The girl who looks like a Sober Tara Reid doesn’t mind the group challenge, she just doesn’t wanna have to work with HellEna again cuz that bitch turned her into the regular Coked Out Tara Reid.
Misstopher’s name is the first out of the bag. Gunnar squeals that he just hates Miss and doesn’t wanna work with him cuz he hates the sound of his voice. I had to rewind that three times because the sound of Gunnar’s voice is like that few seconds after a rat gets caught in a trap, but on a never ending loop.
Sure enough, the completely random and totally not rigged at all pick puts Gunnar on Misstopher’s team. YAAAAY!! Sonji is their third, so I hope for lots of breaking down tonight. Just to prove this is not staged at all, Dimitri is teamed up with HellEna. HAHAH!! This has Weinstein’s fat Frito covered finger prints all over it. Wigga Lez is put with them. I was kinda hoping she’d get paired with a bottle of shampoo, but I’ll take what I can get. I’m just glad she’s still here. There aren’t enough designers for the lesbian crowd and I’m sick of seeing butch chicks with severe haircuts wearing Men’s Wearhouse when I go out on the weekends. No one should be relegated to off the rack Men’s Wearhouse.
This leaves Ven, Sober Tara and Freegan as a team. Yikes. Ven’s gonna call people fat, Freegan’s gonna be selling shit out of dumpsters, and Tara’s gonna be looking around for her next fix. Freegan looks like a chef that cooks only gayness.
The Squeam Team
They’ve got three hours for crafting. Oddly enough, Gunnar and Misstopher are getting along. Art’s a bridge, you guys.
Those who splooge together, stooge together.
HellEna’s team is just throwing paint all over the place. HellEna just stomps her feet and whines about how ugly everything is. Dimitri complains about her complaining, and poor WiggaLez just wants peace. She’s so going home. There is no peace allowed on this show, WiggaLez!
Give war a chance.
Time to sell! Misstopher and Gunnar bustle down the street with a bad rhyme and terrible style. I’d pull out a fiver if I saw them…so I could jump in a cab and order it to run them over.
Everyone’s shocked at how rude people are to beggars. I’m always shocked when beggars are shocked that I’m rude to them. There are these hippie idiots who stand outside Whole Foods with clipboards and donation buckets shouting “Do you support women’s rights?” I shout back NO and throw the cheapest thing in my bag at them. They’re surprised every single time. I keep waiting for them to learn to duck, but they never do. The point is, beggars deserve whatever abuse they get. This episode is making me very, very angry.