Shockingly Elena didn’t throw in her glue gun excuse, maybe because Lantie already stepped into the excuse minefield and took on shrapnel from all sides.
Skunk has clearly been peeing himself to talk this whole time and starts dancing around like a chihuahau and blurting out his ideas and thought train and what he had for breakfast and how many times he’s been to Des Moines, and then he mispronounces “homage”. If the Internet Grammar Police have taught us anything it’s the deep satisfaction we all get when someone we don’t like makes a simple mistake. Once the judges are allowed to speak they praise the dress across the board. There are no complaints but no soaring accolades like Blorpheus and Sonjia.
What’s black and white and desperately seeking attention all over?
The hi/low designers let the Mediocre Middle know how judging went and Buffi has a great natured take on the flaying she received. It is refreshing to when someone has a sense of humor about their own failings.
Not refreshing? Yet another version of this shirt
The designers return and Blorpheus takes the win. He reacts really admirably and humbly. He thanks them all for their comments and even takes a moment to tell Dylan it was a pleasure to meet her. Then he ruins it all in his interview by stating that he’s glad he won, especially since he deserved to win the first challenge.
Good and Evil Twins all in one unwieldy package.
Sonjia, Skunk and Elena are in and now we have Buffi vs. Lantie for worst design. Lantie gets the fast axe and has a total T&T meltdown and demands to see the scorecards. I wish! but she might as well have. She reiterates in her interview that what she made is not representative of the kinds of clothes she makes. She tells Heidi, Tim and the designers, “it’s quite all right”, and “don’t worry about it” in that tone like “you’re all wrong and I’m too good for this shit”. I don’t know how many contestants have gone out this bitter and refrained from any expression of gratitude or enjoyment whatsoever at the experience they had. It may be trite but even getting to the competition’s top 15 is a huge feat.
“I do not have huge feet”
What do you think Gasmii? Did the right man win? The right girl go? Am I wrong in thinking these were more sour grapes than I can remember in the exiting and even winning contestants? Most importantly, how much candy should $500 buy!??!
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