Project Runway All Stars – Fashion Flap

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By MrsMiaWallace | Sunday, December 23, 2012 | 10:20 am | 8 Comments
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Aryan has very positive reviews. Isaac waffles on the cape idea but finally decides he likes it. The whole world falls asleep at this judging panel.

“The roadkill is easily removed with a simple spatula”

The judges finally have to let them know who won each category. Mostly because the way they critique makes it impossible to tell what they actually liked. Deadmauth, Uli and Aryan were the winners of their category, just as MrsMia predicted!

Georgina, meanwhile, chose to dress as a giant, ice-skating, Bird of Paradise

Left alone, the judges quickly dismiss DeadMauth as the weakest of the high scores. It is once again a showdown between Uli and Aryan. For the low scores, Joshua is quickly removed as well. Another repeat from last week. This week’s surprise is that Aryan wins. I prefer Uli’s look, but I am not going to pretend to be objective, and her look was a lot like other things she has done so…

Way to go, tight jeans.

Even though I was pretty sure this was Ivy’s time to go, I am shocked when Saint Pancake is unceremoniously dumped. Now I have no one to hate on this show and that is half the fun! Ivy needs to remove the mask and step up her bitch game asap!

Even Ivy looks startled at the reprieve

Since St P’s look was better and she hasn’t been circling the drain quite as often as Ivy, I call bullshit on this elimination. Saint Pancake leaves with her head high though, and her blessings counted to make sure we don’t get confused and start liking her at the last minute. Apparently she’s proud of being an All Star and proud of making it to the final 6 and already so lucky for all the things life has given her.

The Lord giveth with one Hand, taketh with the Other

Next week there is a high fashion challenge and someone takes a dump in their dress. Join me and pray for drama!

Merry Christmas Gasmii! Have a drink and hug your family, it’s the time of year to roll around in your blessings. And almost all of you are blessed at least to not be related to Saint Pancake!

Xoxo,

MrsMiaWallace

Flipit’s video recap is below!

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MrsMiaWallace is an east coast girl with a  penchant for travel, libations and great cuisine. She is not known to turn down a mimosa or a martini and finds the transition between the two a good way to mark the passing of time since she can never remember to wear a watch. Her secret love for reality tv and addiction to Bravo have drawn her like a moth to the glittering snark of TVGasm,  where she finds there are others like her... hopefully also nursing Bloody Marys.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Jennx
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    How. Does. Ivy. Stay. In. -How?? On another topic; Gretchen Mol’s smile melts my heart *Love* Anyway, I predict Uli, Aryan with DeadMouth as the wild card for Final 3. Thanks for all the fun MrsMia!

  2. 2
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Thanks for the shout out, MMW. I might have squealed a little when I saw Gretchen Mol because, despite all of Gillian’s monstrous behavior she breaks my heart on BE.

    But I didn’t think St. P’s look was better than Ivy’s. Polterwang (TM Fug Girls, I’m not that sartorially clever) should be instant elimination. Plus, she has managed to make a very thin, very tall, very leggy and very young model look short, fat and saggy. Ivy’s dull but at least her model always looks young and willowy.

    And I call BS of Aryan’s win. If his dress was any fabric but that shiny shiny fabric his outfit would have been a sack with feathery shoulders. Uli’s had thought and even with all the froufrou looked young and light. But she’s in the finale (not a spoiler) so I’m not too mad.

  3. 3
    emily
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    A reason i think the they kicked Pancake off was because they have three designers left from season 9 which is widely known as the worst season in Project Runway’s history. The overpraising of Anthony Ryan is ridiculous he is always in the top even teacher’s pets like Anya and Mondo from the previous all star season where in the bottom atleast once. I would not mind if he is great but he is not and liked Flipit said is his video reacap he stole the shrug idea from Uli.

  4. 4
    Laura Gill Laura Gill
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    When I saw that feather shrug, I didn’t so much think “Nevermore,” as “Wez, Warrior of the Wasteland.”

  5. 5
    NatPatBen
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Re your reference to Roots. Coincidentally (or not), it’s been airing on BET lately. My husband actually sat through the entire 10 hours on Saturday… even though we were on vacation in another state!

    Re the show, I enjoyed Anthony Ryan’s dress a lot. When I get thin enough to wear something like that, I’d wear it.

  6. 6
    Poochini109
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:17 am

    I like Uli as much as the next person, but she has made the same damn dress three times already! This week’s looked just like the damn white one whe won for the first time and there has been ANOTHER white dress just like between these two!

    I do, however, have to say the caption “Quote the raven: Haaaaaay!” made me laugh outloud…

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    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Flipit, will you internet mary me and be my internet husband? You’ll get Tim as your internet brother-in-law. kisskiss

    As to Pancake and her roots, girl, if she’s half as rich as she claims, she would get her color done by a professional colorist. Hers clearly comes from a box on a shelf at Wal-Mart. It’s just nasty, totally one unnatural color all over and not even well cut. I’m not rich and I know enough to never color my own hair.

    I pegged Uli for this win and am not sure I understand what has happened in the cosmos that has allowed Jersey Chore and Hivy to STILL be on this show. If I have to see one more peek-a-boo shorts set or tank covered in muscle beach boys, I’ll, well, I don’t know what I’ll do. But it will be tragic.

  8. 8
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 11:24 am

    mary? Really?

    *sigh* MARRY me. sheesh, I’m beginning to understand why I’ll never get an internet husband.

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