Prom Queens Recap: Teenagers and Tiaras

By fatcamp | Monday, October 8, 2012 | 1:00 pm | 8 Comments

Tagged: Asshole Children, awful people, chris hansen, Chris Hansen about to walk up in this bitch, crotch fruit, Lifetime, parody, prom, Prom Queens, recap, spoiled, tacky clothes, TV, tvgasm, twat vomit, ulgy dresses

Posted in: Prom Queens, Recaps

Princess calls her mom to let her know she snatched that crown, but we don’t really get a deep reaction. The Narrator gets one last blow in with, “okay, Annie, now that you’ve won, will you please take off the tiara when you go to college?” Amen, bitch-sister. Amen.

There we have it. We did it, you guys! Did you survive Prom Queens? I’m always wary about new reality shows, but this one definitely has potential if they really up the bitch factor. I’m hoping for some nervous breakdowns and/or physical violence. What did you all think? Should I be more forgiving of these spoiled specimens or is my judgment justified? Let’s hear it all! Until next time, I wish you multiple tvgasms and gliterrierer dreams!

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I'm a mystery wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in silk charmeuse with bitchy trim. I have an abusive relationship with television, a penchant for making fun of everything, and a need to make people laugh. By day I conduct clinical research having to do with ladyparts. By night, I'm Darkwing Duck. This nerd is five by five and ready to go. If you love me that much, you can find me at twitter @fatcamp

8 Comments

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whoochile

Posted October 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

i have no idea what channel this stupid show is on and never heard of it, but man o man, fatcamp rocked the shit out of this recap!!
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michkabibbles

Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:12 pm

like whoochile i had never heard of this show, but i am now a devout follower of the recaps. that was hilarious. i dont think the sarcastic narrator worked as well with a nice girl like patty, but would be an added bonus in episodes like the second one when both girls are hobags.
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keebler elf

Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:43 pm

what channel does this come on?!
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fatcamp

Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:49 pm

@whoochile @michkabibbles thanks, you guys!

@keebler elf: It’s on Lifetime, and it actually isn’t on their regular schedule yet, it’s only had “sneak previews.” You can see the messy period Lifetime logo in some of the pics. I believe it has only aired on Thursday nights though.
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labowner

Posted October 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm

“Is there such a thing as adult adoption?”

Yes . One just happened in Florida.

Fatcamp thank you for the laughs.
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Melissa Wray

Posted October 9, 2012 at 6:05 pm

If you continue these recaps, I will continue to love you forever.
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April

Posted October 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm

I know someone who officially adult adopted too. It really does exist.

You rocked that recap. This show is perfect trash.
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Anonymous

Posted February 22, 2013 at 6:00 pm

I went to high school with the 2 miami girls and you could not have done a better job at describing them. I hope you don’t think that everyone in my high school was like this.