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No joke, she’s wearing a bikini top over several shirts in one picture. Clearly this bitch wants nothing but attention. She hasn’t been shown without a tiara on so far, and I would love to see her finally get a rude awakening in the real world. Princess is a pretty girl, but she falls into the trap that way too many girls do, which is heavy eyeliner caked entirely around her eye. I’m no expert, but I know enough to say that it makes your eyes look smaller and your self-esteem look non-existent.
Our other nominee is the “self-professed queen of the Miami club scene,” Pelinsu. Guess what? She’s rocking an ombré hair coloring as well.
They forgot to list “asshole”
I’m guessing this was taped around May, and by then according to at least one women’s magazine, that look was long dead already. Pelinsu has an over-abundance of self-confidence and comes off as arrogant. Already she seems like the kind of girl who would spread a rumor that you had herpes just to entertain herself. Her title card lists that she is a professional model, is on the Miami club scene, and she has poor school attendance. Allow me to put it down sharply. Walking at a fashion show at the mall does not a model make. On the club scene? Where the hell are her parents that this has happened? The oldest she should be is 18, so it’s completely inappropriate to have this little hussy in a club. She’s like a low-rent Turkish Tara Reid waiting to happen. I’ll go ahead and assume the poor attendance is due to being hungover all the time. She’s definitely going places in life!
Turkish Tara Reid’s mom talks about how her prom was just a dinner and some dancing at a prison or something. She’s absolutely adorable, but she obviously gives TTR too much slack because her childhood was so restricted.
“Prom is word for farm work, yes?”
TTR says she goes out to party at 1:00 a.m. until 5:00, then off to school at 7:00. I am flabbergasted, you guys. This little girl needs to be on lockdown. Also, I really hope she got her HPV vaccinations and is on some sort of long-lasting birth control, because she is clearly not responsible enough to take the pill every day.
TTR goes to turn in some prom form to the committee, and the Princess throws her some shade for not having her mom’s signature on one of them. Finally there’s some tension up in here! It turns out that TTR and Princess used to be really close. However after Princess started wearing “that piece of plastic . . . some cheap 99-cent store thing” on her head, TTR could not be seen with her anymore. YES. The claws are coming out, and I pray it escalates. The Princess claims that the drift in their friendship was mutual. You keep telling yourself that, your highness.