Last week, we got a glimpse into the world of a Viagra popper and the people who have to love him. We witnessed him in his natural habitat: expensive phallic hotdogs, a tra-flashy wardrobe, and blunt mating rituals. Can’t have a show about the abuses of Viagra without knowing the antivenom–LuAnn’s caterwauling while waxing. Yes, sexy talk from an old guy, a $25 Kobe beef hotdog, and waxing eyebrows were the high points. You watched it and you loved it.
This week’s episode opens in Carole’s apartment. Interest in turning Carole’s new book into a television series is putting pressure on her to wrap it up quickly. She began writing it four years ago and is anxious to finish it, too; but it will have to wait another four years since she needs to start packing for her trip to Miami. She calls Aviva to get the scoop on the weather and Ramona. Aviva reports that the skies are blue and the Bunny is energized.
This needs way more pictures.
Sonja and Carole share a ride to the airport and off they go to Miami. Carole’s friend, Ranjana Khan, is hosting the ladies at her penthouse for lunch, followed by face yoga in her rooftop pool. Carole and Sonja arrive first, followed by Ramona and Aviva. Schlepping up to the penthouse has Aviva’s phobias working overtime.
This is just perfect for someone who’s afraid of heights and only has one leg.
Ramona begins her House Guest From Hell Tour by insulting the area of Ranjana’s badass penthouse. When Sonja walked in, she was immediately complimentary of how gorgeous it is, but Pinot for Brains has to act like she is THE authority on Miami real estate, blurting out that it’s up and coming, “buy cheap and sell high.” If someone wants an opinion on the wines of Target or to be insulted, then yeah, ask Ramona, but real estate in Miami…..
That screeching lady is already on her fifth bottle? How droll!
If the walk up to the penthouse was hard for Aviva, the fear of heights from the sweeping view poolside might just knock her off of her foot. Aviva makes the effort to overcome her fears and is a good sport, joining the ladies in the pool. Ramona, for some reason, starts telling Aviva that she can’t get in with her prosthetic leg. Aviva, a grown woman, proceeds to join in with the other ladies, but Ramonster just can’t let it go, shaking her head, rolling her eyes, telling Aviva she “won’t allow her to put it in the water.” Ramona needs to cast aside her controlling behavior like one of her used up, dried up bottles of wine, but instead, she’s latched onto protecting Aviva’s prosthetic leg like Honey Boo Boo on Go Go Juice.
Harpy lifeguard, I mean, leg guard to the rescue!