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St P continues to shit on Uli for relying on trim and embellishments. Her great idea is to fight feathers with fur.
Joshua has the garden party catagory and at first I thought he had lost his damn mind as he makes something straight from the set of the Golden Girls, but it turns out he is using a really ugly print to drape his garment. He says it helps him make sure the tailoring is right or something. I didn’t really follow, but then again, Glenn Gould used to listen to music while playing an entirely different song to ensure he was focused on being technically perfect, so does that make Joshua an artistic genius? Or maybe he just has Aspergers. It must be Stockholm syndrome that this guy is starting to grow on me.
Joshua admits he has never been to an afternoon garden party and mostly hangs out on fire escapes and back alleys.
Saint Pancake runs into trouble with her beaded fabric that apparently cannot be sewed. Uli being the queen of class, lets Pancake borrow pliers that she needs to crush the glass beads along her seam lines.This might be why I like Uli, she has an unswerving sunny disposition that doesn’t come from being naive, but from being too mature to resort to pettiness. I admire that in people and fail constantly to emulate it. I will wrestle with a pig and I know full well the damn pig enjoys it.
Joanna comes in to crush dreams with her Pliers of Truth. She urges Joshua to not keep sucking every goddamn week and tells DeadMauth that his fabric is Grandma sofa-worthy. It does looks a bit like the heinous draping fabric Josh is using. Dead Mauth in turn butchers the word “nostalgic” like someone who is trying to say it with a mouth working on six pieces of Bazooka Gum. DeadMauth describes his edge over Joshua being that HIS model is the one who owns the estate the garden party is being hosted at. I think Joshua then makes a joke about his look being for the mistress who shows up and scrumps the hostess’ husband in the shrubbery.
Joanna joins the catfight table and praises St P’s pantsuit while worrying that Uli is not giving the judges anything new with her flapper look.
Joanna loves Aryan’s feather capelet but when Ivy is asked she rates it a 5.
The models come in for fitting and then day one is done. The following day it’s runway time and that can only mean one thing.