Project Runway Premiere Recap: Back and Bitchier than Before!

Recaps

By MrsMiaWallace | Monday, July 23, 2012 | 3:44 pm | 23 Comments
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We barely meet Nathan. He is getting no camera time so it’s safe to say he belongs on the scrap heap of making it through, but not standing out. He’s going to need a name that pops more than Nathan to start with.

“Would Urkel work?“

The next guy to take up some a lot of camera, is Fat Morpheus. Actually it’s Ven Budhu- who should choose another style besides portly and bald or change his last name to avoid unflattering comparisons. He loves comparisons though and claims that the other designers will be intimidated by his first look. The ladies are fawning over his blouse, but I can’t get past why he feels we need to see his chest hair.

“Proves I’m not a eunuch”

Now its time for the Gallant to SkunkHair’s Goofus. Christopher the Timid. He looks like Skunk Hair’s twin to me so I am grateful that they are styled differently so I know who is Bad and who is Good. Recapping shortcuts. Chris tells us he is pretty green but can sew like a motherf@#&er and is “really confident”. He also looks like he may cry.

But he cries like a motherf@#&er

His portfolio is just a few sketches, which look nice, but a little one-note so he is either going home or the Newbie with Promise. So you like… coats?

Next up is Alicia who balances her feminine name by rocking full dreadlocks and boy’s clothes.

Being different means never having to wash your hair

She claims her mainstay is making clothes for “tomboys”. She likes both men and women’s wear and mixing the two. I am hoping she sticks around for one of the menswear challenges that stymie everyone… and POV shot.

Well I would definitely wear the dog

Beatrice is next and, affirmed by my commenters, comes from a fashion family, but she claims their business lost success and she’s worked very hard to get into design. She’s blandly likeable and her last name is Guapo, which is appropriate as she is the token “pretty girl”. Being a regular, polished girl is actually one of the only ways to stand out in this crowd. Also making her stand out? Her admission that she has no clue how to sew. From seasons past I would say as long as she has a talent for glue gun she should be OK.

Hair both washed and styled… Freak

Raul comes on camera to tell us he is a menswear designer with a passion for womenswear. Not conflicting information at all. What is conflicting is his deep V-bangs and bowler hat.

Not to worry. An orange Bolo tie will bring the look together!

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MrsMiaWallace is an east coast girl with a  penchant for travel, libations and great cuisine. She is not known to turn down a mimosa or a martini and finds the transition between the two a good way to mark the passing of time since she can never remember to wear a watch. Her secret love for reality tv and addiction to Bravo have drawn her like a moth to the glittering snark of TVGasm,  where she finds there are others like her... hopefully also nursing Bloody Marys.

23 Comments

  1. 1
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    How sad that the designer with THE BEST GAMER NAME EVER is nothing more than a mean girl. Shame on you, Gunnar.

    Love Christopher and I’m hoping he doesn’t get a head as big as Parsons. If he does, he and Kors won’t both fit in the studio.

    I like Buffi but then I’m a garish kinda girl in spirit. Not in fact; I wouldn’t wear her clothes but I’d dream about wearing them.

    Mist of the others are just a blur at this point but we do actually seem to have some talent here. Maybe Dimitri should hook up with Irina from season 6, if she’s still around. He seems like Russian Eeyore. Wonder if he’ll be cutting before too long?

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    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    It took me a minute to realize Gunnar and Christopher weren’t twins. And another minute to realize they weren’t even related.

    It’s too early for me figure out who I like yet. It seems there’s actually talented this year, so hopefully this season and the challenges will be interesting.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Great job stepping in to fill Flipit’s shoes Mia. I really enjoyed your recap!

    Are those leopard spots tattooed on the side of Buffi’s head? Every time she was on the screen I was fascinated with figuring out what was going on there.

    I am so happy to have the regular format and judges back!!

    Ugh…Gunnar.

  4. 4
    Pawesl
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    What is with half these people being from New York? Jeez PR can we get out of the city for some diversity. And even more oddly there are 2 people form Kentucky. I feel obligated to root for Gunnar (who is the youngest btw, not Chris) because he’s from my hometown but I’m really having a hard time. He’s like Josh 2.0 and I couldn’t stand him. Chris is adorable but he is total Chunklite and the resemblance is painful for me because I hate Chunk. Kooan is just a little too much for me. I’ve only ever met one authentic Japanese person (meaning born and grew up there) and she was nothing like him. I’m like kind of expecting him to literally start bouncing off the walls at any moment.

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    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    @Pawesl I’ve met quite a few Japanese people. And only a few of them have been cartoony like Kooan.

