In the 20s broken legs were all the rage
Hola Holiday Gasmii!
Last week on All Stars (still debatable!), we had the unconventional materials challenge and it was Christmas themed! Kind of wondering why they didn’t save that for this week, but I guess Lifetime is an inexact science.
Uli won with a shiny silvery genius concoction and although I am biased towards her, she really, really deserved it! Papa Elsa was sent packing and although he is a sweetheart, he also really, really deserved it. Ivy was in the bottom again and it’s starting to look like Aryan and Uli are the only two with a shot at this thing.
Elvis has left the building
We open with the designers on their patio talking about how close they are getting to the end. Ivy is distraught that Papa is gone, but frankly she needs to focus on staying in herself at this point. The problem with the All Stars season is that no one is a big enough bitch. Even St P has settled down somewhat. The judges also totally let us down in the snark department so these scenes outside of the workroom don’t add anything at all.
At the runway greeting, Carolyn Murphy saunters out in a sheer paneled blouse thing that is just another piece in the continuing puzzle of Who The Fuck Dresses That Woman.
She starts talking about flappers and jazz and how this is a roaring 20s challenge. The designers each pull cards that describe the 1920s setting they are designing for. Lo and behold, there are two of each…
What could this mean?
It’s a head to head challenge! We have pitted Uli against Saint Pancake for an Evening Soiree, Aryan against Ivy for an After Hours Speakeasy, and Joshua versus Dead Mauth for an Afternoon Garden Party! They start sketching and Uli is excited to have a challenge that gives her another excuse to work in feathers and doodads, but St P takes an opportunity to sprinkle on a little but of bitch. Pancake announces to the room that she doesn’t need feathers and gimmicks to make amazing clothes.
“What did bitch say?”
They all go shopping and set up their war zones. Aryan’s tactic is to follow Ivy around and scoff at her trying to keep her design a secret. If he’s trying to ruffle her feathers it is working because she spends the whole time scampering away from him and shooting him angry side-eye. Aryan claims he h as no interest in what she’s making so it all seems a big show to throw Ivy off her game.
“Phase II: Give her noogies”