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Lisa doesn’t get it. They’re both broke bitches, they both wrote books. Why not? We can’t all have a silently fahting midget in a Rod Stewart wig to take care of us forever. I love Lisa. The screeching stops for a moment and so does Holyanda’s barely coherent mumbling about these women being apes. Ad jumps in. “I got a book deal too!!” OK Ramona. They gonna sell your shoes at Target? Ad can’t even come up with and original terrible personality. Since Brandi is now too repressed to say it, I’ll help out. SHUT THE FUCK UP, ADRIENNE.
Brandi tells us Ad has no brains and probably can’t even write enough content to fill a greeting card. Knowing the completely unoriginal Ad, her book will be a carbon copy of Fail’s. She’s fabulous, her husband was a monster, now give me money so you’ll all feel fabulous knowing you made me feel loved. UGH. I suspect that like every single other business she’s put her talent into in her life, it will fail miserably. Google it.
Yolanda wants dessert. All at once, they tell her to shut the fuck up.
I can’t wait for the next Top Chef. The judges are all doing Kim quotes!
You guys curious about what’s going on with Camille? Me neither. That girl is bizoooooring. Turning nice was the worst thing she ever did. She blahs about how happy she is not to be wearing Frasier’s wedding ring. She sold it to pay for a boyfriend with a giant wiener. Smooth move. Which is rare for her.
Did someone slip gluten into my wine? BRB
Ad goes on a hike with Kyle and Camille and Holy. Anyone else rooting for the mountain lions to wake up? Ad tells us that she didn’t appreciate Brandi’s attitude last night, but she’s gonna let it go for now. She’s got every other five minutes for 19 more episodes plus 2 and half hours of a three hour reunion to throw it in B’s face. Way to slow play it, Ad!
Lisa is in the bedroom trying to explain to Brandi that when she acts like trash and says fuck at the dinner table, she’s giving the fucking women a fucking fuck gift and inviting them to call her fucking trash on fucking tv. Is this a record for the number of times the F word has been used on a Bravo show?
Brandi squeals in protest, too dense to get it. You can’t teach a middle aged dog how to turn new tricks. The problems with B/AD go back to the reunion, when B accused Ad of orchestrating a gang attack on Lisa. Apparently, the twitter backlash
was so bad that Ad and Paul begged her to go on online and say none of it was true. LOL. Ad is so pathetic, and such a damn liar. She deserves what she gets. B says “I’m not your puppet, bitch.” Best. Casting. EVER.