Models get fitted and we learn that Chris has four wins!!! I am feeling the theories out there that this competition is rigged for Chris. His personality is no better than Skunk’s but it took half the season to see that through the massive editing. Just because I can, I will point out that I started hating him at the candy challenge when he got cute with the cashier and asked for a “chocolate boyfriend”. It seemed like he was trying just as hard and pitifully as Skunk to be a sassy cute gay but somehow getting a pass.
“You shall not pass!”
The next day models get hair and makeup and it looks like most of the designs are completely unfinished when Tim comes in for runway. I kind of wonder, what happens if everyone ignores him and keeps working? I guess we know now, they just edit it out!
Heidi comes out in the lamest excuse for a dress she’s displayed all season. It really looks like something you have in the back of your closet for no reason other than you can slip it on to take the dog out and it won’t make the neighbors complain that your short robes keep teaching the neighborhood kids anatomy too early.
I take it back, I’d rather teach kids anatomy than poor taste
The judges do not include our L’Oreal friend for some reason, but instead the stunning Zoe Saldana. I’m assuming it’s because she once played a giant blue alien, which is pretty edgy. I guess that is a great justification since Michael Kors plays a giant orange alien every day which lands him a recurring judge’s role.
These are the judges they didn’t have the budget for
Tara – I love her design, not to wear, but for this challenge. It’s crazy with leather and layers and she managed to get her black firmly established but worked in the palette with embellishments that all just read “cool” to me. I am not crazy about the leather shirt, but the vest and skirt are amazing.
Unibrow – his dress really disappoints me. I liked it on the form, but now it looks like cheap crepe Halloween streamers. The jacket is cool but the whole look is bulky and messy. Like throwing a sack over a trash bag. Not surprising!
Dmitry – I hate to say this but I hate this look! It is an immaculate job tailoring, and has some great interesting shapes and lines, but the vampire collar and styling are not working for me. The whole thing just looks like a power suit from an 80s music video. The only part I like is the back which has some intrigue and elegance to it. I’m sorry sweet prince.