Buffi gets a little love for being creative and weaving the top but it is mostly just crapping on her taste, execution, styling and ancestors. Kors calls her model homeless looking.
Just like Carrie Bradshaw would be in real life while writing a column and buying $600 shoes!
Sonjia is up for a change of pace and her look is divine. She used so many different kinds of candies, jelly beans and jelly sharks, gumballs and rock candy and she admits to throwing in some Jordan Almonds.
Jordan Almonds now = diarrhea. Thank you Kristen Wiig
The judges have almost all good things to say. They praise her textures and creativity and the one negative is the hat being overkill. Nina Garcia says it is fun and costumey in a good way. She loves the shark concept and the whole thing makes her smile.
“This one is a smile, right?”
Lantie is up next and Kors rips right into her for doing the exact thing she did last time – decorating instead of DESIGNING. Lantie starts getting bitchy and says “I don’t agree with you” but her face says things that require a whole lot more profanity. Dylan appreciates that she used the store’s logo but no one is impressed with any other aspect. Nina does say that at least it isn’t “atrocious” and we have a quick cut to Buffi, lol! Lantie purses her mouth and says time ran out on her and she would love to show the judges what she can do. That remark alone probably sank her since she had THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME AS EVERYONE.
Her model is trying to teleport herself elsewhere
Blorpheus describes his stained-glass inspiration and how he used licorice and rock candy. Everyone is wowed and impressed that he did more than just stick candy to material but actually changed the texture of the rock candy to different sizes. It looks very art deco and flattering. Except for the stiffness issue of course.
“I’m so squishy, I thought firm would be a great contrast”
Heidi wants to wear it, Kors wants to eat it and Garcia wants to eat Blorpheus. Dylan has to throw in that she wishes he had used more types of candy.
“Also if you could’ve tattooed the logo to her forehead”
Elena’s model is half undecorated at this point as her dress seems to have shed most of the candy. Elena describes that she was concerned about the color palette available at a candy store until she found beige twizzlers. Heidi and Kors find it too much pasta and too little pretty. Heidi maintains it makes the model look fat and Kors is seeing shapes in the design – dropping old man eyes and a mustache, lol! If only they were judging Afrasian that would be a high compliment.
“Rigatoni Mad Max” – Michael Kors