Project Runway Video Recap: There’s a Heart in My Hole

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By Flipit | Thursday, March 21, 2013 | 11:47 pm | 14 Comments
Posted in: Project Runway, Screening Room, VlogCap

Dashley will be back on recap duty next week. Until then, enjoy this video recap! 

This week on Project Runway Teams, the men use their facial hair to embarrass all gay people, Daniel has a breakdown, and a garden gnome escapes from an old lady’s garden. 

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 4:16 am

    I was halfway through your recap–and you interrupted yourself with two public service announcements–The Morally Corrupt Faye Rancid redub came on followed by the BS of the day…..now that’s a commercial!

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 7:21 am

    My husband watched part of project Runway with me last night. He was convinced Daniel is Geraldo’s gay brother.

  3. 3
    DeeArtis
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 9:19 am

    The video was hilarious! I’m sooo disappointed in this season, it had real potential, but this has to be the worst group of designers in the shows history. I hate Michelle and Layanna. For some reason the think they are the best of the best, when in reality, Michelle is stuck in punk rock 80′s and her stuff isn’t really all that great. Layanna has dated taste to be so young. Sophistication does not mean matronly, when will they get that? I don’t get why everyone picks on Patricia, she never says anything bad about the other designers or rude to them, but they are just nasty and always ranting about how they can’t stand her designs. If anything, I personally think she is really talented and has the creativity among this group. At least she pushes herself to try new things, rather then sending down safe designs.

  4. 4
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    -oh Samantha, Horrible people always stay!!!! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!!!

    What a treat that was, soooo funny!!! Loved the back and forths with the various enemys! Myself, I think Layana is sooo whiney, and I can’t root for her, though I generally enjoy her designs.

    About Samantha going, well, that was truly tragic, the differing table cloth and curtain frills layered is just not a good look. And grrrrl, if you’re reading this, take the Elsie out your nose!!!

  5. 5
    toosoon
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 4:45 am

    I must say Beirdo the Weirdo’s breakdown was hilarious! you said 21 crycry I lost my mojo crycry these are tears of joy crycry Michelle’s pant are on fire crycry… ha ha ha

    FauxLesbo rubs a lot of people the wrong way and I can see why, but when she turns down the Apocalypse of the 80′s rock vibe she actually produces some pretty neat designs. Which is more than can be said for the rest of this sad bunch. Her dress was adorable and the only reason Beirdo wasn’t auf’d for his bubblegum eysore of horrible. So I have to give her props for making sure I get another breakdown full of hilariousness!

  6. 6
    Lady Shahady
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 7:20 am

    @Dee – hear, hear! What did Patricia ever do to anyone…other than occasionally give them the gift of spine shivers with her random eye-widening trick? Which may be some kind of Native gris-gris, come to think of it. But that’s neither here nor there. The point is: she’s kooky, but in a nice, and arguably talented way.

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    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    How refreshing is Stanley? Talented, modest, and he doesn’t feel the need to trash talk the competition. He just keeps his head down, works on his stuff, and helps out when asked. A gentleman. I’m voting for him for Miss Congeniality. As for Miss Thang 1 and Miss Thang 2, with their overblown egos, they should take a page out of Stanley’s book and STFU. I vote Michelle for lamest tattoos EVAH. I’ve seen drunk sailors returning from a binge on shore leave that had better ink. Layana’s voice could remove rusty paint from lawn furniture. I hate those two bovines. Somebody auf them so I can stop screaming German obscenities at the tube.

    Michelle’s trendy head piece reminded me of Hints from Heloise and 20,000 uses for nylon net. How fucking fashion forward.

    Richard does remind me of a potato gnome….a potato turned into a gnome maybe?

  8. 8
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 23, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    Richard kind of reminds me of the mandrake roots in the the Harry Potter movies.

  9. 9
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 24, 2013 at 5:38 am

    Cattyfan, you nailed it! Exactly the mandrake roots (his mother mated with a potato), but he needs to work on his voice–he needs the whiny nasally Layana as a vocal coach.

    And I’ve finally figured out Michelle’s tattoos, she was a major fan of the superball as a kid, in all sizes.

  10. 10
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted March 27, 2013 at 9:15 am

    I think what’s bothering me more about this season than any other is all the mugging for the camera. Michelle is queen of this. She sits in her runway chair making all sorts of bizarre faces (that have nothing to do with what Heidi is wearing ’cause if they were, they’d look horrified) to ensure she gets lots of camera time. She yells in the workroom as well so you know she’s there even when the camera isn’t on her.

    Patricia scares the other designers because she has a point of view and vision that they simply don’t have. It was nice that Stanley changed his mind about her and said so in his one-on-one. Why does Michelle hate her so much? I have no idea. Michelle does hate that she can’t tell what Patricia’s designs will look like right up until Runway. And she hates that the judges see the beauty in what Patricia does so maybe that’s what it’s all about.

    Whineana keeps saying that other designers are jealous of her and some other stuff but I usually try to mute the tv when she’s talking before my ears start to bleed.

    And what the hell happened to Daniel? If he cries every time he has to take something apart, he must cry a river on a regular basis. And I am a 50 something fan of bubblegum pink, so there. But his dress (and Stanleys, surprisingly) were real snoozefests. I like Daniel but he is seeming increasingly unstable. And Richard? He’s very inconsistent and his taste, well, his taste IS questionable.

    And Michelle – really? A rain vest? Is this for people who don’t care if their arms get wet? And the dress was originally basically a throw away just so her model wouldn’t be naked under her RAIN. VEST. I loathe designers who keep saying they don’t love what they did because it’s not really ‘them’, especially when they win. If she had sent down a plain shift with that bizarre vest, she’d be cooling her heels in the PR version of Ponderosa right now. Fingers crossed – may it happen soon.

    And Samantha, we hardly knew ya. But honestly, that dress was stunningly horrible – especially coming from an apparently talented designer.

  11. 11
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted March 27, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Oh, and Flip? Your PR videocap shows up as just a screenshot and not a video. The others are videos and I can click on them, but not the one that has you dressed as Heidi. It is a videocap, yes?

  12. 12
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted March 28, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    M’kay, now it’s on there twice and one is a video.

    *sigh* I am seriously gasmi challenged these days.

  13. 13
    Val Val
    Posted March 28, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    LMAO! I love these VlogCaps, Fliplicious! SHAVE!

  14. 14
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted March 29, 2013 at 12:03 am

    Thanks so much for covering for me Flipit – finally just got to watch LAST week’s PR and caught up with the video recap. I should do some traveling more often so that I get the treat of your V-caps!
    And I don’t know how it’s possible that none of our lovable, intelligent, hilarious, and (most likely) gorgeous commenter Gasmii complimented you on your impression of Patricia, but if you wrote and starred in a one-man show that consisted solely of a two-hour impression of her, I’d totally buy an overpriced ticket for it. I laughed so hard I had to pause the video so I wouldn’t miss anything.

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