Hey Gasmii! Since we left off last week, I have to make one teeny tiny little concession: Joseph is not just a cat sweater guy. He tweeted me (So exciting, this newfangled technology!) to make sure I knew that he wasn’t just a cat sweater guy, and some of his stuff is actually really cute! You can check it out here.
Last week: The unconventional challenge took down the most unconventional designer. But it really did bring out the best in the rest of the designtestants, and the runway show full of florals and hardware was fantastic! Samantha won, leading the Dream Team to their first win, following a shakeup which evened out the ranks on the teams. And there was a cliffhanger in which the designers weren’t done for the day yet, being told to meet Tim and Heidi on the runway. Suspense!
Heidi and Tim emerge from behind the screen with the button bag, and a couple of designers tell us how nervous the button bag makes them. Heidi explains that the teams will be broken up into smaller units, and they will be choosing their own design partners. Uh oh… this can’t be good for Amanda or Patricia. Those poor women are going to end up getting the dodgeballs thrown directly at their heads.
Because Samantha won the last challenge, she gets to choose first, and she goes for Daniel. Dick chooses Stanley (Michelle’s probably thinking “poor Stanley is going to have to babysit him,”) Patricia selects Layana (who is surprised to be chosen because she doesn’t feel like they get along very well,) Matthew chooses Michelle (who is “stressed out” and doesn’t really explain why, but we all know it’s because she stresses out about everything,) Kate selects Tu, and Amanda and Benjamin are the last two remaining (and I have a feeling their team is going to have some time management issues.)
Back at Atlas, Amanda gossips to Michelle and Layana that she’s relieved to be out of the big team, because it was hurtful to be viewed as the weakest link. Benjamin tells Dick that he feels he’s going to have to push Amanda to be “more adventurous.” Maybe Benjamin should not worry so much about what other people are doing, because he seems to get into trouble when he goes into manager mode instead of staying in designer mode.
First thing in the morning, the designers arrive at a bar. (Best challenge ever!) It’s a country-western bar, and Tim tells them that they’re designing for country star Miranda Lambert. Everyone seems excited, but this would be much more exciting, and make for better television, if they moved the workroom to the bar for this challenge. Hell, some of the designs might actually turn out better if they were drunk the whole time.
Everyone’s excited about Miranda Lambert, except for Stanley. But to be fair, he never seems excited about much. (BTW- sorry. This is my very first attempt at a gif. I promise to do better next time.)
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I hate Patricia. Her clothes are hideous and she is so smug about being Native American. I feel like the judges are afraid to criticize her clothes. Like they’ll be accused of being racist. Hey Patricia–you’re not special, when was a little girl, we made fringe too…out of paper bags for Thanksgiving plays, but it was still fringe.
And I watched this drunk, so I might be wrong, but I think Amanda and Benjamin were grossly under budget.
I didn’t like the weird boob lichen on Benjamin’s dress. Other than that, it was fine.
I hated Stanley’s dress. It was ill-fitting and ugly, especially the weird poofy skirt.
Richard’s dress was outstanding, and I liked Amanda’s, as well.
I actually like a lot of what Patricia does, but we get it. You’re Native American. Just as I don’t need to be reminded every episode of anyone being gay or surviving cancer, I also remember from week to week what your heritage is. So shut up already.
The dresses might have been for Miranda Lambert, but that’s no reason to have her judge. From looking at her, she obviously can’t dress herself, so her opinion is irrelevant.
Did anyone ever explain all the weird red dots on Michelle? Is she covering up a skin disease or is it some kind of colorless Twister game?
Sorry, the dots weren’t red. They are black.
Richard’s design was indeed, everything.
Execution wouldn’t have been if not for them t-shirts, but the design was good.
I think he thought that the chain would cover up the skin and there would be a nice little peek a boo effect when they moved, but the weave on that mesh was way too widely spaced for that.
Thank God he came to his senses because I actually like him alot, gnome-shaped head and all.
I love how he says YASSSS to everything LOL.
I wanted to cry for Daniel when they were ripping him to shreds, because he was kind of crying himself, but that dress was truly a monstrosity. The top would make anyone look dumpy and busty (not in a good way) and the shredded stuff on the bottom was hideous too. It wasn’t even fringe, it was just shredded cloth.
If Jason didn’t want to be seen as a cat sweater man, he shouldn’t have portrayed himself as a cat sweater man on the show. If I had a dollar for every time “cat” or “sweater” came out his mouth, I’d actually be able to purchase one of his overpriced cat creations.
Although I am oddly attracted to his monster sweaters.
So excited to have Joan Rivers next week! For one day, it will almost be like having Michael Kors back, but maybe a bit more malicious.
Looks like she’s gonna make people openly weep.
*in Richard voice* YASSSS.
@amandalee27: Yeah I thought they were under too. Didn’t they have a budget of $400?
@chaosbutterfly: Haha, I thought almost the same thing when I saw Joan Rivers. We’ll finally get some Kors level snark this season.
I like Richard’s dress too. And even thought all the designers are really skilled, like the judges said a few of their tastes levels are questionable. Red leather really?
I felt bad for Matthew. He just seemed so defeated.
So are they going to people in another group next week?
Miranda Lambert looked awful at judging. Her head looked tiny with her hair pulled so tightly back and the way her top was cut made her shoulders look wicked wide. Not a good look overall. Plus, she kept pulling up her bra straps, uber-tacky for a show about fashion.
