Back at the workroom, HellEna and Dimitri bitch at each other back and forth. Misstopher says they’re like Boris and Natasha. LOL! He’s right. They’re actually good together. Being hateful and mean is a certain kind of Russian chemistry. I live in a Russian neighborhood, and I am getting told off all the time. One old lady yelled at me because she said my dog looked like a killer. I called her a puta, we winked at each other and went on with it.
WiggaLez is a little nervous about the awkward chemistry, so she tries calming HellEna down by flashing some nip at her.
Tim comes in to check on progress. He warns WiggaLez that her crotch is off and she should try not to design for a raging boner that the model won’t have. HellEna’s coat is looking a bit StarTrek Maternity.
Wigga is making pretty simple pants, which worries me, but thankfully Dimitri seems to be boning it worse when he tells Tim that his boring lame done a zillion times before dress is going to have darts on the outside. Tim is stunned silent. Thankfully, Sober Tara Reid is here to tell us what everyone’s thinking.
Gunnar, in his snippy little whine, tells us that Dimitri does the same thing every week. That’s true and…um…shouldn’t you be on a bus right now? How bout you tone down the stone throwing? Tim shrugs it off, but HellEna now has ammo against Dimitri, and those plastic spiders she has glued to her eyes look ready to pounce.
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Next up is Team Ven. Ven is making yet ANOTHER skirt that looks like a napkin folded for a budget wedding. That guy might never make it in fashion, but he’s gonna make one hell of a cater waiter!
This team is using Pepto pink and grey, which will ensure that no one has diarrhea, but that’s about it. Tim like’s Ven’s skirt, but it doesn’t fit in with the rest of the collection so time for a redo!! I don’t know how Homeless Freegan’s coat fits in with the rest. It’s very Amish Wells Fargo Rep.
We will approve your three hundred dollar loan as long as you agree to a lien on your donkey.
Ven, in the soicopathic monotone we’ve come to know and love, says that Tim’s opinion is just that: an opinion. Team Gunnar is also using grey and black. Jesus. Do a lot of people die in the Fall or what? They’re at least breaking it up with some camel and hunter green. From here, it looks like they’re ahead, but Tim says it looks like Sanji is over-designing. Misstopher has a new twist on a trench, but HellEna says that it looks like an ugly ass Snuggie. Heheheh.