Gunnar’s all sweet and smiley now, cuz he’s been humbled. It’s medicine that should be swallowed by Misstopher, who’s pouting in his room about stupid Gunnar getting to stay instead of his cross eyed pal Nathan. “Why didn’t they choose people to stay last time?!” Because Gunnar is the only one that brings out the c word in you, and without him America would be fooled into thinking you’re a sweet well adjusted person. A sweet, well adjusted person does not a decent season of Project Runway make. Case in point:
Indian Nell Carter. Bad for humanity, great for TV.
Misstopher is pissed and says that someone should have gone home. I am no Gunnar fan, so I can’t argue there. I will say that I can’t take anyone with a fauxhawk seriously and Misstopher should be drawn and quartered for wearing one. Since murder isn’t allowed on reality shows, I’m glad he will at least be tortured by the skunk haired bitch in apartment 23′s very existence.
Fat Bitch Heidi comes out on the runway looking like a harpooned whale wrapped in tinfoil.
The next spokesperson for Popeye’s
Heidi doesn’t have a tricky riddle today, but she does make a concerted effort to properly pronounce the word “negotiate.” It was like watching act one of My Fair Lady in two seconds.
Da wain in da Spain is felled mainlyindaz aeropwanededz.
When the designers arrive at the workroom, slutty Tim is grinning like he’s sitting on a traffic cone.
HellEna is not happy to see the worktables loaded with arts and crafts! She hates glitter and sparkles and sunshine and babies and flowers and
There is no budget today. They will have to beg for money on the street for what they’ll spend on fabric. LOL!! Elena is mortified, which makes me fall in love with this challenge instantly. They have to make t-shirts and crafts to raise money. I predict that stupid Gunnar will wear his as a regular outfit. Just look at the fool.
I’ll give you twenty bucks to burn that.
Freegan Homeless guy is no stranger to panhandling and making due.
Fuck it. If no one likes my t-shirt I’ll make a gown out of trashed weenies and maxi pads.
This is a team challenge!! Love it!! Mostly because Ven doesn’t. It’s going to be hard to make the same tired folded flower bs design with other designers having input. Plus, there might be fat people on the street, which is a horrifying thought. Especially for an obese Indian Uncle Fester with neck folds.
Didn’t I drink a mai tai out of you at Benihana?