During the judging, Zac said something about one of the red carpet gowns and how it was awful. I am usually a fan of Zac’s dressed on the red carpet until the Golden Globes. Lena Dunham’s was super unflattering, looked bad, and looked super stiff. So it was odd to hear him ragging on the fit of these dresses when he did that to Lena. But that is just my opinion.
Daniel’s nose hair mustache makes me sick, I can hardly look at him.
Totes agree with those of you mentioning Miranda’s, um, lack of fashion sense. Obviously she has a stylist, and that person should be fired immediately (or fine, given one more chance – we all have off days).
From the tiny head (SO right @carol) to the horrific outfit the woman was just fashion roadkill. And dammit I like Miranda Lambert! Her “curves”, as everyone calls them, help her stand out in a sea of Twiggys. She can rock a damn outfit. Maybe Heidi didn’t want to be upstaged lol.
And Richard and Amanda’s dresses killed it. I loved them both…and Amanda is growing on me. She seems like a cool chick.
Miranda Lambert?! Why?! I’d love to hear Kor’s takes on those fringes!!
I have to admit I love Joan Rivers! She makes me laugh!
Thanks for the recap, Dashley!
OMG! @ wasabi peas! I was just going to remark about that. His stache looks like it’s growing out of his nose. Ewwwwwww. Gross. I can say I kind of wanted him to be auf’d so I didn’t have to see it anymore.
While I liked Amanda’s dress better than Dick’s I preferred Stanley’s to Benjamin’s. I get what they said about the fullness of the skirt but I liked the metal at the waist and the deep v in the front.
They hardly showed the best part of Benjamin’s dress (the back). The front just didn’t excite me.
If Miranda had to hike up her boobs in a shirt with straps will she be able to handle a strapless gown like that?
I’m only on page 2, but Benjamin was panicking because he and Amanda were wayyyy under budget, not over. He forgot to mentally add it as he went and was afraid they might be over, but they were under by like $140 I think.
Okay, back to reading. Thanks for the ‘cap!!!
Thanks for the recap and the links, Dashley!
You commenters all need to get out of my head! LOL!
So we all noticed the under not over $; we’re all grossed out by Daniel’s nose-hair stache; we’re all pretty sure that Patricia is indeed Native American; and we all have working eyeballs so we can see that Miranda’s outfit was horribly unflattering.
I actually thought that this was a really weak week all-around. The top two “performance” dresses were just stereotypes of what country singers wear (FRINGE!) — actually, that goes for pretty much all of the performance dresses. And the “red carpet” dresses were dull, dull, dull. After last week, this was a big let down. Come on, Project Runway! You can do better! (Yes, next week looks promising for drama, but I’m interested in the fashion, and I don’t see that happening with the little old ladies from Pasadena.)
The challenge is to design for a C/W singer, so obviously some of the num-nums will seize on fringe. And who better to over-explain the delights and cultural significance of fringe? A Native American.
PR just gets more “obvious cliche is obvious” every season…
I’m confused. How were they teams? I get that one did performance and the other red carpet but they didn’t have to go together so what’s the point of the team? To bounce ideas off one another? They don’t need teams for that.
Actually, my question pretty much goes for all the epis. Not seeing a real team dynamic.
I like Daniel and they really chewed him a new one. Maybe he was getting a bit of a swelled head but I believe he deserved his wins. And would Layana please stop with that whiney voice? I want to mute the tv each time she’s speaking.
Lots of talent this season. Patricia seems a bit annoying but her textile manipulation is to die for. And I think the oohing and aahing about seams was that Benjamins had a single seam and that’s incredibly difficult but does make for a smoother looking gown.
I was wondering where you were @tgs! That’s an excellent question you’ve asked there…how are the “pairs” (with no cohesion and each person doing their own garment) supposed to be teams?
The contestants all bitched and moaned about potentially being “in the bottom”, even if they had a fabulous piece, because of the “partner”. But that’s bullshit…with the exception of Daniel (paired with an immunity winner) the one that made the crappy outfit is obviously the one going home…not the other designer.
So yeah, I call BS, too. Oh, and I’m really exhausted and not feeling well so I didn’t proof my comment. Hopefully the spelling and sentence composition make sense
@Dashley Finally getting caught up on this show. I’m so glad you’re doing these! You’re funny!
Your mom’s got a way prettier face and smile than Cindy. And better hair. That’s how you tell them apart. She didn’t need to be there anyway. She’s already got enough $ to set herself up if she wants to. Cindy I mean. Not your mom.
Does Lifetime buy them those Twitter nicknames? Because you’d think by now there’d already be people on there named stuff like DesignerJames and Kate etc.
If they do, you know somebody’s out there that’s going to get rich from looking up most popular names and setting up Twitter accounts for DesignerWhatstheirbutt.
Team KIR’s a much better name than keep it real. At least it means a popular dessert.
I’ll probably be in the minority. Patricia’s my sentimental favorite. She turned into that in road to the runway. When they showed that pic they showed of her grandmama or somebody hooking up her wedding dress. That should’ve got sent to a contest and won a prize. Plus she’s super talented.
Saying she’s NDN all the time smells producer driven to me.
It seems like every single 1 of them have gotten possessed by leather and fringe. So maybe Patricia’s also got secret influencing powers.
Or maybe besides being the team season this is also the fuck you PETA season. Since they got so much publicity out of the Ven scandal maybe they’ve decided to go for the love to hate strategy. Like Speidi.