After the show, Heather comes across RamonJa discussing how upset they are that the photographer only gave her the two shots. Heather is pissed, tells them to get their ungrateful asses out of there, and thanks them for coming to the party to drink for free. Oh, she’s quite welcome. Glad they could be so much help.
Ramona didn’t go in completely empty-handed. She’s all about the BYOPG. She donated money and wine.
Did anyone else hear this wine tell me I have pretty eyes?
Carole gets another reminder from Aviva of how angry she is that Ramona threw her 80-year-old father out of a charity event. Carole’s confused because he told her that he was 74-years-old. Aviva finds her decrepit creeper father funny for trying to get into Carole’s pants. But how old is he, really? Do old men have rings that can be counted like trees?
Ramona makes a grand entrance for Carole’s book birthing shower. Heather isn’t thrilled to see Ramona and lashes out about her talking to the photographer during Heather’s organ transplant fashion show. Ramona realizes that she needs to let Sonja fight her own battles and apologizes. Things should be fine now, right?
Heather has moved on to giving Sonja some grief for acting “entitled” to more pictures and approaching the photographer during the runway show.
Aviva overhears Ramona calling her possessed while they were in St. Barth and charges over to confront her, bringing up the bad penny throwing incident again. The Hornysaurus must not have told his daughter that despite being asked multiple times to leave after grabbing Ramona’s arm, he refused until the muscle came out.
They’re arguing too much to notice the guy in the hat and sunglasses sneaking up and stealing their wallets.
Mary-O steps up and asks Aviva if George was even invited, and why didn’t Aviva attend? Even though Aviva wasn’t there, she insists that her father never attacked Ramona. After Carole hears the arguing, she comes over and agrees with Aviva that it was improper for Ramona to throw out George. Ramona gets upset and shows Carole what George did to her. Not so nice, huh? The crazy train is pulling into the station for sure now.
Derpa herpa dee derp…
Aviva gets Lu, Carole, and Heather to agree that they didn’t see George hurt Ramona, but they weren’t there when it happened. Carole tells Ramona that she should apologize for tossing George out of the charity event.
Even though Ramona keeps asking Aviva to stop yelling, she continues on that Ramona kicked out the man that “gave her birth.” Aviva thinks that if the birth giver’s actions didn’t rise to theft or rape, he should have been allowed to keep his pervy, grabby, abusive keepin’ on. The whole dynamic has become so undynamic and generally tiresome, it’s a good thing that it’s just about over. Hopefully, they won’t run out of pinot before the reunion episodes are complete.
Keep recycling wine bottles.
Keep walking in the garden.
Keep your Italian friends.
Keep picking up the check.
Keep on bongin’ and pongin’.
Next week, Part 1 of the Reunion. In the meantime, you can check out Flipit’s Video ReDub of RHONY Season 5 in 2 Minutes below.
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