I am $o happy to $ee you.
George mingles and attempts to attach himself to each woman. The
boner with a man without a filter has a pleasant conversation with Carole before meeting Ramona, the woman without a filter. Too bad that Ramona is already taken because these two would be hilarious together.
Aviva asks someone to show her father face yoga. When Sonja shows him an exercise with her tongue inside of her cheek, Reid starts going on about it being the international blow job sign. Something you’d like to talk about, Reid? Sonja looks a little confused, too. Not to be outdone or out-offensified, the Hornysaurus starts sticking out his nasty tongue. I cringe where that thing has been, but more amazed that no one rips it out of his mouth to toss it down the disposal. Haz-Mat units, where are you when we need you?!
Blalalalalalalala. Damn! Stuck in my dentures.
During the first course, Sonja brings up calling Harry. George says something about him being jealous and starting a war. It didn’t start a war, it just got Ramona stepping in to tell everyone they couldn’t talk about Harry because she would never talk about her ex-husband in front of her current husband. That’s quite a passive aggressive dig, but at least it’s calmer than demanding Aviva get out of a pool.
I would NEVER say anything offensive, you MF’ers!
The Harry argument goes on longer than it should, leading to a discussion of George’s “tricks” and Sonja’s love for Harry. The only people that should be bothered by it–Aviva and Reid–aren’t. They’ve been lobotomized by Ramona’s high frequency shrieking and George’s roundhouse kicks to the sensibilities. The subject eventually changes with Aviva thanking her dad for his Kobe beef hot dog recommendation. He definitely deserves thanks for that, all right. How about thanking him by slapping him about the head with it?
I just took five Viagra. Meet me under the table.
Ramona chafes after a second of not being the center of attention, so she goes into the kitchen to tell the caterer to skip the salad and move straight to the protein and veggie. She’s now using contractors to impose herself on everyone. It might have actually been a good thing, since George loudly offers to give Carole her first squirting orgasm. Poor Mary-O had just taken a big sip and squirts wine all over everyone. As much as George makes the skin crawl, Carole’s and Mario’s reactions were squirting hilarious.
Mario’s version of the squirting orgasm.
I only offered you a squirting orgasm. Why so uptight?