Christopher’s picky client hates what he’s made (which is exactly what she asked for). He’s finally realizing he could go home for listening to this bitch. She also hates her own outfit, and I’m ready to slap this trick. Suck it up. Sonjia advises him to do what he’s doing and not pay any mind to Mary J. Blige. I was going to go with Nene Leakes, but whatevs.
“I feel like an asshole in this.” “Honey, you are an asshole.”
At Atlas, the boys are plotting about Tara Reid not having anything for her mother. They make a pact not to help her. They are such classy team players.
In the workroom, the moms and babies arrive to get ready for the runway. Mary J. Blige quasi-apologizes to Christopher, and he has to pretend that he wasn’t poking her dress form wishing it was a voodoo doll. Tara Reid is running way behind and asks her mother if she knows how to sew buttons. I’m sure that won’t be shoddy worksmanship at all.
The moms go to hair and makeup, and like recappers before me, I can’t deal with these scenes.
It’s time for the runway, and Tim has to call time on Tara Reid, who looks like she’s running a potato sack through the sewing machine.
On the runway, Heid welcomes the designers in yet another questionable fashion choice.
“My stylist is Stevie wonder!”
She introduces the judges, and Hilary duff will be serving as the guest judge. Has anyone ever seen Lizzie Maguire? This bitch has no right to judge fashion.
Unibrow’s baby outfit is fine, but it looks a little uniformy.
He looks ready for his first day of gay baby boarding school
Tara Reid’s outfit looks a mess. The vest fits oddly in the front, and the dress is too short, exposing the baby’s diaper. But really, what else did you expect from Tara Reid? And the mom shorts are horrendous and look like a skort. Ouch.
“I told you to put that baby in a thong!”
Pointy hood aside, I love Dmitry’s baby look. It seems like something a small child could actually want to wear, and the kid is adorable on the runway.
Like a stylish Mario brother
Sonjia’s outfit looks cute until I notice that she made her baby a tank top. As if they weren’t shitty enough, now we’re subjecting babies to them. For shame, Sonjia. For shame.
“GTL for life!”