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Papa seems to have put together something presentable terribly quickly, but it is mostly fabric so he is still worried. Before you know it they are hustled out to the runway. Carolyn greets everyone wearing a red towel. I will admit it looks like a gown, but I know better because she has clearly just had her hair freshly washed and cropped.
This bizarre blunt cut is so distracting I missed the judges’ introductions, but we already know it’s Mizrahi, a soulless shell of a Georgina Chapman and whatever Kylie Minogue’s plastic surgeon did recently.
Aryan – His dress is very good. It definitely looks pretty Christmasy, but somehow not in a bad way. Also it could pass as simply winter themed. If the challenge had been to make Christmas Couture, he would win.
Ivy – Her dress isn’t terrible, but I hate the color once again and it is total ice skater, from the fringe to the sheer neckline. I have seen a lot of ice skater inspired dresses on the red carpet though so is it a thing now?
Josh – I can’t tell if this is genius or insanity. He has a Rockette on Crack. Which is probably how they get through the Christmas season, so, disqualified? I kind of love that he has epaulets made of choo-choo skeletons.
Uli – Her dress is fantastic. I know I’m biased but I do think it is a better version of what Aryan was trying to pull off. It doesn’t scream Christmas or winter or anything specific. The design pattern down the middle actually has a little bit of steampunk happening and most surprisingly, the whole thing looks wearable.
DeadMauth – His look is a purple disco baked potato disastor. It has a bow in the back and glitter and awful. That is all.
Papa Elsa – His dress is forgettable and regrettable. It is a basic sheath with weird baling twine shoulders. He admits he is just praying for safe and the ability to stay in the competition at this point. He used everyone’s cast off materials to make a final look and it shows.
Saint Pancake – Her dress is the bad version of both Aryan and Uli’s dress. It is silver, glittery and shapeless. The weird plopped-on disco accents even seem to be making a frowny face. She is super proud of her work though and says it’s innovative because “all this stuff came from a Christmas store”. Do the meds she’s on make her completely unaware of everyone around her? Because if that is the case I would like a very large bottle of said meds.