Project Runway Video Recap 11.1: There’s No “We” In Team, Either


***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with a vid. Hope you like! 

This week on Project Runway, Tim and Heidi are back with a pack of crazies and this time they’re gonna have to work in teams. Finally, a season where murder is a real possibility! I’m in! 

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Flipit
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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

25 Comments

  1. 1
    SquareHead
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 12:56 am

    Yay! Nice surprise to find this Flipit! I found myself distracted. I noticed you look thinner in the face and do I see collarbones? Wooooooo-weeeeeeeeeeee you’re looking gooooooooooood! And on that note I will pass on three words…Milky Way CARAMEL! Amazeballs.

  2. 2
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 6:19 am

    I will miss your vidcaps with Ms.MiaWallace’s recaps Flipit. You do look nice and I just want to hug you.

    Anyway, this season looks interesting to say the least. From a cursory glance, I like the Brazilian girl (mostly because my best friend is from there and I have been obsessed/loved Brazil since I did a report in 5th grade) and I like the goth chick and the blonde who remind me of the girls from 2 Broke Gals. I actually don’t hate everyone yet but the season is still young.

    Great job Flipit!!!!!

  3. 3
    VelocityBird
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 6:59 am

    Thanks for the GREAT vidcap, Flipit!!!

    I was thrilled to see Emily go. Whenever they start off with that kinda ‘tude, you just KNOW they ain’t got the chops to back it up. My suggestion is for DullJames to hail a cab right now, because unless FuneralCindy stitches up another tablecloth, he’s next to go.

    Am I the only one who saw shades of Beigian in our new little friend Tu?

    I really dug the cubism thing that Water Lily did.

    Regarding the teams thing – at this point, it’s not exactly \teams\. It’s more \ask your competition what they think about your crap before you’re too far gone to change it, and decide if they’re throwing you an assball to punt you under the bus\. Personally, I think it adds a little tart flavor to the mix.

    Looking forward to another fun, bitchy, FEISTY season of PR recaps!!!!

  4. 4
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 7:36 am

    I’ve been meaning to tell you, Flipit, but your head just looks perfect atop these model bodies. Since they’re all lollipop heads to begin with.

    Good work!

  5. 5
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 7:42 am

    “I am not planning on video recapping this season”

    Please no…..I need them!
    I’m not too proud to beg.
    And good job on being skinny. I’m really extremely seriously kind of jealous, but it’s not a big deal or anything.

    I am 100% obsessed with Daniel. He is so cute with his handlebar mustache and his little pot belly and the way he helped his team around the workroom with his meemaw sewing glasses.
    I really hopes he wins the season.

    Me and Lesbianiak are gonna have problems this season, I can already feel it.
    Stanley, who looks like the lovechild of Samuel L. Jackson and Dr. Emmett Brown, with a hint of Don King might be problematic too. His jumpsuit would have been great if the model’s crotch hadn’t been dragging on the floor.

    Zac Posen is cute as a button, but I’m gonna need him to bring a little more snark in the future.
    I got really sad just imagining the comedic gold we missed out on, because Kors would have went in on Emily for that crap she made. I miss him so much.

  6. 6
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 7:54 am

    Brother Tim dies a little inside everytime he has to see Heidi in another streetwalker outfit. Actually, most streetwalkers dress better.

    Did she rip that top off of Hivy’s back as she was leaving?

    And I love that whole Salvador Dali thing Daniel’s got going. But not as much as I love you, flipit.

  7. 7
    kels
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 8:02 am

    Noooo! Say it ain’t so Flipit!!! Your vcaps are the icing on Mrs. Mia’s wonderful recap cake! Sigh… please reconsider.
    I miss Kors’ orange face and snark already.
    @chaosbutterfly, I too am taken with Daniel and his fabulous stach and paunch. Looove it!

  8. 8
    Pegster
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 8:55 am

    Hallmarq has a head that just screams for hair. He’s a deformed conehead.

  9. 9
    Miss Molly
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 10:05 am

    Emily said she wouldn’t help anyone & hated the old lady. And then the old lady is the one who ended up helping her. I love abject irony — which also explains my love of Flipit.

  10. 10
    blazergirl
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 10:59 am

    I join in with the begging and pleading; please Flipit!!!! We love your video caps, how can you let us down?!?!?!

    I also love Daniel and loved his outfit. I watched the casting special beforehand, which made me love him more. He’s adorable. Also, I have an old co-worker who is friends with Michelle (Lesbianiak) and says she is awesome (and also married to a man, so not a lesbian), so I am initially going to give her the benefit of the doubt. I’m hoping she’ll be snarky in a fun way; we’ll see.

