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I need to pause here and point out that I am not a fabric expert but if the skirt on Blorpheus’ look is made from silk chiffon then the ladies were dead on to make fun of this choice. My attention is drawn to this issue at every step the model takes.
Team Sux –
Tara Reid- I love this dress. I am not sure how the rumpled-ness would hold up after a day in the office, but I am a sucker for this color and for zipper detailing.
Elena/Dreads #1 – this look is very work-ready. It is also mind-numbingly dull. I hate to say it, but this thing would be more interesting with shoulder pads!
Squiggy and Sonjia #1 – Sonjia loves her electric blue pencil skirt and it is nice, but she disappoints me when she says it’s her favorite piece to date because Gummy Sharks! I don’t hate the top but even as Squiggy says he loves the way the ruffles move, I realize I am agreeing with the fish fin comment from Skunk. Put this blouse with Blorpheus’ Vulva Skirt and you might actually have a shot at your boss having his attention drawn somewhere other than your genitals!
Elena/Dreads #2 – This look is strong and impractical. Dreads speaks for the first time this episode to say something forgettable about her pants. Elena hates her blouse but it is the only interesting thing happening.
Dmitry- I love this dress! I would totally wear this to the office except I would need a cardigan for the back cut-outs. They are a bit too far, my darling, dancing, dead-panning, Dmitry!
Sonjia/Squiggy – the look pleases me overall but when I start to look closely, the blouse seems odd and although the skirt draping is lovely I’m not convinced it is work-friendly.
Heidi reveals that the teams contained a variety with both having lovable and hate-worthy looks. This resulted in the teams having identical scores. So, this is now an individual challenge! Anyone can win and anyone can go!
Team 5 is first up to be reviewed. Blorpheus explains they wanted a black and white palette with a touch of color. Heidi and Nina both like the cohesiveness and consistency. Chris’ skirt gets props and Kors says his 60 year old biddy friends would love to wear Unibrow’s dress. NotTim compliments the ease of these clothes to wear. Nina hates Urkel’s white flowy pants and calls the whole outfit too matronly. Heidi jumps to defend that old people also work in offices and Urkel wisely agrees that was what he was trying to portray. That nerd is smart!