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Thursday, August 9, 2012
9:00 am
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Tagged: $onja, aviva drescher, BelowSeaLevel, Carole Radziwill, Freebie Dream Team, Harry Du-them, Heather Thomson, Jacques, Lady Morgan, LuAnn deLesseps, mario, Mary-O, parody, Pepe le Pew, pinot grigio has rotted my brain, Pinot Queen, Pleather, Poopy the Pig, Princess Carole, Ramona Singer, real housewives of nyc, recap, rhony, Sonja Morgan, spoof, the countess, The Stumblebums, tvgasm, yummie dummie
LuAnn brings up her mother and her Indian heritage. Carole had given some side eye before the Indian remark, but after the countess says it, Carole is visibly perturbed. Sonja thought Lu was an Aborigine and had to Google it. Multiple people were throwing around their gross ignorance and opinions, but when Pepe le Pew used the word “savages” the table became unusually quiet.
Who are you calling savages, you sahhhvahhhge?!
LuAnn said her father referred to himself as American Indian, and Carole tries to correct her. This just wound up LuAnn to start acting out–including making reference to scalping–which further outrages politically correct Carole. There are arguments for both American Indian and Native American, and an even greater argument to recognize by tribe or nation, but for purposes of the recap, what was said is what is written.
I thought this was the 50-year-old, bloated Madonna costume party.
Sonja upped the banter when she said that Lu’s family didn’t scalp people, they just burned down their houses. Carole was willing to give Sonja a pass, so it seems like Carole is still not completely over Lu borrowing dresses from her friend. What was inarguably distasteful and deserving of a scalping was Lu sharing that Pepe calls Lu his wild Indian. The world is simply not ready to hear your pillow talk, Lu…not now, not ever.
People do not know the things I have seen. And they are lucky.
Ramona and Mario did not appreciate Pepe le Pew’s wine game played at Ramona’s expense on a prior episode, so they have brought along an expensive bottle of Château Margaux to show their good taste in money wine. Pepe is very complimentary of their selection and thanks them for sharing it.
Unfortunately, Mary-O takes that opportunity to turn an uncharacteristically classy moment into an ass-reaming of Jacques about what he did with the Ramona Pinot Grigio at his wine tasting. Lu and Sonja jump up like their chairs are on fire and head to the bathroom, leaving poor little Pepe to bend over and face the music. Mario stood up for his wife–an admirable, if unexpected trait among this bunch. Peace pipe, anyone?
I will not allow you to bring dishonor to my lady shoveling food into her face.
Aviva and her oldest son get together with her ex-husband and Harrison’s father, the infamous Harry Do-them. Harry is investing in “Poopy the Pig” and Harrison helped with Poopy the Pig’s secret weapon, the “butt dance”. Harry’s talents in the real estate world, bedroom, and bubble bath are well-known, but now he is allowing his “creative juices to flow” and is hoping Poopy the Pig will become an app and beyond.
Poopy the Pig is gonna be BIG, I tell ya…BIG!
He’s sexy and he knows it!
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Ha, we never even watched the show before. It is a very catchy tune and we played it especially for LuAnn. That’s the kind of stuff that happens when you treat a band like crap. It was a big FU to LuAnn!!!
The Stumblebums
It was amazing, @The Stumblebums! Thank you for making my day!!
I actually did find myself singing it. Hope being on the show brings some new fans and success!
Yes! That was so funny Great job @ The Stumblebums lol i really did lol
@the Stumblebums, please please please elaborate.
I pray you are the actual band because I would love yet another reason to hate that sanctimonious prick
@stumblebums yes please elaborate…. I would also love another reason to hate the C*ntess!
Poor Sonja. I think this is why Teresa doesn’t get drunk, her true feelings would come out and she would fall apart.
Bet LuAnns kids love to know about the sex discussions.
What? The countess was a dick to the band?! Color me shocked!
Best BSL recap! Also, I’m interested in finding out what a sexy J looks like. Apparently it cost $$$!
Can y’all imagine what a nightmare Pleather will be when her kids are planning their wedding? She has 2 kids, right? Not the point, but I feel for the wedding planner. They should get that Beverly Hills shee shee shee guy. He can handle her!
This season has been a snooze. I’ve been waiting for the Aviva’s “white trash” scene, but that must have been a teaser for the final episode -to lull us all into watching. Ramoaner’s crazed chicken/rabid chipmunk behavior has worn thin.
The Stumblebums for the win!!! That was all kinds of awesome! I hope Lu paid them extra!!
