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Thursday, September 27, 2012
8:36 am
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Tagged: aviva drescher, BelowSeaLevel, Carole Radziwill, Colonel Mustard, cooleyhopper, countess, Heather Thomson, incest is best, Italian friends, Lady Morgan, Law and Order SVU, LuAnn deLesseps, Mary-O, parody, pinot grigio, Princess Carole, Ramona Grigio, Ramona Singer, RamonJa, real housewives of nyc, recap, Reid, rhony, SamonJa, Sonja Morgan, spoof, St Barth's, Staying classy, Trailer Turd, tvgasm, white trash
Ruh-roh. The Hornysaurus is in the hizzle. Aviva is afraid ashamed unable to attend, so continuing her demonstration of excellent taste and judgment, she sends her sex addict father to a fundraiser for abused women. Niiiice.
Carole defends Aviva when Ramona tries to tell her that she was traumatized by the rabid brunch attack. Does she need another look at the underwear?
She gives me diarrhea. It’s messy, but it is what it is.
George makes the rounds saying how upset Aviva is to have been attacked and be made fun of because of her disorders. When George runs into Ramona, it’s polite at first until they start talking about apologies.
Ruh-roh.
You’re outta here, Colonel Mustard.
There’s so many inappropriate things that the Hornysaurus says and does, but forcefully grabbing Ramona by the arm at a fundraiser for abused women, attended by women, went wayyyy over the line. It’s too bad Mary-O isn’t attending, but he wouldn’t be because it’s a fashion show for ladies. He isn’t punched in the throat, sprayed with mace, or kicked in the nuts, he is asked to leave. But he won’t.
What do you think about my jacket? It’s made out of my loose skin.
Instead of leaving, the Hornysaurus hits on Carole while she tries gently and discreetly to herd him out. Enough is finally enough, so he’s escorted out by Carole and security dangling a stick with a bottle of Viagra on the end of it.
I’ve got a skin suit, a fake tan, a limp flute, I’m your man.
When Carole tries to find some middle ground, that they both should apologize, George thinks Aviva doesn’t need to apologize for anything to that “Trailer Turd”. Who says that? Trash…quite frankly.
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Is it me or was this season not nearly as long as the RHNJ season?
Thank god it’s over….I can not take one more minute of Aviva. She is horrid.
The producer manipulation here and in NJ is truly disgusting. Glad you’re famous Andy, but at what cost?
Aviva Drescher is a bully, in every sense of the word. The only funny thing about her is that every time(make that ad nauseum) she mentions Ramona or Sonja’s age, I can’t help looking at HER and thinking wtf, you look older than both of them!
I do feel a bit sorry for Sonja, but did it never occur to her that her cringe-worthy, drunken antics have made her a major embarassment to the Morgan family. There’s no way he would stoop to have anything to do with her or Bravo. I lost my job, savings, etc. and can equate with the life changes that painfully come with it. My advise to her is the same as I tell my daughter . . . “be glad we at least have the memories of that other life, lots of people never get to even experience that.” Takes a little sting out of it.
Ramona . . . . . . . shut . . . up . . .
Great recap BSL.
Why don’t disgusting wrinkled flaccid old men get it through their heads that they’re done? You had some good years, now go away. You have the sex appeal of a soft cow brain.
(Channels Ramona at St. Barth’s with hands cupped around mouth) “No one wants to sleep with you anymooooore! We are disgusted by you and the only interested women are ones you paaaay (who talk about you mercilously behind your back about how gross you are)!!!”
If Aviva had any mercy, she’d tell her pathetic old goat of a sire to zip it (thanks Kelly KB)
Aviva hears what she wants to hear. It seems Carole and Heather have both told her that they were doing fun things before Aviva arrived. All Aviva wants to hear is that Sonja and Ramona were out of control the whole trip and it wasn’t until Aviva arrived and put them in their place did everyone start having fun. Even when the foursomes went to dinner you could still see that both had fun.
Too bad Aviva. That’s not what happened. And even though those episodes weren’t drama filled they were much more fun to watch then you attempting to be vindictive and get back at Ramona for something she never did.
Bravo had us all excited about the St Barth fight only to find out that it was Aviva who is really the white trash.
Aviva really should apologize for what her husband and father have said about her cast mates.
“Anti-freeze lollipops.” LOL! I actually think Ramona is completely ‘pickled’ at this point. Aviva, no words. Hornysaurus gives me the heebie jeebies! I don’t care how old he is. Being 80 does not give one permission to be a perverted a**hole!
Aviva goes out of her way to give clear and easy to understand orders. She doesn’t have to do that. She could just make them guess.
But those bitches aren’t grateful. They must be sociopaths or something. It’s like they’re not even sorry for disobeying Aviva.
After this I wouldn’t blame her if she doesn’t let any of them so much as give George a blow job.
