Project Runway All Stars VlogCap 2.12: The End

VlogCap

By Flipit | | 10:00 pm | 18 Comments

This week on the Project Runway All Stars finale, Uli creates a racist line centered around white power, Emilioth lithpth a lotth, and Anthony Ryan grabs his ankles for Eyesack Mizrahi.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    SquareHead
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Flipit, I love you so I’m just gonna say it straight out….Dude, go get a fucking cheeseburger, the hunger made you post last weeks redub!! I understand, I have been dieting since November (down 23 woo hoo) and I myself made an emergency run to BK tonight for the angry whopper jr meal. It was fucking awesome but not very angry. Love you forever!

  2. 2
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    Squarehead i love that you are here to call me out lol!! Corrected!! Try now. And yes I am fucking starving. Yet still hugely fat for some reason. God hates me. Love ya!

  3. 3
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    Flipit you fuckin’ rock!
    They might have just as well kept tonight’s show in the can. We all knew Aryan was going to win. Big duh on that one. Thank for agreeing with me Flipit. Aside from his long gowns he made variations of the same dress. No variety. Straight seams. What’s with Eyesack and that bullshit about that dark gown being the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen on PR? WTF? Absolfuckinglutely ridiculous the way they were fawning over his crap.

    I didn’t quite get Emilio’s but at least his stuff has structure and variation.
    I liked Uli’s. Not one flowing cabana dress in sight! She made trousers, dresses, gowns, vests all in four days! And, they were cohesive. She was gracious was she lost, too.

    I tell ya’ all this producer driven ‘reality’ TV these days is pissing me off.
    I may just have to stop watching and just read the caps on the ‘Gasm! You guys don’t play favorites. You tell it like it is!

  4. 4
    SquareHead
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    I took a nap and skipped the show because Eyesack’s hard on told me who would “take it all” (right up the ass) a couple weeks ago. I knew watching your redub would be much more enjoyable and I was right! I’m not a schoolmarm I swear, just a chick thats had a couple back surgeries and been on lockdown at home for 2 years so I am always trolling your site for the latest recaps. Long story short, I have no life and you guys keep me sane! Hope you get to eat soon ;)

  5. 5
    Morty Doody
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:45 am

    This recap was disgusting and vulgar. I loved it. They pulled their punches with Emilio – what a CRAPPY CRAPPY pile of crap his joke-of-a-collection was… It finally took the vicious European Nazi to break the spell of political correctness to call him on his brown racist CRAP. Then an avalanche of deserved criticism poured out. phew..! But at the end when they dismissed Uli, I was extremely scared that Emilio actually had won. If that happened I promised myself I’d never watch another episode of this CRAPPY CRAPPY show. As it is, I’m not sure I’ll ever watch another episode. I’m still pissed they introduced the evil of Christian Serano into the world.

  6. 6
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:26 am

    All I could think of was YOU while I watched this finale. What does that say about this ALL-STAR season?

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    ziggychick
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:28 am

    Flipit, I wish you were my GBF (gay best friend)! Long days spent sipping sparkling wine, nibbling on fancy cheeses while we watch reality TV together….sigh…..

    Anyways, this PR season was a total clusterf’ck. I mean…some of the designers they brought back weren’t even memorable in their own season. You could tell from the first 3 episodes that AR was gonna walk away with it. I’ve lost any respect I had for PR and wish they can go back to judging TALENT!

  8. 8
    OhYeahMeToo
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Flipit, PLEASE….PLEASE….PLEASE….. do the video recap of RuPaul’s Drag Race \Goddesses\…. How fabulous that would be !!!!!

  9. 9
    kels
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:21 am

    Flipit, I love you so hard. These vcaps are beyond awesome!

  10. 10
    msjacqmills
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 11:14 am

    I love you, Flipit. I just do.

  11. 11
    TallGirl
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 11:24 am

    I’m sooo happy I got all my computer issues fixed so that I could watch your V-caps, Flipit!!!! Priceless! And, you spare no one with your scathing, vulgur humor!! Any way that you can clone yourself so that we could get your Vcaps for other shows??

