Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “What’d I Say?”

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   SquareHead
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 12:52 am

   Walking around with a face that looks like a plastic doorknob in a house fire. ROFL Flipit, you are a poet! And Kyle claims Mauri has never been called a motherfucker before. He must not read the internet. I’m glad you caught him saying You deserve all that. Fucking prick. Thanks for recapping all the Corrupt Faye Resnic scenes, I turned the channel and watched commercials on another network when she darkened my screen. And Kim…well, she’s just not right in the head!

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   kdognatl
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:55 am

   Love the recap Flipit! And LOVED that you called out Paris Hilton’s walk. Does she think that is sexy and closing for JLo. Now THAT was hilarious. But I was surprised no snark on Kyle’s getup at the art gallery, hahaha.

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   Holyterror
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:57 am

   What do you wanna bet Yoli tries to pay that artist what little money she agreed to give him with a big honkin’ truckload of lemons?

   Lots of rich people are cheap — that’s why they’re rich — but that was really painful to watch. Fifty percent off? The painting was good, and he was right that it showed a lot of work. Somehow, it’s also worse to gyp someone on the price of a present.

   Faye’s blog at Bravo had to be taken down because so many people, like myself, wrote hateful things. And only about one out of every 10 letters in response to Fail is actually being posted. Go look at how strangely positive Fail’s feedback has become. Heh heh.

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   Gypsy
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:46 am

   Ya know, Vyle could’ve put the top up on that Maseratti right MCFR, ya dumb bitch!

   Eliza Doolittle approves this recap.

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   cloudsinmycoffee
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 7:01 am

   Still reading, just have to comment that Mauri is such a little used tampon where the string curled up and you’re stuck with this cotton stick of red death.

   moving on….

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 7:25 am

   Not sure why everyone feels it’s their place to say something to Brandi. Enough has been said at this point. Maurice is an ahole…and he knows that he was. That’s why he gave a weak ass apology to Brandi and a weak gift to Ken.

   It’s always funny how something should or should NOT be done until it happens to you. Yes Paul and Ad I’m looking at you. You were on your high horse about friends not suing friends until your “friend” did something you didn’t like. Now you are trying to control the situation with money. As much as people probably may not like Brandi for always saying the wrong things people definitely don’t like rich people throwing their money around. Also putting the gag order on Bravo is a quick way to get fired from the show.

   Yoli was pretty awesome this episode. Between decorating, her relationship with her ex and her girls and her talking down the artist I was impressed. Not with her English but impressed.

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   emilt714
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:14 am

   Since when are nick lachey and avril lavine A-list Faye? Ha!

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   MaggieCoty
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:23 am

   Taylor is terrible, Yolanda’s life is fabulous but I have to say I do agree with Kim and Mauricio. I love Brandi but I think Adrien and Paul were in the right. Brandi spits up on people then plays the single mom card. I get it, it’s trendy to hate on the Maloofs but I can’t think of anything they did that was worse than anyone else. And Lisa needs to get over the selling stories accusations. Adrien apologized, move the hell on.

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   court
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:28 am

   Please tell me everyone caught Kyle saying ‘It’s not about the surrogacy!’ when they were all over talking each other when Taylor was trying to make it about her. I rewatched it 3 times with the volume turned up and sure enough that’s what she said lol. I wonder if Bravo left that in on purpose because the only reason I caught is because some other website mentioned it. I was really hoping the rumor was something more scandalous like the theories discussed here. And can I say how much I hate Faye and her dlist name dropping- I wish I had fast forwarded that part, she looks like a frog. And Paris mentioning that she’s closing for Jlo was the best part of the episode hahahahahaha- trash box.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Paris looked so over talking to her aunt. I have a few crazy aunties myself and I have to just nod and smile and I plan my exit strategy.

    I didn’t hear that court but I am going to watch again to see if I do hear it.

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    court
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:51 am

    @Classy- It’s right after Brandi excuses herself to the bathroom- they all start talking at once and it looks like she’s yelling it across the tables to Failor.
    I hope everyone caught Brandi on WWH last night too. She did not hold back on LeeAnn, it was so funny.

