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The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick is showing Kyle the factory Fail and Ad came from.
Kyle found a store she liked in Boca, so Mauricio is gifting her an LA branch in return for keeping his commissions in check. Faye’s designing it, which guarantees that it will be even tackier than what Boca can produce. Which is pretty fucking tacky.
Kyle says opening this store is like giving birth. You get a rich guy to pay you money to lay around for a few months and then hand the brats off to someone else to raise for you while they run around with your name.
They shove some mannequins in the back of Kyle’s car and Faye says it’s gonna be embarrassing driving around with them. How the hell do you think they feel?
Isn’t that the skank who cashed in on her best friend’s murder?
Brandi meets Marissa for dinner, who brings her hubby and her brother. Marissa has a big mouth just like B, and proves it by talking about how her husband is the opposite of what she’s attracted to. LOL. She explains why she has a poor person house, saying that her hubby only likes producing small indies instead of giant studio pics like his folks. Aw! You found a genuine man with passion! You poor thing. Brandi invites her to Vegas next week, where she’ll be teaching a stripper class. I’ll wait for you guys to recover from the shock.
Brandi calls Kyle to make sure they’re ok, and Kyle forgives her. Um, WHAT?!?! YOU forgive HER? For your Neanderthal telling her off at dinner? Brandi stays smiley and just lets it go. Kyle claims Mauri has never been called a motherfucker before. He must not read the internet.
All the ladies show up for an art gallery opening. Yoli sees a painting of half black, half white people and it reminds her of the Mexican worker she talked into Americanizing. She’s proud, but not enough to pay full price! She talks the artist down to almost half. Ouch. Cheap bitch! You’ve fucked three rich dudes into marriage, I’m sure you can take the lemon pucker out of your ass and pay up! There is nothing more disgusting than a cheap rich person. Except a drunk vimmen.
Paris Hilton shows up, walking like a true idiot. How has no one run her stupid ass over in a crosswalk yet? Hopefully there are no gay men at the gallery, as they’re all sluts who are dying of AIDS, according to the talentless stick figure ho standing before us. She talks about her concert next week in Paris closing for Jennifer Lopez. LOL!! That is one tone deaf audience right there. Way to keep the French hating our asses, Paris!
Marissa is bitching to Failor that her husband isn’t as cute as she wants and she wishes that she’d waited to get married. OUCH. Failor says that she wishes she’d stowed some of her husband’s con money away before he turned himself into a round of Hangman. Meh.