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Althea is up and no one likes her pieced together monstrosity. Diane admits Althea is a good seamstress but calls it “Marie Antoinette meeting Frederik of Hollywood”. It looks like a slutty Easter superhero to me.
Saint Pancake immediately starts babbling about how she has cankles and has to wear giant umbrella pants, but still wants to feel sexy. Before she can segue from her own outfit to the model’s, Diane launches into a long story about being 20 in Rome and engaged to a handsome Prince. She’s a wild card, but I’m guessing we’re in for a long build up of how much DVF loves this look. Isaac and Georgina just love the story. It makes Mizrahi daydream about his own run-in with Prince and Georgina is just telling herself that if you just keep kissing a fat ugly toad one day you will be rewarded.
Saint Pancake looks terrified through this trip down memory lane, but it turns out she has recreated “pajama palazzo”- when everyone in Rome would get high on mescaline and pass out on the Spanish steps in their long johns or something. The rest of the judges give high praise as well with a few small remarks about her shoulders being too narrow and waist too wide.
The designers leave so the judges can talk about them behind their backs. They all love Aryan and inexplicably love Uli. DVF calls it “forbidden fruit”, but I’d say it’s “feather blindness”. They really run down Dead Mauth for blaming his failures on chiffon, calling it very easy to work with. The chiffonies of last season’s Project Runway would agree and I’m wondering how they are going to get out of ousting Ivy this episode. All the shredded chiffon and pastel ragbags in the world don’t excuse her wrinkly mustard sun.
Well, my emotions are mixed when I hear St P is the big winner. I didn’t really think Uli deserved a win and I think Carolyn probably blackballed Aryan’s volumizer dress, andI was slightly hoping the designer who was the biggest fan of DVF would win… but I’m still hoping Carolyn wears it to the ground-breaking of a Reno Planet Hollywood and no one takes her picture.
Emilio is safe and the bottom two are Ivy and Althea. Somehow they keep Ivy and let Althea go. I have to think past performance factored into this because by this runway alone, there was no question who should have left. Ivy hugs Althea goodbye and now I notice how tall that bitch is!