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    Detinha
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:23 am

    LMAO! The Palestinians sure can learn a thing or two from Kyle!! Love you, FlipLicious!

    Now, if \it’s not about the surrogacy\, that means that there’s still hope one of our theories is right!! *crossingmyfingers*

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    Deguy123
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:42 am

    I can not stand Faye and I’m hoping that she doesnt come back next season. After hearing how she wrote a book after her friend Nicole Brown Simpson was killed….MAKES ME SICK.

    Kyle needs to take a stand either way! I mean sometimes you cant be in the middle, you have to say how you feel and hope your friends understand. Thats what “real” friends are. Im also suprised that noone really talked about her outfit. Im telling you Marioco lied when he said she looked good….did you not see that other women there.

    Kim is looking happy and actually makes some sense now. I think she just needs to have the support from Kyle.

    Marisa while she should have kept someone of those comment about her husband to herself….or just to her friends…I dont think she was tryign to be mean.

    Lisa…LOVE…..thats all i have to say.

    And yes I heard what Kyle screamed across the room too and I think they left that in so people would get a clue about what Brandi said.

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    Clare S
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:53 am

    Do you think that Brandi told everyone that Adrienne was/is sleeping with Rod Stewarts son? I noticed that Lisa wrote in her blog that what Brandi said was the truth. At the dinner Lisa reminded Ken they were not allowed to say that Brandi told the truth unless they wanted to get sued. This week it’s been all over the tabloids so maybe now Lisa feels comfortable saying its true.

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Hilarious recap! My Fair Lady is one of my favorite movies. “Move your blooming ass”!
    Clare S @13, I believe you are correct about Sean Stewart. Although, I still believe the Hoof was a man (possibly related to Bert Lahr??) in his/her ‘former life’ but that’s a whole nutter secret altogether. Wink wink!

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    labowner
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 10:09 am

    What episode are we on and we are still going over this Brandi bull shit? Wah no one can tell me what to say so I am going to continue to talk and blame everything wrong in my life on someone else. I don’t own a mirror. I’m Brandi.

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    Clare S
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 10:10 am

    @notalways lol! I love Bert, hopefully they aren’t related!

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Brandi needs to STOP THE SURGERY on her face. if you have Instagram check out @bravoandy and his pic with Hoda & Brandi. I love ya doll but you’re face is looking like The Joker.

    All I can think is, “Why so seriousssss?”

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    labowner
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 11:28 am

    “Brandi needs to STOP THE SURGERY on her face.”

    She can’t afford lawyers, but she can afford facial work?

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    sheesh
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    When Rodel and I get into an argument we like to go at it housewives style.

    Me, “You didn’t empty the dishwasher.”
    Rodel, “This is about my life and my kids..Fuck you!”
    Me, “I will KILL you if you bring up my kids again!” (this is my favorite line. You really need to lean in to deliver this line correctly)
    Rodel, “Go do some more meth in the bathroom.”
    Me, “Shut the fuck up.”
    Rodel, “You stole my goddam HOUSE.”
    Me, “ANGRY SPICE!”

    and then we laugh and laugh…

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    @labowner….seriously take a look! (Also if she’s now friends with Paul maybe he is doing pro bono experimental procedures!)

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    @Sheesh…you with the comments.

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    Mimo
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    @ Gypsy – omg – I hope she isn’t using the new skin care line.

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    WhiteTrashGal
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    “You can take my money, but you can’t take my white trashiness.”

    Dayum, I knew there is a reason I love that woman!

    You nailed them again, Flipit.

    I think Kyle and Kim have a shared genetic pre-disposition causing problems, which Paris’s appearance has now confirmed for me: they are reality-challenged. Ironic, isn’t it?

    Oh, and Flipit, word to the wise: nevah go to L.A. unless you wear a disguise.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    I hope this gets thru….here’s a pic:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2266537/Brandi-Glanville-admits-Eddie-Cibrian-9-bedroom-adds-makes-skin-crawl.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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    Miss Molly
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Who is Yolanda kidding? Her first few English words included five, dollar, hand and job.

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    TWhit
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Anybody noticed that when Yoli was telling the guy to speak English she was speaking Ghetto-Yoli?

    “I come to dis country, I no speak no English.”

