The best part is when Kors squawked “How perfect is this jacket?” about Dmitry. It sounded exactly like Flipit’s impersonation of Lea from RHOM and made me LOL! Please do yourself a favor and get on some Watch What Crappens if you like Bravo.
“ How fun is that?”
They say also that Unibrow is not memorable, but then they recover by praising how he dressed a boy like a girl in the Real Women challenge and then the Lord and Taylor forgettable black dress he did that I had totally forgotten. Guess he has to be in.
Then we have the decision. Chris is first to be told he is in. He does his patented fake cry and hands-to-face and “oh, you guys” cutesy gasping, and I totally was not going to bother putting in a screen shot when this happened:
And no one got up to hug him! LOL!
“We’ll just be over here judging the 4 other people, thanks”
He finally flutters off the stage and then the actual WIN goes to Dmitry! Who reacts in a classy and understated manner. He even thinks about others long enough to wish the remaining bullet-sweating designers luck as he gets the fuck off the runway as quickly as possible.
This is solely a picture of his sportsmanship. And how nice his sportsmanship looks in black leather
He says some inspiring things about Belarus and achieving dreams and we already love him to bits so I’m moving on. Tara is also in and she is delighted and now we are down to Sonjia and Unibrow and it’s not clear if either will get a spot. Or maybe both will?
They two are told they both have issues but also talent. Then Unibrow gets the coveted “you’re in” and he is genuinely relieved and happy.
This joy is brought to you by Tim Burton and homelessness
Basically they kept him because he is unpredictable and they love ropes as near as I can tell. When he rejoins the backroom Tara is excited and Chris reveals himself a little when he says “you stupid bitch” in a way that was supposed to sound sassy but came out a little bit too bitter.
That does mean Sonjia is out and I am sorry to see this. I think I would’ve preferred her over Unibrow and I think she earned it. All the designers assumed she was allowed into the finals as well when she rejoins them. Sadly, someone had to go and Tim comes to send her home. She calls him Uncle Tim and I think he is the personification of avuncular but it also sounds a little funny. At least he would have a chalet instead of a cabin.
Here is how you leave with class and a smile