Project Runway Premiere Recap: Back and Bitchier than Before!

Recaps

By MrsMiaWallace | Monday, July 23, 2012 | 3:44 pm | 23 Comments
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They head back to begin working and the shit-talking commences. They start off light by analyzing who is the youngest. I guess it’s Chris, but Andrea cuts the conversation to how awesome it is to be old and good at what you do.

Coolest Grandma ever

We are treated to the first clash of the Fashion Twins when Chris asks Skunks hair if his aesthetic is Miu Miu/Prada. This obvious insult to Skunk’s integrity can only be responded to with dominance and flair.

Attack of Edward SwishyHands

Skunk sulks and interviews that he already doesn’t like Chris for being very similar to his personality. Don’t worry Skunk, I hate everyone like you too. I see them as more alike in look however but since Chris is soft spoken and gentle I guess this is Skunk’s cue to turn up the Bitchy Queen so he can get camera time.

Not all editing is good editing

The gang sews and laughs and they better enjoy the camaraderie while they can. They riff on Fabio for being homeless and Buffi declares herself the class clown. This doesn’t sit well with Dmitry who likes quiet and sedation and dark corners and spiders. Tim Gunn comes in to panic everyone and words can’t describe how much I missed him.

This picture sums it up though

He tells Tara he is intrigued, but doesn’t “get” Sonjia’s jacket with dress combo. His moment is really stolen by Bitter Dmitry though who has decided early on that Buffi hurts his hangover and says her fashion is “all the colors, all the trends.. it’s just like a diarrhea”. LOL! Tim goes the route of advising Buffi her look is “not a bit NOT too much”, instead of stooping to bathroom humor. Diff’rent Strokes. And we have a PR first! Tim is completely stumped by Afro’d Asian! To be fair this is because Afrasian doesn’t actually make clothes (POV shot), so Tim has no idea how to approach a critique.

“I can’t help you unless there are actually clothes involved”

 Tim spends some time finding out Skunk’s client is “older southern women” and Elena has fencing-inspired couture. This is Fat Morpheus’ time to shine and while most of the designers ARE intimidated by his abilities to build a tasteful blouse that looks like a fabric flower, Raul is not impressed. Chris reveals he is as in love with Tim as I am and he has an infinitely better shot at him. So now he is the villain.

“Don’t make me be the villain like a motherf@#$er!”

Speaking of, while everyone is rattled by Tim and furiously sewing, Chris pokes Skunk a little and finds out that Kitty Has Claws. They have a terse back and forth where Skunk tells him to “shut the fuck up” and advises Chris to “watch out because I get meaner as I go”. Chris says it’s possible Skunk belongs on Toddlers and Tiaras and not Project Runway.

Back on top Chris, nice save

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MrsMiaWallace is an east coast girl with a  penchant for travel, libations and great cuisine. She is not known to turn down a mimosa or a martini and finds the transition between the two a good way to mark the passing of time since she can never remember to wear a watch. Her secret love for reality tv and addiction to Bravo have drawn her like a moth to the glittering snark of TVGasm,  where she finds there are others like her... hopefully also nursing Bloody Marys.

23 Comments

  1. 1
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    How sad that the designer with THE BEST GAMER NAME EVER is nothing more than a mean girl. Shame on you, Gunnar.

    Love Christopher and I’m hoping he doesn’t get a head as big as Parsons. If he does, he and Kors won’t both fit in the studio.

    I like Buffi but then I’m a garish kinda girl in spirit. Not in fact; I wouldn’t wear her clothes but I’d dream about wearing them.

    Mist of the others are just a blur at this point but we do actually seem to have some talent here. Maybe Dimitri should hook up with Irina from season 6, if she’s still around. He seems like Russian Eeyore. Wonder if he’ll be cutting before too long?

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    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    It took me a minute to realize Gunnar and Christopher weren’t twins. And another minute to realize they weren’t even related.

    It’s too early for me figure out who I like yet. It seems there’s actually talented this year, so hopefully this season and the challenges will be interesting.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Great job stepping in to fill Flipit’s shoes Mia. I really enjoyed your recap!

    Are those leopard spots tattooed on the side of Buffi’s head? Every time she was on the screen I was fascinated with figuring out what was going on there.

    I am so happy to have the regular format and judges back!!

    Ugh…Gunnar.

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    Pawesl
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    What is with half these people being from New York? Jeez PR can we get out of the city for some diversity. And even more oddly there are 2 people form Kentucky. I feel obligated to root for Gunnar (who is the youngest btw, not Chris) because he’s from my hometown but I’m really having a hard time. He’s like Josh 2.0 and I couldn’t stand him. Chris is adorable but he is total Chunklite and the resemblance is painful for me because I hate Chunk. Kooan is just a little too much for me. I’ve only ever met one authentic Japanese person (meaning born and grew up there) and she was nothing like him. I’m like kind of expecting him to literally start bouncing off the walls at any moment.

