Aryan has very positive reviews. Isaac waffles on the cape idea but finally decides he likes it. The whole world falls asleep at this judging panel.
“The roadkill is easily removed with a simple spatula”
The judges finally have to let them know who won each category. Mostly because the way they critique makes it impossible to tell what they actually liked. Deadmauth, Uli and Aryan were the winners of their category, just as MrsMia predicted!
Georgina, meanwhile, chose to dress as a giant, ice-skating, Bird of Paradise
Left alone, the judges quickly dismiss DeadMauth as the weakest of the high scores. It is once again a showdown between Uli and Aryan. For the low scores, Joshua is quickly removed as well. Another repeat from last week. This week’s surprise is that Aryan wins. I prefer Uli’s look, but I am not going to pretend to be objective, and her look was a lot like other things she has done so…
Way to go, tight jeans.
Even though I was pretty sure this was Ivy’s time to go, I am shocked when Saint Pancake is unceremoniously dumped. Now I have no one to hate on this show and that is half the fun! Ivy needs to remove the mask and step up her bitch game asap!
Even Ivy looks startled at the reprieve
Since St P’s look was better and she hasn’t been circling the drain quite as often as Ivy, I call bullshit on this elimination. Saint Pancake leaves with her head high though, and her blessings counted to make sure we don’t get confused and start liking her at the last minute. Apparently she’s proud of being an All Star and proud of making it to the final 6 and already so lucky for all the things life has given her.
The Lord giveth with one Hand, taketh with the Other
Next week there is a high fashion challenge and someone takes a dump in their dress. Join me and pray for drama!
Merry Christmas Gasmii! Have a drink and hug your family, it’s the time of year to roll around in your blessings. And almost all of you are blessed at least to not be related to Saint Pancake!
MrsMiaWallace is an east coast girl with a penchant for travel, libations and great cuisine. She is not known to turn down a mimosa or a martini and finds the transition between the two a good way to mark the passing of time since she can never remember to wear a watch. Her secret love for reality tv and addiction to Bravo have drawn her like a moth to the glittering snark of TVGasm, where she finds there are others like her... hopefully also nursing Bloody Marys.