    THANK YOU ….for pointing out Paris’s walk. Just…GAH. I’m all for posture but her freakin’ shoulder blades were TOUCHING EACH OTHER. And stop your damn twirling your skirt. Nobody likes a twirler on the sidewalk.

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    But was Paris’ twirl, ‘Gone With The Wind’ Fabulous???

    “You say that’s hot, I say I’m fabulous!”

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    MsMmm
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    Holy nonsense! Mauri really blossomed into a full blown A-Hole!

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    ChaCha
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Remember when Mauri was the hot John Tuturro? Not anymore…John Turturro is hotter than Mauri now that Mauri’s such a jerk.

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    Robin
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    “I come to dis country, I no speak no English.”

    Yeah, she knows how to pronounce the word “this”. Heard her say it many times, I’ll take this, I drew this..This vagina got me where I am today..OK she didnt say that last part.

    It may sound silly, but I thought at that moment that she has enough $ to give them all Rosetta Stone! She was like “Go Learn English!”, and didn’t even consider helping an immigrant like herself.

    TC, Robin

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    annie
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    I thought Paris said she was going to have a show in Brazil? Paris in Paris, watching “One Night In Paris”? OMG my head just exploded.

    Brandi toatally has plastic cheek implants. She looks like a jacked up sugar skull.

    The thing I liked about YoYo’s ummmmmm “haggle technique” with the artist is she KNOWS he’ll sell at any price, and she KNOWS he will do so, because he’s a famewhore and wants his paintings not only shown on Bravo, but also showcased in Casa De Foster. I love how she sensed that and went straight for the jugular with her cheapskate technique. He got played….

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    dizzygirl
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    Anyone catch when MoDouche was telling Twitch that he agreed with her for the first time in 10 yrs, Fail was sitting to his left and she picked up her skirt and there was a black thing strapped to her leg…her mic? a gun? It was around her shin…a vial containing a rolled scroll w/ the Maloof secret? a flask? Her last remaining brain cells?
    captcha code….Face the music

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    ius2bmargo
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    @sheesh, I’m so jealous, that sounds like fun! My husband thinks there is something seriously wrong with me for my bravo addiction. I come to the gasm for comfort…

    @Clare s if that is the big secret, it makes Kim a huge asshole for blurting that out to Paul AND Adrian

    @everyone HOW COULD Y’ALL LET VYLE’S OUTFIT GO UNCOMMENTED! Even as I watched, I was excited by the thought of the gasmi ripping her to shreds? I mean does she think she is one of the muses from xanado that just jumped out of one of the paintings?? What is wrong with this girl and her clothes?

    @flipit love ya, and all your classic movie references; keep em coming babe. Just another addiction of mine that the husband can’t relate to!

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    @dizzy, I did not see that in regards to Taylor.

    I read on bravo that Taylor has found love again! with her attorney…vomit!! isn’t he still married?

    How many more episodes is this stupid fight going to go on….

    Oh and really Kyle, the mannequin shop….you are so dense!

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    Tmurda
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 12:37 am

    Iv’e never observed such a delusional group of people. DELUSION!!! For example:
    KYLE- The most confrontation-inducing neutral party in history. Desperate to be the mediator/peacemaker, yet goes about it by orchestrating a booze-fueled “dinner party” for fueding parties, conveniently at the height of a dispute, always prior to any period of “cooling off” time. Way-to-go, “Ms. Fix-it”. You are quite the Buffer!
    TAYLOR- I will do whatever it takes to save my marriage. Actually, I was a prisoner and feared for the lives of myself, and my daughter. But I was tough enough to crack my broken jaw back into place one time. But I am devastated by the death of my husband/abuser. Not because I am in financial ruin all alone now that he’s gone, I swear. I’m a strong woman who has overcome the life of an abused wife. I’m a survivor. I found the strength to leave that monster. But to ask me to give up the Monster’s wedding ring to save my ass……I’m sorry…*sniffle*….I feel sick….that’s just hurtful and cruel……whatever keeps the attention on me.
    KIM- Still unable to forgive her sister for calling her an alcoholic. Yeah, Kyle really spilled the beans, huh? If it weren’t for Kyle’s big mouth, the world never would have known Kim had a drinking problem. How DARE someone choose to NOT play along with my denial!
    AD- The only thing more annoying than a kind-of friend revealing something about you that you wanted to be kept private is when someone wants to keep something so dumb private! Why is using a surrogate so shameful? If Camille can be 100% open about her choice to use one, even admitting that her reason was basically cause she didn’t want to fuck up her bangin’ body, than it’s time to just fess up.

