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Elena cannot handle Squiggy, but she takes it out on Tara, who has been quiet but clearly miserable in the face of this wild soviet block survival strategy employed to remove a chair from a photo. Dmitry sums it up perfectly with a simple “Ugh, Elena”. With a name like Dmitry he has to be from somewhere with it’s share of misery so why is he such a delight???
Hair and makeu-Runway time! Heidi comes out and her outfit is a black silk shirt, black leather leggings and a bunch of heavy chain jewelry. It’s not her worst this season but it seems like a blind (one way) monkey is picking out her wardrobe nowadays.
Kors and Nina are here as usual and the guest judge is Joanna Coles, editor-in-chief of Marie Claire. Or you may remember her better as Canary-Pants McNot-Tim-Gunn.
Team 5 – Fallen Women Color
Urkel – He has a one-shoulder look with flowy white pants. Its certainly not a young look and I’m not sure about a one-shoulder as a work choice, but he is happy with it and notes that Nina seems to be transfixed by his pants.
Christopher – He has answered the age-old question definitively with Not to Belt. He admits the jacket he made is puckered and poorly fitted, however he gives himself props for designing a shirt, skirt and jacket in such a short time. No self-esteem issues there!
Skunk – His look comes out and he has made a boob-sack tucked into a high-waisted, racing striped skirt. He likes it but he notes the judges are scowling and hissing, which is never a good sign. We hear Heidi make a comment to the other judges, which is the first time I remember that happening. Either she broke the code of silence or they usually edit out the comments but this one was too funny and German to resist.
Unibrow- He loves his look too of course. It is pretty basic and blah in my opinion and the headband has to go. Unless she is supposed to be CEO of Coachella.
Blorpheus – His look has… pleating! He calls it graphically interesting and architectural and basically he could take a vacation and put his comments on a Ferris Bueller-esque recording since this is the only thing he does.