  11. 11
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Daniel looks like Cassanova with a fake mustache.

    Is it me, or is this an especially vacuous group of contestants?

  12. 12
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    Fuck… no more vids……

  13. 13
    LAC LAC
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    LOL!! Oh, Flipit, you are too funny. And yes, you are looking quite good in front of zee camera. Pomise that you will avoid the temptation of the see-through shirt with a bra, like Heidi. Hello, Heidi? Robert Palmer called and would like you to audition for his video. Jaysus, I thought we would see something better out of her, clothes wise.

    I miss muh orange queen, Mr. Kors. Who is going make bitchy comments while Nina picks baby bones out of her teeth?

    Too early to tell with this lot, although it is getting harder and harder to argue with my husband that there are straight male designers out there. :)

    The first loser is in my geographic area – a drive by cackle is too much, right?

  14. 14
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    I can’t decide if Samantha looks like Kelly Rowland or Jennifer Hudson.

    Wasn’t Emily the one who talked about how she liked to manipulate people( or something) in the casting special? Or was it that other awful long haired white girl?

  15. 15
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    “The first loser is in my geographic area – a drive by cackle is too much, right?”

    Hahahaha omg, I was thinking the SAME THING.
    She was seriously so awful that I was almost willing to waste a Saturday hunting around for her so I could laugh at her failure in person.

  16. 16
    mere2142
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Joining in on the begging and pleading for video caps along with Miss Mia’s awesome recaps. No one does Tim Gunn like you Flipit!

    I think this team thing might be interesting but we’ll see.

    I do miss Kors :-(

  17. 17
    simonelzr
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Dear Flipit,

    I’ve been reading this website for a long long time and have never posted a comment, but I will post now to join the begging committee!

    Please keep doing the recaps, they have me in tears!

    *The real world also has eczema\… priceless.

  18. 18
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    I’ve tripled my caffeine intake (or maybe you’ve lowered yours), but my ears are having no trouble keeping up with your rapid fire, so didn’t have to play it again. Wee ha. And now you say no more video caps……whhhhaaaaaaaaaa

    I was afraid they meant teams of two people each, but two big teams with lame names, ho hum. I’m missing the orange glow of Kors and his obligatory crotch snark. Don’t know nuttin about no Zac Posen.

    I’m still astounded that Heidi make a shampoo commercial since her hair always has black roots and looks just like green straw.

  19. 19
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    I can’t believe how quickly they are rolling them out (the seasons, I mean) Can’t hardly take a breath. I do like the casting specials, as they give me a much better grasp. I thought Lilly Pad was going to be toast, but really based on the edit and her previous work . . which I’m not sure is hitting a wide enough demographic fer a TV show . . . . after a while, I was so confused, coz there was so much (why can’t I spell f u g -argh!!!!) f u g going on, I had no idea.

    Why, oh why, did no one tell the funeral director how awful that was . . . any other choice of belt would have at least not been jarring!!!

    Flippy, I love you, and you always look great to me!!! I can’t pressure you, as it’s just my own selfish needs at work, but do know we love you and you’ll be missed!!! Mwah! The Jacob Marley reference was sublime!!! And sooo true!!!!!

  20. 20
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Oh, and I loathe, yes, LOATHE Zac Posen. Take all the bad personality traits, roll them in a fluffy ball, slather them with ego and there ya go – Zac Posen. I can’t wait until he starts hissing.

    Never thought I’d miss the guy covered in Cheetos dust.

  21. 21
    kels
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    See what you’ve done, Flipit? You’ve upset chooch and several of us have resorted to begging. So one more try can’t hurt-Please continue the vcaps this season? Pretty please with a candy bar on top?

  22. 22
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    you guys thank you so much for these comments! i am really glad you like the vlogcapping cuz i was really skerd to try it. hahah. i was planning on doing the real housewives of orange county next. what do you think?

  23. 23
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    I don’t watch RHOC, but if you really can’t be swayed to continue with the PR, then I say go for it.
    I’m sure the videos will be amazing and hysterical as usual.

    Now please excuse me while I go cry in the shower for the rest of the night.

  24. 24
    kels
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:18 am

    I don’t watch RHOC either, but I’d still watch your vcaps.

  25. 25
    LAC LAC
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:55 am

    Flipit – yes, please do OC !! However, make it funny…However, don’t make me laugh too hard… You do have INSURANCE, don’t you? Really? Really?” :)

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