    Anyway, basically the whole cast is pissed that Lisa is the fan fave, and she and Brandi have formed the awesome friendship that they all want to have with Lisa. DAMN YOU, BRANDI!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL PEOPLE ON THEIR SHIT AND SAY “THE EFF WORD!” Exposing the women’s personal business crosses the line, apparently. I mean, does Brandi think they are all on some reality tv show, or something!?

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 4:34 am

    lolol @Gypsy and Miss Molly

    @Dizzy, I saw what you are talking about on Taylor’s leg. I was wondering what that was also. Does she too have a fake leg like Aviva?!?!?!?

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    Smarlo
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:43 am

    Oh no, not Aviva and her leg!!! I’m skeert!!

    I too wondered what the fuck was up with Vyle’s outfit at the opening. Nice head ribbon, really?

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:47 am

    What’s up with Kyle and jumpsuits?!?!?! Does she know that her body doesn’t wear those well….

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    smarlo
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 6:54 am

    she’s way too stubby for jumpsuits. Also, how the hell does she drive in those Frankenstein shoes?

    I did love Yolo’s white ankle zip jeans. I had a pair like that back in the day. I’d look like Moby Dick in them now. Sigh

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    Tx gal
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 7:08 am

    Awesome – Why are psychics on this show always fat? Don’t they see what that box of donuts is gonna do in a week. Great recap, as always.

    Mauri clearly shouldn’t have gone after Brandi, but he had some valid points. Did she say “I haven’t called Ad” and “I’ve called Ad twice”? There was so much yelling I couldn’t tell. And, oy! Kylie’s outfit! So hideous.

    My pet peeve is when a divorced parent says they are a single parent. You are not, you are a coparent with your ex and it is incredibly disrespectful to your children to say you are a single parent. It’s like saying the other parent doesn’t exist. I don’t know how much Eddie does as a father, but he is banging that nasty bag of bones Leeann so she’ll buy his kids a playstation and that’s something.

    Interesting about Fail’s blog getting screened responses. I was surprised they brought her back after all the hate she got last season. Hopefully this is the last we will see of her.

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    Miss Molly
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 8:15 am

    @Classy Drunk – I think it’s to keep her beef curtains contained.

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    katie
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 9:18 am

    I find it ironic that Kyle despises the word FUCK at the dinner table but proceeds to say ,”Fuck”, during all the fighting at the stupid resteraunt. Lol!

    Also, Kim seemed touched in the head during the “hearts in my hearth” weirdness.

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    NotAlway'sPerfekt
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 10:15 am

    T gal @41, I left a comment on Trayliar’s Bravo blog. They did post it however, they edited out the last sentence. Kind of funny cause first the entire post went through and I received a reply from another commenter. I went to reply back and saw that my comment had been edited. Here’s what I wrote: “You’re right about nobody caring about Faye, but she’s not an official part of the cast. Don’t think Adrienne will be back next season considering everything that has happened with lawsuits and such – she bit the hand that feeds her so to speak. I really think it’s time for Taylor to go. She has absolutely no story line and brings nothing but her drunken a** and a lot of baggage to each episode. What’s her story line next season? How you too can become a high plains grifter.” They put in a period after “and brings nothing” and removed the rest. Surprised they left in my lawsuit comments about Adrienne (smh)!

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    Deguy123
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 11:09 am

    http://allthingsrh.com/adrienne-maloof-says-brandi-glanville-is-trying-to-destroy-her-family/

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    Gypsy
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 11:55 am

    Uhhhh @ katie, I forgot I wanted to sat that too. That little Oopma Loompa brings hypocrrisy to a whole new gaming level.

