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We get to see pics of Yoli all young and stunningly gorge, and she stresses the importance of her leadership. If her kid plays this right, she too can use her looks to land old rich dudes and not have to learn to type.
As she tells us how not involved she is, Yoli gets involved in every tiny detail of her kid’s gig, even down to “rounding out da eyes so chee doesen’t looks Chinese.” LOL. What choo got wrong with Chinese people, Yoli? I have a feeling she’s not gonna like Ad for an unspecified reason. RACIST. She’s still blahing about how difficult and important modeling is. I would laugh this off, but the last time I was asked to walk in a straight line, I failed miserably. Then I threw up.
Modern dance interpretation on what age does to a model’s career.
Poor kid can’t breathe. Yoly flits around her non stop “do you need da eye drop? You eye look funny like you need da eye drop. No? Ok I get you eye drop you need eye drop for you face da drop.” UGH if anyone needs eyedrops it’s you, McSquint!!
Let’s go to Ad’s private plane! Unfortunately, Kim Twitchards isn’t here humping a plane seat and then peeing on the floor.
Instead of Twitch madness, Kyle and Ad lug their husbands along with Taylor to the super fun abuse walk. Paul asks what kinda shit Lisa talked about them at her party, and he’s told nothing. She only mentioned them at all because of the dead flower poop tree. Paul rants on about how Lisa was super rude to him and Chung. No one seems to be buying it. Ad was a flaming c word and the whole world saw it.
Let’s head on over to Portia’s bday party. Kyle’s hired help to make twisty balloons, and I don’t think the employees like kids. This balloon is totally inappropriate.
Mauri and Paul get on their high heels and bitch and moan and stumble around. I can’t believe how many men don’t know how to walk in heels. It’s like they were never alone in the house while their parents were at work.
Lisa arrives at the Portia party with Ken and a prepared excuse to get the f out of there before Ad arrives. Kyle tries to get Lisa to talk some shit about Ad, but Lisa’s running across the yard to stop Ken from licking a guy’s face.
Same ear, back, ass, nuts and head hair. Honest mistake.
Lisa teases Kyle by walking her he-could-poop-any-second husband through the house, and then Kyle sits her down to grill her about Ad. Why doesn’t she talk to Ad? Hey Lisa wanna hang out and talk to Ad? WHY? Come on! How bout dinner? What if everyone came over and you could fight with Ad? Jesus, Kyle, back down. The fact that you can only come up with a new car as a storyline isn’t Lisa’s fault. Call Kim and ask if you can borrow a cup of personality or something.