Project Runway All Stars – Fashion Flap

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By MrsMiaWallace | Sunday, December 23, 2012 | 10:20 am | 8 Comments
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St P continues to shit on Uli for relying on trim and embellishments. Her great idea is to fight feathers with fur.

“Killing birds is for poor people. Rich people kill mammals”

Joshua has the garden party catagory and at first I thought he had lost his damn mind as he makes something straight from the set of the Golden Girls, but it turns out he is using a really ugly print to drape his garment. He says it helps him make sure the tailoring is right or something. I didn’t really follow, but then again, Glenn Gould used to listen to music while playing an entirely different song to ensure he was focused on being technically perfect, so does that make Joshua an artistic genius? Or maybe he just has Aspergers. It must be Stockholm syndrome that this guy is starting to grow on me.

Joshua admits he has never been to an afternoon garden party and mostly hangs out on fire escapes and back alleys.

Quoth the Raven, “Haaay!”

Saint Pancake runs into trouble with her beaded fabric that apparently cannot be sewed. Uli being the queen of class, lets Pancake borrow pliers that she needs to crush the glass beads along her seam lines.This might be why I like Uli, she has an unswerving sunny disposition that doesn’t come from being naive, but from being too mature to resort to pettiness. I admire that in people and fail constantly to emulate it. I will wrestle with a pig and I know full well the damn pig enjoys it.

Joanna comes in to crush dreams with her Pliers of Truth. She urges Joshua to not keep sucking every goddamn week and tells DeadMauth that his fabric is Grandma sofa-worthy. It does looks a bit like the heinous draping fabric Josh is using. Dead Mauth in turn butchers the word “nostalgic” like someone who is trying to say it with a mouth working on six pieces of Bazooka Gum. DeadMauth describes his edge over Joshua being that HIS model is the one who owns the estate the garden party is being hosted at. I think Joshua then makes a joke about his look being for the mistress who shows up and scrumps the hostess’ husband in the shrubbery.

Whores who say Hee

Joanna joins the catfight table and praises St P’s pantsuit while worrying that Uli is not giving the judges anything new with her flapper look.

Joanna demonstrates the Charston, as invented at her Senior Prom

Joanna loves Aryan’s feather capelet but when Ivy is asked she rates it a 5.

The bitch emerges.

The models come in for fitting and then day one is done. The following day it’s runway time and that can only mean one thing.

Ivy is in Peekaboo Couture

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MrsMiaWallace is an east coast girl with a  penchant for travel, libations and great cuisine. She is not known to turn down a mimosa or a martini and finds the transition between the two a good way to mark the passing of time since she can never remember to wear a watch. Her secret love for reality tv and addiction to Bravo have drawn her like a moth to the glittering snark of TVGasm,  where she finds there are others like her... hopefully also nursing Bloody Marys.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Jennx
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    How. Does. Ivy. Stay. In. -How?? On another topic; Gretchen Mol’s smile melts my heart *Love* Anyway, I predict Uli, Aryan with DeadMouth as the wild card for Final 3. Thanks for all the fun MrsMia!

  2. 2
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Thanks for the shout out, MMW. I might have squealed a little when I saw Gretchen Mol because, despite all of Gillian’s monstrous behavior she breaks my heart on BE.

    But I didn’t think St. P’s look was better than Ivy’s. Polterwang (TM Fug Girls, I’m not that sartorially clever) should be instant elimination. Plus, she has managed to make a very thin, very tall, very leggy and very young model look short, fat and saggy. Ivy’s dull but at least her model always looks young and willowy.

    And I call BS of Aryan’s win. If his dress was any fabric but that shiny shiny fabric his outfit would have been a sack with feathery shoulders. Uli’s had thought and even with all the froufrou looked young and light. But she’s in the finale (not a spoiler) so I’m not too mad.

  3. 3
    emily
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    A reason i think the they kicked Pancake off was because they have three designers left from season 9 which is widely known as the worst season in Project Runway’s history. The overpraising of Anthony Ryan is ridiculous he is always in the top even teacher’s pets like Anya and Mondo from the previous all star season where in the bottom atleast once. I would not mind if he is great but he is not and liked Flipit said is his video reacap he stole the shrug idea from Uli.

  4. 4
    Laura Gill Laura Gill
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    When I saw that feather shrug, I didn’t so much think “Nevermore,” as “Wez, Warrior of the Wasteland.”

  5. 5
    NatPatBen
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Re your reference to Roots. Coincidentally (or not), it’s been airing on BET lately. My husband actually sat through the entire 10 hours on Saturday… even though we were on vacation in another state!

    Re the show, I enjoyed Anthony Ryan’s dress a lot. When I get thin enough to wear something like that, I’d wear it.

  6. 6
    Poochini109
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:17 am

    I like Uli as much as the next person, but she has made the same damn dress three times already! This week’s looked just like the damn white one whe won for the first time and there has been ANOTHER white dress just like between these two!

    I do, however, have to say the caption “Quote the raven: Haaaaaay!” made me laugh outloud…

  7. 7
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Flipit, will you internet mary me and be my internet husband? You’ll get Tim as your internet brother-in-law. kisskiss

    As to Pancake and her roots, girl, if she’s half as rich as she claims, she would get her color done by a professional colorist. Hers clearly comes from a box on a shelf at Wal-Mart. It’s just nasty, totally one unnatural color all over and not even well cut. I’m not rich and I know enough to never color my own hair.

    I pegged Uli for this win and am not sure I understand what has happened in the cosmos that has allowed Jersey Chore and Hivy to STILL be on this show. If I have to see one more peek-a-boo shorts set or tank covered in muscle beach boys, I’ll, well, I don’t know what I’ll do. But it will be tragic.

  8. 8
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

    mary? Really?

    *sigh* MARRY me. sheesh, I’m beginning to understand why I’ll never get an internet husband.

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