From my favorite to my hated this week………
1. Heather – Still holding the top stop….Holla!
2. The Cuntess – She was so nice to Sonja even if she was faking it.
3. Sonja – Yes….she deserves to have her settlement settled. Her ex is a rich prick.
4. Carole – You should have been a bit more forecful getting the Hornysaurus out of the room.
5. Ramona – For once…I was on your side
6. Aviva – Which is why I hate the one legged witch even more.
Yo Aviva, if I were you I would stop announcing Ramona’s age of 56 – cause you look downright matronly next to her, especially in your “brunch” outfit. You are not doing yourself any tabors.
What really pissed me off was that in order to see the naked Ramonja spooning in bed – you had to walk all the way into the room. The bed was NO WHERE NEAR THE DOOR!! Nosey. Judgemental bitch! TAKE A XANAX!!
I don’t understand why See-You-Next-Tuesday Aviva was asked to be in the Yummy Tummy fashion show-she’s ugly skinny.
I hateses Aviva. I fast forward whenever her judgmental vile face shows up on screen. I also cannot believe they feature the gross horny old man. I vomit in my mouth whenever he shows up.
I hope Ramonja attends that body-parts-for-Heather fashion show and kicks Pegleg Pete’s pied faux out from under her on the runway. That’d make this whole irritating season worth watching for me. It looks like Ramona is finally gonna lose it in the last episode. Oh well, she held it together (mostly) for a lot longer than I would have expected. The reunion could be fun anyway.
I have almost had it with Carole. I realize she’s trying to be all PC and not take sides, but if she would open her eyes and ears she would see what a horrific, manipulative, spoiled asshole Aviva is.
And sure it’s easy to “feel sorry” for an elderly man being “verbally attacked”, but that isn’t CLOSE to what was happening! A disgusting, fully-aware-he’s-a-perv perv crashed a women only benefit for abuse victims, grabbed one of the previously abused by the arm, AND had the nerve to try and find a vajayjay for his shriveled old pecker. I really expected more from Carole and her voluntary role in this (walking him out, etc.).
Poor Sonja. Sweet Lu (she loves it when we call her that). Ramona is actually completely in the right…dun dun DUN!
I can’t WAIT to see my girl Heather give A-Diva a piece of her mind next week! Although I’m so sad the cray cray is ending. Sigh.
I find Aviva so full of herself. When Heather asked her to walk in her show, she said “yes” without blinking an eye. In the “talking head” segment she was saying how suprised she was, since she is 4o something and an amputee. It felt to me like it was fake humility, “oh, I am so unworthy”, because when she was asked, she didn’t have any doubt that she deserved it and that spotlight should be on her.
@kthxbai…IKR?!? I mean WHAT is with these bitches? She went to VASSAR FFS! She speaks several languages & understands EVERYTHING! Why aren’t they listening to her & running to kiss her ring??? Pfff…White Trash Whores!
@Amy….*wipes forehead sweat* I thought I was alone in the falling off the Carole bandwagon club. I loved her when she first came on, but I can’t understand her taking up for Adiva or siding with Horny. WTH is that about? She really is coming off as a self righteous piece of work! OVER HER! lol
I can’t stand Aviva and her pathetic helicopter father.. it is unbelievable..did he fight all her battles for her on the playground? I think so..
The NYTimes did an article many years ago about helicopter parents “following” their kids to college and calling professors to complain about their kids grades etc
perhaps they need to do a story about the oldest helicopter parent and child of them all?
Avia and her dad are the trailer trash of the group…..
ALSO…
If you Google George Teichner and Mary Lou Retton you come up with a very interesting article..
I am shocked that such a “high quality person” as he is would have anything negative associated with him…BC he is sooo upstanding….
@tvjunkie I hope the court ruled in Mary Lous favor. Now we know why Aviva doesn’t care if Reid is a slimy thief. She married a guy just like her dear old dad.
@fancyface… no you and @amy are not alone. I was waiting to see how carole would pan out on the show, but she’s turning out like all the rest and her narcicism is starting to show….trying to look all peaceful while being judgemental and passive aggresive at the same time. I see through her. She gets in digs as often as the rest….she just delivers them with a slow drawl and a smile and thinks she gets away with it. Well, not when you’re on national tv and the viewers are intuitive and bright. nope…not here
Ugh – I still Love Carole. But she needs to step up her game and throw down with some bitches rather than talk snidely about them off camera. It’s almost like being on the show is entertainment for HER. “Well, I have some free time, life’s been a little boring lately, so why not go on RHONY for a year or two and slum it for awhile. Maybe I’ll get another book deal out of it!”
I can’t wait to see the reunion – unfortunately, Ramonja often has trouble articulating what they want to say – especially when drinking or defensive. Lu won’t go after her because she’s just trying to lay low after the “Italian Job”, so that leaves Carole (never gonna happen) and Heather to rip her a new one. I think Heather can do it, but she I don’t know if she will – unless Aviva starts talking trash about her.
@bitchylady, I think Sonja is able to express herself pretty well. She really did a good job with Aviva. Now Ramona on the other hand already speaks to quickly and gets flustered just speaking regularly, so in an argument everything is multiplied times 10.
