Heidi does have a problem with the Skunk’s braless wonder. She calls the outfit “inappropriate”, repeats her soufflé line and basically says the look has too many floppy tits. Kors piles on and I am dying on the inside for this model. She should have worn a bra and could have with that design but it must be awful to have the critique move from the garment, which is nothing to do with you, to your body.
Hope the exposure was worth being called Jumble Tits on national TV!
Now Kors starts agreeing with Elena by saying the fabric is really the aging factor at play. Silk Chiffon is for old broads and Michael Kors would know! The judges ask each designer to pick the team’s weakest link and Unibrow proves no one on the panel has a brain cell by saying that he refuses to throw anyone under the bus and so chooses what he considers the strongest look so his opinion cannot be considered. I guess it’s convoluted but I got it on the first try whereas Heidi accuses him of making his choice in order to eliminate the strongest competition. He explains again and I’m not sure Heidi ever understands, she just dismisses him by calling him silly and moves along.
What I find silly is that this is the guy whose personal style they love
Christopher, Blorpheus and Urkel all agree with Heidi’s opinion that Skunk had the worst design. Skunk defends(?) by saying his look might be the weakest of the group but that at least it is his design and not Liz Taylor’s.
Team Sux! Dreads keeps her vocal chords from rusting shut by telling the judges how they shared the pieces to play to the unique strengths of the designers. Nina highly praises the pants, and how there are wide legged pants, straight pants and she appreciates pants and pants. Kors gives up some pants credit but says the ruffle top Squiggy insisted on was a problem. Heidi and Nina agree. Dmitry and Tara get the most praise. His neckline is a positive but Joanna points out that more conservative professions would not allow the back flesh on display, on display, on display.
Heidi and Joanna are split on Elena’s piece. While Joanna feels it is more passable in a buttoned-up office, Heidi remarks she would be afraid if her lawyer showed up dressed as a linebacker. I think maybe Seal would be afraid too, so think about it? Sonjia, Tara, Elena and Dreads finger Squiggy as the weakest link. Squiggy is just grateful to be fingered. Elena drives the knife in by saying Squiggy doesn’t even know how to put darts into fabric. Squiggy singles out Elena as a smart bid to mention the only other criticized look and also gets his personal dislike of her out in the open. Dmitry speaks up to also choose Elena and his reason is her lack of “work ethic”. I think he means she is a shitty team player but either way, she is not going to take it well!
“In Ukraine I rescued five work ethics from a burning shtetl”