  12. 12
    mnkid
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Flipit. SO GOOD! Unlike Anthony Ryan’s Judy Jetson collection.

  13. 13
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    Did Emilioth pick Althea becauth her name thounds lithpy, too?

    Also, I need to point out the Caroline’s dress is essentially the same concept that Joshua was aiming for last week (and got sent home for)…”marrying” lace to another fabric. Sure, it was done marginally better…but it was still ugly.

  14. 14
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    @catty ‘Did Emilioth pick Althea becauth her name thounds lithpy, too? – HAHAHHAA!!! I bet he did!!!

    I just want to point out to all you people that isaac sits crooked all the time, this indicates to me, One: AR is already serving his master, and two: Isaac is the bottom . . . .

    I usually love some color blocking Judy Jetson looks . . . but that was one dress in a rainbow of garanimals matchyness! Could he not have done one separate, WEAK!!! They should really be ashamed . . . but then, they stopped making troll dolls, so perhaps it’s nostalgia!

    Either way, pretty impressive for 4 days, particularly Uli, it wasn’t my taste, but very impressive! I was actually pleasantly surprised by Emilioth’s too . . . when he said Red, White and Blue, and american collection, I was vomiting . . . considering his inspiration was Aunt Jemamima . . . I’d say he did a lot.

    I’m with everyone, Flip It!!! Love you and love these!!! Mwah~!

  15. 15
    bubblesballentine
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    Flight attendants from the Fifth Element for the win. Ms. Murphy too busy molting to notice. Isaac SO excited about his latest ARyan fantasy coming true that night that even his suit broke out into hives. Georgina so traumatized by seeing Mondo’s exposed chest, no matter how briefly, that she developed a sudden aversion for feathers – later explaining all she saw from that point on were large plucked chicken marionettes dancing out from under Murphy’s gown and desperately searching the audience for some lederhosen to wear.

    Oh, the humanity! It was mesmerizing. Then I threw up.

  16. 16
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 10:42 am

    The fact that Youtube’s again refusing to allow me sound to a video is only worsening my extreme anger over this finale. Yes, I knew it would go this way. Anthony Ryan is the Jimmy Fallon of PR. Somehow the powers that be love him and think he’s great, meanwhile, in reality, he has no talent whatsoever. Uli was robbed, not to mention slapped in the face by giving her 3rd place! I knew from the first episode who PR had planned to crown as the winner, but I’m disgusted despite that knowledge. Lispy’s collection was great. At least it had a perspective, story, and range. Anthony “Free Pass” Ryan sent out the same dress in varying lengths and trim colors, not to mention the very same mothereffing dress he’s been making since the first episode of his original season.

    I quit. I quit PR: All-Stars. I believe I quit all All-Stars. They’re all setups.

    BTW, my captcha thingy has improved my mood just slightly – it’s “cheese burger”. I think I need a few right about now. I’ll send one your way, too, Flippy.

  17. 17
    zbird
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    I, too, love you flippy. And I love all of the comments on here as well. Y’all –all y’all — make me laugh!

  18. 18
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 11:57 am

    Flipit, guuuuurl, you need to move near me so we can cawfee tawk. Love you.

    Anyway, what a joke. Seriously, one of the things a collection should achieve is that each and EVERY piece could be one girls closet. That was sorta true with Emilios, absolutely true with Uli’s and simply not true with ARyan. He has NO SEPARATES! How can you win with only dresses? Especially dresses that are almost identical. No girl would have more than 2 pieces from his collection because they are identical. Yes, I sew and those cutouts are a bitch to get right, but if the award was for being a technician, Emilio would have won.

    ARyan’s collection was possibly the single most disappointing one I have ever seen on this show and the fact that Mizrah almost came when he looked at the long dress (‘best dress ever’? Really?) unfortunately proves what it is that ARyan actually does best. And he doesn’t even need to use his hands for that.

    Quelle horror.

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