Hi Guest Judge Anna Sui!
Team Boris and Natasha is first. Dimitri’s wrap is very Indian Casino Gift Shop chic. I didn’t know a fringed pancho could get any classier! This just needs a velvet deer on the front.
The dress underneath looks like a simple jersey dress for a casual funeral worn by a girl with a broken arm, but on closer inspection the seams on the outside show, and they’re not cute. Yikes. He should have been consistent and left the shoulder pads on the outside too, so if the judges complained he could just blame the idiot twig for putting it on backwards.
HellEna’s coat looks like a bath robe from The Matrix.
She admits that the coat sucks bawls. The collar is sinking and the finishing on the front is shit. At least she’s as hard on herself as she is the rest of the world. WiggaLez’ pants are covered until the end, but they’re cute. Probably too simple, though. If they go down, I worry that she’ll be back in softball league by the weekend. ;(
Team Misstopher is next. Sonji’s Zelda jacket turned out pretty cute, but that skirt. ?? All this blocking. Mila is at home watching this with very angry crossed eyes right now. She’s been on twice and NOW color blocking’s in?!? I feel ya, girl!
Misstopher’s trench is pretty cool. It’s all uneven and futuristic looking. How come people in the future don’t like symmetry? Time will tell!
Gunnar’s dress underneath is pretty much EXACTLY the same as HellEna’s coat. Who copied who? They deserve each other. Yuck.
Team Homeless Freegan is up next. Ven’s skirt redo looks like a poor person extra from Newsies. The pink t-shirt is blah, but it’s a t-shirt. The jacket is cute, as it was when my little sister wore it on a ski trip in the early 90′s.
The pants are made for a starving vagina.
Pants don’t fit, shirt doesn’t fit, jacket doesn’t fit. Consistency! Terrible, but useful. When Freegan is eliminated, he can use the jacket as a duvet on the street. Sadhomelessdudesshouldsticktodesigningtheirnamesinthesnowwiththeirpee horns.