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    cmw
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    Great recap!! Anyone else think that Gunnar aka “Skunk” is a version of Josh from last season and that Christopher is a version of Michael Costello aka “Chunk”!! LOL!!

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    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    @cmw Totally. Mention on the minicap that I hated, HATED, Josh, so any retread of his bitchitude is more then I can stand. And Chris is Chunk-Lite, but I think I will like him more then Costello. Too soon to tell for sure. Although his Toddlers & Tiaras comment was made of win.

    Great recap Mrs.Mia! “Afrasian” had me rolling.

  8. 8
    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Oh, and I refuse to believe his name is Gunnar. That’s right, I’m a PR-Birther. Show me a birth certificate!

  9. 9
    itchy itchy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Well, “Deatherage” does indeed appear to be a legit family name. Who’d have guessed that?

    Is it possible Afrasian is doing the Japanese version of the fey gay stereotype? Whatever. I keep picturing him in a schoolgirl’s outfit in a remake of Battle Royale.

    Why am I wildly attracted to Nina Garcia? It’s not like I have a thing for reptiles. Why? Why?

    But I’m pretty certain that Buffi idiot has a bad case of scabies. Ew.

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    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 12:35 am

    Gotta love a Highlights reference.

    Brava, Mia. I am still giggling at “Winner winner chicken dinner.”

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    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 4:31 am

    OMG, Mrs.Mia – had to stop half-way through to address the Goofus and Galant reference as I was transported back to being 6 years old and in the dentist’s office. LOVE it (and love the recap!)! Will be back after I’ve finished! :)

  12. 12
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 4:45 am

    Fantastic debut, Mrs.Mia! Too many laugh-out-louds to mention. You hit it out of the park and I can’t wait to read all of your recaps this season. XXOO

  13. 13
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 5:56 am

    Every season I watch a show or two, and I think Project Runway couldn’t possibly get gayer. And then, the next season of hyperstereotypes prance into the design room, and PR shows me that I have NO CONCEPT of how gay this show can get…

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    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 6:14 am

    @itchy I stand corrected. Apparently, he posted his birth certificate on Facebook. It’s a shame such an amazing name is wasted on such a tool. The sad thing is that last year, during casting, he was sweet and humble. Now, he’s such a Joshette, I don’t even care if he’s talented. Sure, it might keep him on TV longer, but he will turn off a lot people with his bitchitude.

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    KC
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 6:58 am

    “Edward Swisherhands”. Bwahahahahaha

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    Mozao Mozao
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 8:04 am

    Great recap, Mia! Loved the screencaps also! Thanks!!

    Nina was wearing Dolce&Gabbana and no amount of jewels could make me pass that hem, reminds me of those tacky door curtains!

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    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 8:17 am

    @MrsMiaWallace: Well done! Flipit is a tough act to follow, but I found it difficult to contain my laughter at work!

    @Pawesl: My first thought on Gunnar was “Josh 2.0″ – right down to the eyebrows. I don’t think I can handle that for another season. I’m worried that he’ll win. I don’t think PR has had a “redemption storyline” yet – contestsant doesn’t make it onto the show and then comes back to win.

  18. 18
    PennyDreadful
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    @MrsMiaWallace – Fantastic cap! Lots of LOL moments! Looking forward to seeing what you make of the rest of the season – you’ll certainly have plenty of material!

    I agree with everyone – Skunk seems to have deliberately modeled himself on Josh. Except that Josh was actually (intermittently) funny, and had (a modicum of) talent. And Chris totally = Chunk Lite. Please, let there be tears . . .

  19. 19
    Meaghan
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Sonjia is an alumni of my college–we’re all so proud! Very cool; hope she goes far.

  20. 20
    juddfan
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    I’m with the rest, MM, aka Mrs. Mia, great recap, and great start! You grabbed the perfect facial
    expressions for you captions! Loved the last one of skunk! I imagine skunk is going to be the
    wig-out quitter, he seems to be focused so much on competing and being on TV, and not on
    fashion! My early have is elaini . . . love me some SCi-fi fashion!!!

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    dilia
    Posted July 27, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    not sure why but i really liked the all black girl
    christopher was great, but i may get tired of him soon. i also love him because gunnar hates him.
    the guy with the rose shirt bothered me for some reason, but his rose shirt was good.

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    No reality
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    My money is on Boston! Love her! I bet she’s in the top three, prolly with fatmorph. I also dig Afrasian, ( great nickname Mia). He reminds me of this guy I went to college with, who delt really good drugs…. Or at least that’s what I heard……

  23. 23
    Luke
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 4:36 am

    Skunk just wants Christopher so bad, he’s such a child. Also, they really do look alike, Christopher just happens to be better in every single way.

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