    Brandi to Mauri: ” STFU!”
    (Editor flashback toOjai) : “Who says ‘fuck’ at the dinner table?’ (Flash back to Moroccon restaurant in BH)
    Kyle: “FUCK! Everyone shut up! By the way Brandi, I don’t want you to feel attacked.”

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    kloewent
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    What does closing for JLO entail. I have never been to a concert that when the headliner was over, they brought out some loser to sing again. Why would they do that? I can’ imagine JLO wants that to be the last thing people think of after her concert. Maybe the closer starts folding chairs and humping mike stands out to the bus??

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    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Yea! I totally have Her Beigeness’ next lemon project for us peons. She can start her own Bedroom Kandy franchise and use lemons for kegal balls. Wheeeeeeeeee……

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    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Oh, and Her Beigeness can start a ball replacement service for the men with her left over lemons. Mo’reeceeo can replace the balls Vyle removed when she started using him as her pit bull sock puppet when Faye Rancid is indisposed. Fred Flintstone could use a new set too.

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    ius2bmargo
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    @ classydrunk I agree, wtf with the jumpsuits? Maybe she thinks they make her look skinny? Taller? Kind? well it ain’t workin!!!!

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    kthxbai
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    @Flipit ROFLMAO I’m you’re biggest fangrl 5 ever! But Ad doesn’t get to be white trash. On account of being 1/16 Lebanese. So all she gets is beige party mix trashiness.

    1 thing I learned from her though. And that’s to never accuse somebody of not being trashy enough to be on Real Housewives. Which I did to her for like 2 seasons. And ended up having to apologize to the internet.

    Even so, I was still getting tuned up to be suspicious of Marisa. But then she made those cracks about her marriage and nipped it in the bud.

    She’s right about 1 thing though. Get married too young and you’re liable to wake up middle aged 1 day and be like OMFG look at all those boys I didn’t get to hook up with.

    It’s totes worth the wait to find out what frogs are before you can recognize the prince. When he shows up and explains he’s your forever husband. Sorry for the tangent.

    Anyway, what’s up with HoLanda’s ignorant ass living in SoCal all this time and doesn’t have a scrap of Spanish?

    It’s 1 thing to take up some local customs. And another to act like something you’re not. Maybe she converted over to the USA religion that nobody should speak anything but English because that’s what Jesus did.

    But she’s Dutch. Which means she lost her monolingual cherry a long time ago. If she ever even had 1. Since that’s so not Benelux ways.

    @court If it was a hallucination I had it too. Because I thought I heard the same thing. Oopsie. I’d started wondering if the whole thing was producer driven. Now I’m pretty sure it was.

    @sarcasatire I finally got Facebook to crank back up. And got the clicking started to get cook blocked. But I couldn’t find you on there. Here’s a link if you want to click my Facebook head and tell it you’re my friend.

    http://www.facebook.com/keigh.thanxsbai

    I also fixed it so if you click my here head it’ll take you to my Facebook 1. In case anybody else wants to.

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    NotaNJHousewife
    Posted January 24, 2013 at 5:21 am

    Paris. The bloom is off that rose, huh? Her and her stupid walk.

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    DJ
    Posted January 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    The concert that Paris Hilton appeared at was in Brazil, and she was a DJ. She did not sing.

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    Clare S
    Posted January 24, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    Newest rumours about the Hoof. Sean Stewart is living with her and before she was knocking boots with him she was knocking boots with the Mayor of LA???!!!!!!

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    reedeeda
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    I finally had to register. I have loved reading the recaps/comments to all the real housewives for the past few years (especially flipit’s) but I was bummed with this recap. So, much to love and dish and snark in this episode. I was seriously saving myself before I read the recap and the whole time I was super excited, just waiting and hoping stuff would be touched on (and reamed!) but it wasn’t
    I enjoyed it, but your usual in depth dish was missing.. Almost like you are fed up. (Understandable.) Or maybe it was the wine that had me so focused on goofy details.
    Anyway, my favorite part of the episode was Lisa’s efffing green sunglasses that matched her shirt when she exited the limo. I melted. I super hoped that would be mentioned – haha! So cool.

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    reedeeda
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Also, Kyle with the “jumped the shark” headband? I cringed. Now looks stupid on a teen, stupider on a middle aged woman.