Ivy – her dress is a hot mess. I know she wanted her model to look like the sun and I guess it is true that the sun has never seen an iron before either. From the mustard color to the rumpled pleats to the cheap fabric this is a poor showing for our reformed mean girl.
Saint Pancake – Her look is a jumper and I think it’s really lovely. It comes across a little casual for a red carpet, but then again, people lay out step and repeats for the opening of a new flavor of Desani, so Red Carpet might be a flexible term. It is also so clearly DVF-inspired from the print to the flowy drape that I’m actually hoping her idol likes it. What’s wrong with me?
DeadMauth – His design is basic and boring. He is most concerned that the hemline is just ragged chiffon trailing threads. Mizrahi especially seems to be glancing down a lot so he may end up in trouble for that. His model is working as hard as she can though, she walks the whole runway with her navel first.
Joshua and Papa Elsa are the two safest designers. From getting sent home this week that is. They were the two I liked/would wear the most so now I am intrigued who is in the top.
Aryan is up first and gets the seal of approval from Diane. She does think there is a shade too much fabric somewhere, but can’t put her finger on it. Mizrahi continues his love affair with Aryan and calls him darling, while saying the model reminds him of a cult member. Carolyn and Georgina give high praise and claim they would wear this dress if it weren’t for the exposed booty.
This dress is a pirates dream
Ivy is up and tries to spin her earth science knowledge that the Sun is actually a star and gets slammed anyway. Mizrahi tells her that her fabric has never looked worse and Diane even piles in that although the idea was nice, it totally failed.
Also, the moon is a satellite of the earth
Dead Mauth is also ripped to shreds for having a bad design, bad finish, bad embellishments and a bad lining. It’s nice to see the claws finally come out on these judges! I’m not sure I found this as horrible as they did, but his smugness was asking for it, so I’m not complaining.
But why is he wearing his winner’s expression?
Uli is up and everyone loves her dress. Diane encourages her to feed her feather addiction and Georgina cautions that some of the embellishments are unfinished but that it looks great from the front. I love Uli, but this looks like a Craft Corner nightmare to me.
“Oh good, the hypnosis worked!”