Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
Elena starts criticizing Dmitry for the color navy he is using. Dmitry is pretty cool and collected and says it’s blue, they are all working with different blues and also the time to criticize is over when the dress is 50% completed. He lets us know that no one likes Elena. Even the people who say they like Elena, they don’t.
The models come in and things look to be coming together. Squiggy’s model mentions he isn’t shaking this time as he pins against her boobs. I guess she has some still-healing puncture wounds. I suppose she is also relieved he didn’t design this time for someone six sizes smaller. Squiggy responds again that he is “here for a reason”. Yes, because you hadn’t left NYC yet and the show has a set number of time slots and advertisers lined up. His self awareness is off-center.
And now we have the greatest part of the entire season. While Blorpheus is belching and burbling some Vogon poetry about how Skunk lacks taste, Dmitry interviews that Blorpheus is, “one way monkey, oh no, he’s uh, one-trick pony, that’s what I meant. He just does the same technique over and over and over again. His designs are old.” First, true, we have seen those same pleats turn up on everything he does. Second, One Way Monkey. You glorious bastard. You are my new favorite.
The teams race to finish and grab every accessory they can from the wall. Fast forward to photo shoot time! Tim Gunn introduces more things HP is doing for the team in some form of computing and then turns them loose with a photographer and their visions.
Elena shows up for this with blunt bangs, bossy britches and a whole bag of bitch. She is driving not only everyone on her team nuts, but also the hair and makeup artist and even Urkel from the other team.
Christopher feels Team 5 is jiving and everyone’s voice is being heard. While I imagine Skunk would disagree, he isn’t saying so and is working diligently and quietly. I’m a little amazed those two on a team together is not bringing out the fireworks. I guess the majority rule alliance is keeping him in his place. The pictures are taken of their models in work scenarios and then the team selects the three best photos to present. This cooperation is mind-numbing!
Team Sux has Elena now complaining about all the props. She is happy when they strip out everything but most of the team insists that they were given props and should use them. I personally think Elena is right and most of the props including the black screen are cheesy, but she is totally oblivious to everyone being irritated at her stubbornness. Squiggy realizes everyone is being too nice and as a result the team is becoming squashed y the Ukranian steam roller, which I imagine is horse-drawn. He stoops to speaking her language and yelling back to get his point across. He also tries to control Elena through terror, by impersonating the only thing Ukranians fear more than glue guns and booty shorts – zombies.