Jacquee does not look happy, but Moony does. “I’m an artist,” she explains, which is code for “You will be supporting me until the day you die”. Jacquee, realizing this, simply tells us she’s keeping her mouth shut and then buries her face in a pillow.
And the finally, it’s here! Time for the Posche fashion show! Kat is headed over to Mel’s for a makeup sesh with the renowned George Miguel. She arrives at Mel’s where the talk is all about what a hot ticket the Posche fashion show is. Mel tried to get George Miguel and her sisters in, but there are not tickets left. That’s cause of the show within the show. Let’s get to that part.
Another flashback – and yay, it’s the UNATTENDED BABY INCIDENT! It’s Kat carrying on about how as a mother all she cares about are kids and if she sees an UNATTENDED BABY she’s damn well going to get her Wonder Woman cuffs on and move the kid. Followed by Ter at last year’s show, yelling at Kat not to dare accuse her of having an UNATTENDED BABY. I just love the phrase UNATTENDED BABY. It’s like unattended luggage, only far more exciting.
So, Kat simpers about just wanting to go and have a nice night. What show does she think she’s on? She does manage to ask Mel how she felt when she spoke to Kim. Mel said Kim admitted she was wrong, and now Mel’s cool. She says she’s a forgiver and a forgetter to a fault. I think she’s a talker about what a forgiver and a forgetter she is to a fault, but she’s really a lifelong grudge holder.
“What’s her motive?” asks Mel. “We’ll find out sooner or later,” comments George Miguel, who as far as I’m concerned is now part of the conspiracy theory. And on that note, Kim and Ter pull up to Salon Allure in the bastion of all things tacky, the white limo.
They are greeted by a chubby and sleazy looking man whose name I forgot, and a skinnier but much sleazier looking man named Angelo. Angelo is literally greasy. He is identified as the PR man for Salon Allure.
I set up the SalonAllurePR@gmail.com accounts.
Oily Angelo is tasked with leading them upstairs to get their makeup done. Ter makes sure to mention that she normally gets her makeup done at home so she hope she doesn’t look weird. Then they talk about the venue. It’s Cuban. Ter is excited, she loves Cuban food.
Oily Angelo returns with a champagne glass and they toast. Oh, it’s just all bubbles and makeovers at Salon Allure! Except it’s not. Oily Angelo proclaims, in a very scripted way, “Teresa, it’s a small world we live in. I know your sister-in-law Melissa. She used to work for me at a gentlemen’s club in Elizabeth.”
“What’d she do?” asks evil Kim, used weave nearly standing on end with excitement. And she used to dance for Oily Angelo, he is delighted to tell us. And what does Ter think of this?
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