Sparing any nice words beyond “good morning”, Aviva launches into St. Barth and the fur starts flying. After Aviva accuses Ramona of running away from arguments, Ramona’s going to have to sit and listen to prove her wrong.
I specifically told you the dress code was uptight and furry and NO RED!
Aviva has a lot to say about what went on in St. Barth before she arrived, but it’s curious where Aviva’s getting her information. For someone that wasn’t there for most of the trip, Aviva seems to think she knows exactly what happened, but it’s often different from what’s been shown to viewers.
Burn her! Burn her!
So, who has been feeding Aviva her information? Lu, the countess with Italian friends that Aviva fails to acknowledge did anything wrong? Producers? Carole? Heather? What do you think?
Aviva attacks Ramona for spooning naked with Sonja. So what? Is it more reprehensible to spy on another adult in their bedroom? What’s next? Mirrors and hidden cams on her shoes to look up their skirts to see if they’re wearing underwear? The world needs more naked cuddlers, not more “burn them at the stake” witch hunters.
I hope I make it to the bathroom in time.
It’s uncool for Aviva to bring up Ramona’s age once, much less multiple times. Ramona looks great for her age, preserved from the inside out. Miss Vassar tries to educate Ramona about M-E-T-A-P-H-O-Rs, but all that Aviva is accomplishing is giving Ramona D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A. Bitter? Party of one…again.
After too many minutes of screeching and hurling insults back and forth, Ramona has finally had enough and leaves. Once again, after attacking and insulting a fellow cast member, Aviva is left at the table, alone and furious, stuck with the check. Being a judgmental asshole can be expensive.
Do you see those?! BOOBIES or MOOBIES?!
Carole stops by Mary-O’s place of business to check out some trophies. His firm makes trophies and military medals, so he’s made a ping pong trophy for Carole. He points out how to distinguish male and female trophies–BOOBIES! Or are they moobies? Awk-ward again.
Ramona is hosting a charity fashion show to benefit a domestic women’s abuse center. All of the ladies are invited. Carole heard about the brunch brawl, so she asks Ramona about it. After Ramona says it gave her diarrhea and tells Carole to look in her underwear to see it, maybe Carole will reconsider butting in.
Aeon Flux is gonna do George some damage.