Christopher – His look is my new favorite. He did sort of what Sonjia did with the draping and dangling bit all in jersey, but I like the black and the simplicity of his look more. The little cropped leather jacket is amazing and his model looks perfect. She kind of reminds me of Alexis Bledel from the Gilmore Girls with her delicate little frame and features and that isn’t hurting his look either
Doing the safety dance this week is Blorpheus, Skunk, Dreads, Urkel, Tara and Elena. You just know Blorpheus is pissed. The praise is high for Sonjia. They all love the detailing and knotting she did. Kors makes a great point that the grey jersey is a very versatile choice and can be dressed up with diamonds or down with riding boots. I like it but I actually like the back better than the front. Rachel agrees with me saying she would wear it backwards.
Unibrow is revealed as a lower score. He gets dinged for the shortness of the dress and the crop jacket adding to the effect. What I don’t get is they all praise him for HIS outfit and want to see that in his work more. Who knew digging ropes out of the trash and tossing them around your neck would be such a crowd pleaser?
Christopher is up and they love his work but he’s not getting the gush that Sonjia got. Hayden does ask to keep the leather jacket and I have to say this one is a home run. The high neck, the jacket, it should really win. Maybe the styling is working it too, but his model stands out completely.
Buffi really gets ripped into. They see her design as unstructured and Kors calls is a hair salon smock. Once they make her lift the pink overlay to display the bunched and jagged hemline of the dress Nina really rips into her for basically trying to hide her lack of skills. Hayden throws out a worthless opinion that she has wide shoulders so likes when there is more detailing there. Fascinating, tell us more about your specific proportions you irrelevant lilliputian! Buffi knew this was a bad piece for the past two days and she doesn’t argue with any of the critiques.
Squiggy is on the shitlist too, but gets a reprieve when he unbelts his weird vampire bangs jacket combo and the look is immediately improved. They do notice his badly sewn pants and weird styling but give him credit for choosing pants. Hayden P says she couldn’t wear it, but I don’t really give a rat’s ass. No one else does either. Not a lot of models are built like midget cupie dolls, Hayden. Also did his model choose the leopard bra? Did he make it? I don’t hate his look completely but putting something this bad out after being given the boot should automatically eliminate him in my opinion.