The men then enter for their fitting and Kane decides to put the turd cherry on top of his shit Sunday by having his male model walk in ugly strappy heels. When asked his opinion, even Joshua kindly told Kane no.
“Look at me, if I say you should edit…. Go kill youself”
Everyone goes home and the next day is runway! Those final fitting details seem to be overwhelming when they are for two different models. Everyone is rushing and panicking. Joshua says he needs to become Helen Keller in Miracle Worker to finish his designs. Have none of these fucking people ever bothered to find out what it is that they are referencing? Is he saying his designs would be better if he could somehow become blind and deaf??
Well, his personal style certainly wouldn’t suffer
Saint Pancake hasn’t had much screen time so she makes sure to get in her bitch quota by complaining that Ivy keeps helping Papa Elsa which is SO not an All-Star behavior. What St P doesn’t realize is this is her last shot at a public forum so Ivy is smart to leave us liking her whereas everyone will hate St P now forever.
She is concerned, her face is just too pumped full of poison to express it
The love-fest between Papa Elsa and Ivy is irritating Aryan too, apparently. He says they are, “attached at the hip. Just cut the umbilical cord”.
Don’t let the bowtie and mowhawk fool you. This man is not a doctor
I don’t see why anyone cares. Ivy is highly talented and she obviously picked a nice but weak player to improve her image. You don’t see her sucking up to DeadMauth or Uli, who are actual competitors. She would’ve picked Kane if that wouldn’t have been completely transparent. Speaking of transparent…
Please let this be the final look.
The hair and makeup portion is really nuts. Kane is gluing paper onto his models’ eyebrows, Ivy is inspired by bukkake and Uli wants mohawks all around.
Carolyn greets them with her neck and jaw in the usual painful rictus grimace. She is in something that really looks like she found it on the floor of the workroom. Although if Heidi’s kids have started their own line then I find it an impressive look.
“Toddlers and Sewing Machines”
The judges are Eyesack Mizrahi, Harvey Weinstein’s Deal with the Devil and two guest judges. This week to surprise us, the guest judges are actual designers with respected portfolios!
“They told me this was for the regular season”
“They told me the guy who stole my matching shorts would be here”