Team Sanji/Gunnar/Misstopher is the “clear weena”. I would love to disagree, but I can’t. I hope Misstopher wins for that trench, just so we can see what a gay skunk looks like when it explodes.
The other two teams are both on the bottom. I hope Ven looses and has to look at this naked as his punishment:
The Judges start with the winning team. Nina and Fat Bitch Heidi love the camel trench and Sanji’s coat. Anna Sui asks about teamwork. Gunnar says they all used their points of view, plus he also had HellEna’s. Fat Bitch asks who should win. Misstopher says Gunnar should win cuz he made two things, and Gunnar and Sanji pick themselves, even though Gunnar worries about looking “pugnacious”. LOL2L8.
Team Boris and Natasha is next. WiggaLez offers to change everyone’s oil in return for safety.
HellEna is huffing and puffing and rolling her eyes, so of course, Fat Bitch Heidi asks for a piece of her delicious vitriol pie. She says that the work split was unfair, because Dimitri took over and got a whole outfit while she and Lez had to split one. He starts right back at her, saying she didn’t compromise on anything and is a pain in the butt. Margaret Cho takes off her glasses and, to break the tension, asks everyone for their opinions on why she doesn’t have a bigger role on Drop Dead Diva.
As Dimitri tattles to the judges about what a horror show HellEna is, she rolls her eyes and bounces around. Nina just sits back and munches on the toddler arm she pulled out of her purse until they’re done. She says their work is old ladyish and HellEna does the same jacket all the time, so she should stfu about Dimitri doing the same dress all the time. LOL. I love Nina. She keeps this show interesting and the world from getting overpopulated. HellEna stutters and swallows hard. She’s da only one dat can..uh…do coat! LOVE IT!
Nina burps up baby and says that the coat looks the cheapest. Kors says her coat doesn’t look like it’s from an expert. HellEna falls back on the “not enough time” excuse and stomps her feet. WiggaLez is silent, which I am hoping is her saving grace. Nope. Nina asks her wtf she did. The pants and the top? Kors makes a long fart sound with his lips. I think that’s bad. PS Kors looks like a cheddar biscuit left in the microwave too long.
Kors says the whole thing is boooooring. Cho says that their bad teamwork shows. Shut up ya hippie! Do an imitation of your hilarious Korean mom! Heidi asks who should go home. HellEna and Dimitri pick each other. WiggaLez says she respects HellEna more as a designer, so Dimitri should go. Snapple: The Honesty of a Mechanic flavor.