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During her camera interview, Ramona wants to know why Pleather is bent out of shape, that it must be because Pleather’s intimidated by Ramona’s strong business skills. Yeah, it’s business savvy envy. That’s the ticket. She’ll drink to that. Of course, Pleather just can’t stand Ramonster and probably wouldn’t have offered to help if it meant butting heads with Ramona over things she thought were already settled.
They go back and forth some more until the designer guy realizes he doesn’t have time to deal with this shit for free, so he tries to get them to drop it and move forward. Sonja gets a little feisty on Ramona juice and isn’t done until she says Heather is wrong, that she didn’t agree to the horrible, awful, apocalyptic, unsexy “J”. Glimmers of Pleather’s gangsta chic shine through briefly. I’m so wishing someone would throw a mimosa or something, pull hair, throw a Louboutin, come on, throw us a bone. Nothing–just a death stare.
Ramona jumps right in to break the silence by asking if the toaster oven box is ready. Well, how can it be ready if Sonja didn’t agree to anything? I like designer guy when he gets feisty. Rawrrrr! He tells Ramona to be quiet so they can move on.
Ramona takes a rude, loud call right in the middle of the meeting, grinding the meeting to a halt. When she gets off the phone, the designer and photographer show Sonja a plan for her toaster oven packaging that has shirtless beefcake holding the toaster oven, like Apollo, bearing the sun to make toast for the world.
Ramona is turned off by the half naked guy on the box, which is starting to jibe with some other, um, things we’ve seen. Sonja adds that grandma isn’t going to buy that, signalling what she knows about marketing demographics. Designer guy says Sonja doesn’t need grandma, he needs the kids who’re buying stuff, to catch their attention.
After the photographer tells Sonja she needs a vision for her product, Sonja makes a U-turn and is now loving that picture, her eyes focused on that
six-pack toaster oven. The meeting then falls apart, with everyone agreeing to do a photo shoot so that Sonja can make a choice. Will she make a choice or be swayed by whomever has the most members on their team or whomever exudes the most ethanol fumage?
Mario and Ramona have invited everyone, with the exception of Pleather, to an elegant dinner at Le Cirque. Aviva asks everyone to guess which TWO people AT THE TABLE got married at Le Cirque. Poor Reid, he corrects Aviva that it wasn’t him and her ex-husband isn’t there. That’s right, Harry gets brought up at dinner again–this time by Aviva herself. What was shocking was Pepe le Pew’s admission that he, too, enjoyed the company of the man that rocks RHONY’s world. Too bad he was joking. Or was he?