Aryan – His looks are far more casual than Avant Garde, but are solid and well-designed. Also, the idea of androgyny comes across very well.
Althea, Ivy and Joshua are safe. They are none too honored by this however. Joshua tries very hard to poke the bear by criticizing Ivy for putting out the same boxy jacket every time. Her reaction is that if the judges like it, she is happy. You can see her knuckles turning white from the strain though.
“Remember the nasty blogs, remember the nasty blogs. Blogs blogs blogs”
Ivy really works on her zen mantra and declares that egos should not be involved but that each designer should just strive to show their best work. I could really use a reference to her terrible past right about now. Despite Joshua saying she should have already left, she maintains that cool demeanor for the cameras so now I’m wondering what drugs she’s on and where I can get some.
Uli is up first and she gets rave reviews. Yay Uli! Mizrahi immediately hones in on the safety pin genius and everyone is gushing over how many of the separates they love and versatility of the pieces. Saint Pancake looks on like a startled little toadstool.
“Wide-leg pants do not hide a fat ass, dear”
Saint Pancake gets the gentlest of reamings from every judge. They really do not like to tear into people this season! Every comment was negative however, from the gold buttons to the cut-outs to the fabric choice to the lack of femininity displayed.
Sorry Toadstool, Mario is in another castle!
Deadmauth shows up with the coolest Chicago cast members ever. If Chicago was set in New Orleans. New Orleans. Pop. Squish. Bam! Everyone loves it of course and the male model gives Carolyn a hot flash. Mizrahi voices the one quasi-criticism in that he wonders if the look would be as strong sans fedora.
The hottest twins ever. And their Grandpa
Kane basically just gets asked what he was thinking, over and over. No one expands much but everyone hates it. With judges this nice, it’s hard to say much of anything.
The intersection of Elizabeth Taylor and Liberace
Papa Elsa explains his look was “warrior” inspired. The judges are conflicted and actually offer some feedback for once.The girls look is better received, except for the pants shredding. The guy is called an accessory. Let me tell you; if I had the option to accessorize with him, we’re looking at the MrsMiaWallace statement necklace.
Eat your heart out, Carrie Bradshaw