For some reason they get to wrap up early and go out for dinner together and I can’t tell if it is because Tim needs to bug bomb the workroom to get rid of whatever Unibrow brought in with him, or if this is an attempt to get viewers to like more of these people. These human interest angles are making me nervous. Elena stays on her “I’m really a bubbly person usually” storyline and apologizes, mostly to Dmitry, for being so awful to work with. It really is classy.
Everyone starts opening up and Blorpheus talks about his sisters (in their 40s, another reason he can’t actually design for them!) being older and off doing their own thing during his childhood so he used to sit on the potty and draw dresses they could never fit into for revenge. Oh and that is also why he isolates himself in the workroom; he really has to concentrate to design without the cold draft of toilet water under him.
Dmitry aptly attributes all the soul-baring to the wine
The next day everyone is back to work and also back to normal as Blorpheus snipes that Elena is making a “cheerleader’s uniform”. Christopher worries about Sonjia, who drapes and feathers and frets like Little Edie getting ready for an imaginary date. This doesn’t compare to Tara Reid who has flipped due to sobriety and gone full-on Beautiful Mind.
Put together this will show a scaled map of the Underground Railroad and prove Harriet Tubman was a communist
That, or she is doing this design the way I would. Hand trace = turkey!
Nope, she’s insane.
“Paging the overlords. Overlords, come in”
Elena has finally proven she is bipolar. She may find the “real her” is the bubbly, high-energy version but I think that’s the #1 reason a lot of her kind refuse their meds… She is dancing around the room and says she won’t be stressed anymore since the competition is making her unhappy, sick and acne prone. I’m sure it sucks to be on national TV with a spotty complexion and acknowledging it makes her feel better, but I can hear her pores screaming for help under the trowel full of Christina Aguilera spackle she applies every day.
Even Chris finds workroom prancing “a little gay”
Speaking of Christopher. He is designing something I find gorgeous, the NYC skyline is the neckline and the whole thing is in Sears tower silver. The detail he puts in bedazzling each twinkling window is lovely, but the Dmitry-bias in me thinks this is not something that will ever be seen by anyone past Row G. And that’s at least 3 rows of Romneys he is depriving!
Tim comes in to scare everyone to death and he immediately pulls his sensitive caring Gunns out for Sonjia. Come to think of it, this isn’t the first time he’s talked her down off a ledge, so he either believes in her, feels sorry for her or hates the face she makes when she cries.
“Cheer up, at least she’s not ovulating”