When the judges deliberate, we are reminded that there will be a winning boy look and a winning girl look. Hilary liked the Velcro on Unibrow’s look, which is a good idea. They loved Sonjia’s outfit with the little man tank. Gross. Nina points out that Dmitry’s baby looks like a crayon with the hood up, and now I can’t imagine it any other way. They praise Christopher’s look again, and proceed to rip apart Elena’s horrible creation. Kors comments on Tara Reid’s look that a baby doesn’t need to wear an adult sheath dress with ruching. No one does. That means you, Heidi.
And the winners are. . . Sonjia! And Christopher! Their looks will be in stores, so if you have crotchfruit of your own whom you would like to be stylish, your baby can have the hottest looks for fall.
“I’m actually not at all surprised.”
The judges send Dmitry and Fabio off, as they are still in. This leaves Elena and Tara Reid in the bottom two. Making short work of it, Heidi tells Tara Reid that she’s in. TR joins the designers in the back while Elena gets the compulsory kiss of death from Heidi. Tim joins the designers and asks what we’re going to do without all the “BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!” And I agree, just as I was starting to like Elena, a bitch gets cut.
“Now I can go back to modeling sex dolls.”
Next time on Project Runway. . .
What the fuck?
The final challenge will be to create an avant garde look, and Unibrow wears more crazy shit in his hair on the runway.
What did you all think, gasmii? Would you have preferred someone else be sent home over Elena’s atrocious outfit? Can Dmitry be any more pefect? Will Heidi ever open her eyes when she’s getting dressed? Thanks for joining me, and let’s chat all about the episode in the comments!
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