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The group starts designing and Tim comes around to critique. Most everyone gets a good review but Unibrow Freegan seems to be taking his design in a weird direction. Skunk isn’t sure what to do and Elena makes sure to have her “woman on the go” going to football practice. Also Skunk wants to insult Buffi’s look but can’t tell the difference between a Cheetah and a Zebra.
The models come in and the Amazing Dumpster Diving Unibrow realizes his dress is super short. Buffi realizes her dress is super shit. Christopher has been her bff all this time so he thinks it is appropriate to step in and critique her. He calls it “resort wear” but I’m not sure what kind of trashy hooker resort he’s been to.
That night at Atlas everyone is discussing the turn of events and people are working to make Squiggy Bangs feel better about being dumped and then un-dumped. Christopher takes another chance to unload his guilt by saying if Grandma knew she was hitting the dusty trails she should’ve been Grandma’d up and admitted it to save Squiggy the embarassment. Squiggy reveals why Blorpheus is the best judge of character in the house and haughtily says he never should’ve been sent home in the first place. Not because Grandma did, but because he is talented and there are designers still here that aren’t. Thanks for the humility, I vote Dislike!
The next day Chrisopher continues his Mother Teresa routine and tells Buffi to do her weird overlay piece in black instead of pink. Buffi is totally frazzled and knows her piece is doomed, but she didn’t ask and his idea really doesn’t help. He catches her carping about it in the sewing room and apologizes like a wounded little mouse and this is all serving to further piss Buffi off.
As the clock ticks down we also see that the pants Squiggy made don’t exactly close on the sides. By about 4 inches. Apparently his model is a fatso.
Everyone styles and panics and we are on to the runway! Heidi comes out to demonstrate the difference between cheetahs and zebras and cougars
She tells us the grab-bag guest judge spot this week will be one designer – Rachel Roy and one nonsense – Hayden Panettiere. I guess since Kors designs for Everywoman, anyone with ovaries is qualified to judge.