The dynamic duo loves her look though. It’s a little grey blazer with blue pockets and collar. I grudgingly admit it’s looking cute so far. For some reason, I would love to hate Sonjia. Then I remember her makeup palette and the rage is back.
Christopher stupidly admits that he is doing exactly what his client asked for. So far he has a white denim jacket with three-quarter length sleeves and an asymmetrical collar. What the hell? A white outfit is perfect for a little barf and shit machine playing with markers and fingerpaints and food. Come on, Chris, use that enormous head of yours. Tara Reid is pissy and accuses him of stealing her jacket from a previous challenge. Bitch, you know he pays you no mind. Get back to the mess on your mannequin.
Speaking of, Heidi points out that she already has those in her collection. Oops! They’re in turquoise, but still. I hope they shred Tara Reid for it. Twist time! The designers have to pump out a companion look for the mothers! They will have an entire extra day to work, fifteen minutes to sketch, and $150 to spend at Mood. Of course they have to bring their babies with them, this should be entertaining.
“I am fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked”
Off to Mood! Christopher goes for the silks. Tara Reid is lost as hell. And that’s really all we see. Back in the workroom, the designers get back to their creations. Tara Reid knows she has to make something really special.
Topless toddler will be the hot new look this fall
The designers are woken up by their babies, who have joined them in cribs at Atlas. Dmitry is loathing his new status as a father, and Christopher takes it upon himself to brush Unibrow’s teeth.
This is the only way his teeth will ever get brushed.
They lug their annoying children to the workroom, where they are quickly joined by Tim. Luckily, he is there to take the babies to daycare. Thank goodness, I couldn’t take that crying for another minute. What is this, an airplane? Elena remarks that it’s perfect because she was going to neglect her baby anyway. Ha. Mother of the year.
The designers all interview comments on each other’s work. And they all think everyone else is making shit. Tara Reid has gone from one end of the slutty baby spectrum to the other. Also, nice turban.
“What I feel like is Gloria FUCKING Swanson!”
The designers are now working on the baby mama outfits, except for Tara Reid, who is slow as balls and still on the baby outfit. They should have just given them another day to finish the baby outfit and skipped the mom outfits. It’s already been stressed to us about ten times that the mother’s look is a companion piece and doesn’t really matter. So why bother?