She inspires Elena to try to create a cutesy blazer. I’m sure a fidgety toddler would do oh so well with a fitted blazer. Just give that thing a little briefcase and a mortgage, and she’s set.
Tara Reid is dreading the pink abomination that she’s going to have to make for her client. Dmitry’s mother wants to know how he’s going to make a jumpsuit edgy or trendy. Bitch, it’s a baby. It doesn’t need to be either. Just feed the little asshole and teach it colors and shapes and how not to ruin your nipples. He says that it will flourish into trendiness with the color and how geometric it will be. Sounds like MC Hammer business to me.
Sonjia is staring at her baby like it’s a rabid animal while saying that she love love loves kids. We leave her without any sense of direction for her look.
“Is that thing on the floor a gremlin?”
Unibrow says that he used to be a babysitter, so he’s really into this challenge. I don’t think I’d want him touching my kids, let alone babysitting. They don’t need to learn about dumpster diving hands-on, thank you. He’ll be making a 50s inspired jumper since mother and child love vintage. EYEROLL.
Christopher is letting his bitchy mother client walk all over him and make so many calls on his sketch. “All her sleeves are three-quarters.” The unspoken part is, because she has chunky upper arms, we’re working on it. Twat. He better get it together and guide this ho, because it’s always a downfall to do every stupid little thing your client wants.
Heidi tells us that she’s left a helpful dossier and a special surprise back at the workroom, which causes Tim to chuckle like an evil genius.
It’s laser sharks, right?
Due to her cheery disposition, Elena says she knows it’s not a surprise, it’s something fucked up. I would tend to agree. It turns out the designers get cute voodoo doll-looking mannequins as well as those annoying “live” baby dolls you get in health class. Can you lose a challenge for stomping the shit out of it to make it shut up? They have to take care of the “babies” while designing their mini outfit. Yikes, this should be good. Can you imagine Blorpheus with one of those?! He’d just sit on it, and that would be that.
Tim explains that there are three things they need to do when the baby cries: feed it, rock it, change its diaper. Dmitry is holding his baby like it’s an armed bomb about to explode.
“This is some BULLSHIT”
The babies immediately start crying, and Sojia is pissed. She did not sign up to be a mother. Dmitry coolly says to his baby, “baby, please, shut up.” He just keeps getting better.
“The third thing was shake the baby, yes?”