I found this on Romor Fix
“You have to understand the band did exactly what it was supposed to do. We played Christmas songs outside in the freezing cold for an hour. They showed none of that. The band waited 2 hours for LuAnn to show up for a rehearsal, she blew it off. They showed none of that. The band had a minimum of 75 emails pertaining to what songs to play so there was no copyright infringement. You don’t see that.
LuAnn took a glass of wine from the singer (his first and only glass of wine) after missing her rehearsal. The viewer also didn’t see the part where she doesn’t want to pay us because it’s going to be on Bravo. Like its OK for her to make 26K an episode but the band shouldn’t make anything.
Anyhow the band did make a hundred dollars a guy. A nominal fee for working and being treated like crap. They also edited the song so all you hear is him saying “I Wanna F@ck You in the A@@” over and over. They must of really liked it ’cause they were up out butts about signing our releases.
Yeah, it was a helluva way to make a hundred bux. It’s all about money and they got the shots they wanted. We don’t claim to be clean cut but come on, we do our music quite well. Not to mention that band wasn’t even amplified. Another reason we sound like crap…
The Stumblebums.”
http://rumorfix.com/2012/08/stumblebums-band-luann-de-lesseps-treated-us-like-crap/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb62Cdyis3c
This is the best “Fuck You In The Ass” in my opinion.
Love, J-Mo
Sounds like Lu (she loves when we call her that) to not sully her hands or waste her time with the little folk and be a no-show for a rehearsal. I mean come on people– she is a rock star!!!! Rehearsals are not for her and besides– we must show respect– she is trying to get her 47 yr old ass with child–lets say enciente—b/c she loves to speak French.
Lu asks Sonja whether she should “try” to get preggers, having told the acupuncture lady that they’d been “trying for a year.” Come on, Lady, pick a story and stick to it.
Did anyone notice Lu’s inability to carry the tune on Jingle Bells? The kindest way to describe it would be “pitchy.” Where’s Auto-Tune when you need it?
RomoSheDiNT, are you referring to Lu’s kids planning a wedding? Just pray she doesn’t plan to sing to Pepe at the wedding! Gaaack!
Romo, I just re-read your post. You meant when Pleather plans the KIDS’ weddings, not when they plan hers. Sorry.
What is it with Ramona and shiny shirts ????????
OK– rubbing hands with glee— Lu’s Mom has let it slip that Lu had her tubes tied so prgenancy is mighty unlikey–and spolier alert– Lu will be playing in the Hamptons Softball Game– Artists v. Writers. I have no clue what side she plays for—-bbwwwaahhhaaahhaaa– I just made myself laugh with that one!!
If that first post is the Stumblebums, I will be buying your christmas album! LOL!! What a surprise, the Countess is hoi polloi avoider. Who knew?
That party was totes funny and thank you for your contribution to it!
Great recap and what a fuckerclust. Jaysus, Sonja drinking too much at the party and clearly inhaling her own farts during that meeting – that is some substance abuse going on. Btw, short of drawing a dick at the end of a “J”, how do you make it sexy?
Mario and Ramona should just take those bottles of wine and beat people over the head, screeching
” WE ARE CLASSY, DAMN IT!!!!” because at least by the end of it, you would be unconscious. I cannot imagine anything more tedious than a dinner party with those two twats, constantly letting you know how lucky you are to be here with them.
Aviva’s ex – big dick and likes to..uhh.. eat out, right? That’s got to be it. (sorry for the crudity – I just don’t get the big deal)
Poor Carolyn – do you really think that you can shame the Countess? Quel ridiculous, my dahling!
@LAC so the women in NY have to go around telling each other about Harry’s “assets” because I wouldn’t have given him a second look.
@Classy Drunk I’m with you. If Harry is the premier cocksman in NYC, I’ll keep trolling elsewhere.
LAC are you saying Harry might by a cunninglinguist? He has too much chest hair that I can see for my tastes. Wonder what the back looks like – ew.
I did not know combing hair back was akin to the comb over. You learn something every day.
Now I will be extracting myself from this recap as the more folks find something unattractive, I tend to start liking. Run away, run away.
Labowner, darling, I just don’t know. He has to have done something in the boudoir that makes the ladies rave about him. Maybe he is good at playing the alphabet game.
@rosemarys baby…..lmao “premiere cocksman”! Im picturing a portly fellow with a monocle , top hat, and pipe walking around NYC asking ladies if they require his “services”
Ramona, the craziest of all housewives!!
I heard that phrase from the stumblebums on this you tube commercial…enjoy!