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    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    @Pawesl I’ve met quite a few Japanese people. And only a few of them have been cartoony like Kooan.

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    cmw
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    Great recap!! Anyone else think that Gunnar aka “Skunk” is a version of Josh from last season and that Christopher is a version of Michael Costello aka “Chunk”!! LOL!!

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    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    @cmw Totally. Mention on the minicap that I hated, HATED, Josh, so any retread of his bitchitude is more then I can stand. And Chris is Chunk-Lite, but I think I will like him more then Costello. Too soon to tell for sure. Although his Toddlers & Tiaras comment was made of win.

    Great recap Mrs.Mia! “Afrasian” had me rolling.

  8. 8
    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Oh, and I refuse to believe his name is Gunnar. That’s right, I’m a PR-Birther. Show me a birth certificate!

  9. 9
    itchy itchy
    Posted July 23, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Well, “Deatherage” does indeed appear to be a legit family name. Who’d have guessed that?

    Is it possible Afrasian is doing the Japanese version of the fey gay stereotype? Whatever. I keep picturing him in a schoolgirl’s outfit in a remake of Battle Royale.

    Why am I wildly attracted to Nina Garcia? It’s not like I have a thing for reptiles. Why? Why?

    But I’m pretty certain that Buffi idiot has a bad case of scabies. Ew.

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    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 12:35 am

    Gotta love a Highlights reference.

    Brava, Mia. I am still giggling at “Winner winner chicken dinner.”

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    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 4:31 am

    OMG, Mrs.Mia – had to stop half-way through to address the Goofus and Galant reference as I was transported back to being 6 years old and in the dentist’s office. LOVE it (and love the recap!)! Will be back after I’ve finished! :)

  12. 12
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 4:45 am

    Fantastic debut, Mrs.Mia! Too many laugh-out-louds to mention. You hit it out of the park and I can’t wait to read all of your recaps this season. XXOO

  13. 13
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 5:56 am

    Every season I watch a show or two, and I think Project Runway couldn’t possibly get gayer. And then, the next season of hyperstereotypes prance into the design room, and PR shows me that I have NO CONCEPT of how gay this show can get…

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    TVKimmy TVKimmy
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 6:14 am

    @itchy I stand corrected. Apparently, he posted his birth certificate on Facebook. It’s a shame such an amazing name is wasted on such a tool. The sad thing is that last year, during casting, he was sweet and humble. Now, he’s such a Joshette, I don’t even care if he’s talented. Sure, it might keep him on TV longer, but he will turn off a lot people with his bitchitude.

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    KC
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 6:58 am

    “Edward Swisherhands”. Bwahahahahaha

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    Mozao Mozao
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 8:04 am

    Great recap, Mia! Loved the screencaps also! Thanks!!

    Nina was wearing Dolce&Gabbana and no amount of jewels could make me pass that hem, reminds me of those tacky door curtains!

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    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 8:17 am

    @MrsMiaWallace: Well done! Flipit is a tough act to follow, but I found it difficult to contain my laughter at work!

    @Pawesl: My first thought on Gunnar was “Josh 2.0″ – right down to the eyebrows. I don’t think I can handle that for another season. I’m worried that he’ll win. I don’t think PR has had a “redemption storyline” yet – contestsant doesn’t make it onto the show and then comes back to win.

  18. 18
    PennyDreadful
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    @MrsMiaWallace – Fantastic cap! Lots of LOL moments! Looking forward to seeing what you make of the rest of the season – you’ll certainly have plenty of material!

    I agree with everyone – Skunk seems to have deliberately modeled himself on Josh. Except that Josh was actually (intermittently) funny, and had (a modicum of) talent. And Chris totally = Chunk Lite. Please, let there be tears . . .

  19. 19
    Meaghan
    Posted July 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Sonjia is an alumni of my college–we’re all so proud! Very cool; hope she goes far.

  20. 20
    juddfan
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    I’m with the rest, MM, aka Mrs. Mia, great recap, and great start! You grabbed the perfect facial
    expressions for you captions! Loved the last one of skunk! I imagine skunk is going to be the
    wig-out quitter, he seems to be focused so much on competing and being on TV, and not on
    fashion! My early have is elaini . . . love me some SCi-fi fashion!!!

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    dilia
    Posted July 27, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    not sure why but i really liked the all black girl
    christopher was great, but i may get tired of him soon. i also love him because gunnar hates him.
    the guy with the rose shirt bothered me for some reason, but his rose shirt was good.

  22. 22
    No reality
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    My money is on Boston! Love her! I bet she’s in the top three, prolly with fatmorph. I also dig Afrasian, ( great nickname Mia). He reminds me of this guy I went to college with, who delt really good drugs…. Or at least that’s what I heard……

  23. 23
    Luke
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 4:36 am

    Skunk just wants Christopher so bad, he’s such a child. Also, they really do look alike, Christopher just happens to be better in every single way.

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