Real Housewives of New York Recap: Escape From Jurassic Miami

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By BelowSeaLevel | Thursday, August 2, 2012 | 12:01 am | 17 Comments
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Ranjana tries to teach the ladies her face yoga exercise, but Ramona can’t be quiet enough or calm enough for anyone to get anything out of it.  Finally, Ramona gets out of the pool and grabs a towel, trying to order Aviva out of the pool to join her.  Aviva looks mortified and ignores Ramona.  Ramona might think she’s Aviva’s protective momma bear, but frankly, she’s unbearable.  Besides, Aviva’s probably afraid of bears, too. 

Lemon

Lime

Grapefruit

Kissy fish, yea!

 

It is dinner time at the Drescher home.  Sonja and Ramona managed to break the shower faucet in the guest room that Sonja is staying in, so all of the action has moved to Ramona’s bathroom.  Aviva stops by but is kicked out of a room in her own home by Ramona.  Reid goes to tell Sonja that he fixed the faucet handle she broke, but he’s also kicked out of the room by Ramona.  She’s like a three-legged woman in an ass-kicking contest–winner!

Get out of here, homeowner lady.  This is our room now and that’s my third leg kickin’ yo be-hind!

 

Carole arrives at Aviva’s and it’s cocktail time, but Sonja and Ramona are still creeping goofing around in Ramona’s room.  Aviva shocks everyone when she uses the “F” word asking Mario to get them out of the room.  Mario does as he is told, but Ramona thinks Aviva is acting like that because she’s jealous of Sonja having Ramona all to herself.  Uhhh, yeah, that’s probably it.

Get out of here before we call the owner.

 

Alone with Carole, Aviva takes the opportunity to tell Carole how much she enjoyed the afternoon at Ranjana’s, except for Ramonster chasing her around, chomping on her leg, trying to bury it in a planter and barking at her to get out of the pool.  Aviva asks Carole to step in if Ramona tries that again, but it’s really Aviva’s responsibility to put a leash on rabid Ramona. 

During Carole’s camera interview, she says that she isn’t always sure how Aviva feels talking about her leg, so she will try to come to Aviva’s defense because she thought Ramona was acting a little out of hand.  A little?

Gimme your hand so I can put it down my pants.

 

Hornysaurus is in da hizzle!  Sonja is armed with some advice from Harry, which reminds us what a tangled web this is.  Sonja and George look excited meeting each other.  The Hornysaurus is undressing her with his sexual raptor eyes, while Sonja is counting $$$$. 

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Living in New Orleans, it helps to be a good swimmer.  

 

 

 

17 Comments

  1. 1
    Debbie
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    There are no words for this episode . . .

  2. 2
    Karen
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Horny George obviously didn’t get into the hot tub because he didn’t want the ladies to see his sagging bod. And BTW, Aviva said he was “tall, dark and handsome.” He’s none of those, not one.

  3. 3
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I think Bravo failed to announce/warn that this week is boner week on the Real Housewives of New Whatever. After Richie’s blurred-out boner on NJ and this old man poking Sonja with his, I’m all bonered out.

  4. 4
    LastCall
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Oy, this show is like watching a train wreck any more. It’s hard for me to even snark about , because it’s gotten downright creepy. Old man boners? Blechhh!!! Ramona is crazier than ever, Lulu will never change or evolve and is therefore boring (although I will be happy if she gets caught cheating on Jacques), Sonia has become sadly pathetic,and Heather is totally phony. I guess I like Carole and Aviva, so far. I just read soemwhere that Aviva is an attorney. Is that true, does anyone know?

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    All I can say is time for a whole new crop of ladies. Ugh this is getting hard to watch. Thankfully I have American Gypsies and RHOSD (shows are only 1/2 hour) to tide me over.

  6. 6
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 8:01 am

    Can we now call Lady Morgan $onja???????????????????

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 8:10 am

    @4 Last Call– I think Aviva is a lawyer. I read it somewhere.

    This episode was just……..icky. On way too many levels. And my girl-crush Carole I even take you to task a little. You don’t try on earrings–pierced earrings and put the back in your mouth. Honey, I mean–please dont do that.

    However it looks like things will pick up ala Johnny Depp. YAY !!!! Will have the champers chillin’ for that!!

  8. 8
    featherhead
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 8:11 am

    Did anyone catch WWHL with the MDL – Josh Flagg and Madison? $onja was in the audience and was called upon to particapate in a game. She was all over those boys, and pretended to feed Josh and then tried to kiss him. I can just imagine he was as grossed out as I was…. Yo, Sonja he does not play for our team!! And it was gross watching a 50 year old molest a 26 year old on television.

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 8:21 am

    I meant to add – I guess George is not the only one with a pocket full of Horny Goat…

  10. 10
    LAC LAC
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 9:56 am

    @hot cawfee, I am with you on the earring thing – ewww. I hope she bought those. I don’t care if she is royalty, ear ick is ear ick.

    old man boners, cougars running around without underwear or wearing bathing suits that belong to 18 year olds – where are we, summer time at Leisure World retirement community? I need eye and ear bleach from this episode.

  11. 11
    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 9:56 am

    Great recap, BSL!

  12. 12
    CJ
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 10:12 am

    BSL, LOL at your “wines of Target.”

  13. 13
    BelowSeaLevel BelowSeaLevel
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I went to Aviva’s bio page and it states she earned “…a JD from The Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law…” but isn’t a practicing attorney.

    $onja is a great name for Lady Morgan. Love each of you for hanging in while we wait for St Barts. :)

  14. 14
    Susan Meyers
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    George sounds like Jack Klompus from Seinfeld. Take the pen already!

  15. 15
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    @BSL– the shizz am gonna FLY then (there????). Its taking a long time to get this group going. Are they all going to St Barts ????

  16. 16
    BelowSeaLevel BelowSeaLevel
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    @ Hot Cawfee I’ve seen pics of everyone except Aviva on a boat, which I’m assuming was in St. Barts. However, during an interview, Ramona said Aviva became “possessed” in St. Barts, so sounds like they all went. Yay! Possessed sounds like an upgrade.

  17. 17
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    am so ready for it to all hit the fan—rubbing my hands in glee!!!!!!!!!!!
    I need get the real story on Johnny Depp and Lu (she loves when you call her that!!)

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