That is true classy drunk – but only when she’s sober – and I’m not taking bets on whether or not Sonja will be sober at the reunion…
Bitch lady Carol took this job to push her book to be a tv show or movie.
There are thousands of women going through Sonja’s situation with her ex everyday with less financial and emotional resources. I feel some empathy for her but when she started to talk about all her assets, she lost me. She needs to learn to live within her means like the rest of us 99%. Just once i would like these women to be honest about money. Come on, kids dont need fancy clothes, fancy cars, fancy houses, etc. Sonja doesn’t want to lose HER lifestyle. All her kid needs is stability and love. All these women act so entitled, esp. when alot of them only got rich or stay rich, through their marriages. I think the fact that her ex was filthy stinking rich was a major consideration in Sonja’s decision to marry a 70something year old man. Maybe he was a bad husband but maybe she was a bad wife?
I agree that Sonja has it a whole lot better than many other women who are thrust into the same kind of situation, and her bellyaching about money is annoying. On the other hand, it’s my understanding that Sonja’s ex has been doing everything is his power to avoid giving her anything. Even the agreed to amount in her pre-nup – which is not a whole lot of money for a Morgan – is allegedly being held back by ex-hubby and his lawyers. At least that;s what I read somewhere. If true, I can understand her frustration.
@fancyface and cherrylipgloss: Yay I’m not alone, either! Although I do agree with @Bitchy about Carole being on the show – actually using the others – for her personal entertainment. So that’s actually kinda funny except that she two-faces people that trust her.
Question: I’ve never watched a single episode of RHONJ, but I heard today tthat like half of the cast is being canned? That’s why I began watching RHONY again – because there were so many new people I wouldn’t feel too “behind”. It worked, but do you think that’s possible with RHONJ because there’s so much history? I’d love opinions
If you care to get sucked into some really dark and messed up family drama, dive head first. I watch all but Atlanta and none are anywhere near the cluster fuck that has become Jersey.
@AmyOops – Ditto what @labowner said – at this point RHONJ is like a Dateline episode waiting to happen….
Thaanks, Gasmii peeps! I will do that then. Thanks for the info!
@labowner At 1st I thought it was just me. Having a suspicious mind. But then I had my WWC podcast marathon. And found out they’d all been thinking she signed up for book research reasons too.
Now it looks like you’re jumping on the Carole Book Train. Welcome! Here’s some pillows. And a fluffy pink blanket. I brought lots. Let’s see who all else comes and sits by us.
I’m so happy to see that everyone else seems to be feeling the same way about these people as I am. The preview for next week seems to show that Ramona and Sonja are going to get hammered by all of the other women (much like half of that team’s butt got hammered by the “Italians” eewww). I’m not totally sure who I hate more at this point – Aviva, Jill, or Kelly. Danielle and Teresa from NJ are less of psychopaths than those three. They should be ashamed…or committed.
I know Carole’s all passive and tries to stay out of it, but she needs to man the fuck up and have an opinion in front of the other women.
Aviva had some nerve to send her pervy father to that benefit to fight her battles and then cry foul when her poor wittle 80-something father was manhandled and treated with such abuse and disrespect. Really? You lost a fucking leg once. Some of us tragically lose loved ones. Some of us are sexually, emotionally, and/or physically abused by people we trust. Come on! Get over your damned peg-leg. You’re filthy rich and get to have badass prostheses. It’s not like you have to slap a leg fashioned out of toilet paper cores on your stub.
And thanks to those who have intrigued me with your comments about Reid being a slimy thief and this business of the perv and Mary Lou Retton. Now I need to go Google for a few hours.
I knew I’d seen Heather’s smile before on someone else.
Mary Lou Retton. That’s it!
http://www.zimbio.com/go/fFgc-wgRzed/http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/08/14/aviva-drescher-avivas-sexaddictdaddy-sued-by-gold-medalist-mary-lou-retton-george-teichner-cheated-mary-lou-retton-outta-1-4-million/screen-shot-2012-08-14-at-8-51-33-pm/
@Too-Old: Ha ha! I JUST found the same picture. Lets see if my attempt to post a link works so others can be amazed
@AmyOops They do look alike!
It felt like the season was dragging for a while, but now it feels like the finale has suddenly arrived before I expected it. Everyone ready for the finale and reunion?
Noooo, BSL! I feel like the season just BEGAN! I guess that could simply mean I don’t want the season to end with all these issues left unsolved…oh, wait. It’s the Real Housewives franchise. The whole damn point is for there to be drama 24/7.
I wish they’d given us a two hour finale, though. I still hope the tease of Heather giving Adiva a piece of her mind is as good as I hope it is.
Ugh. Sorry, bout grammar and/or sentence structure but I’m about fall off my chair I’m so damn tired. I just want squeeze a feeeew more minutes into my Saturday night
After seeing the last few episodes it has been made extremely clear what the new people are on the show for. Aviva has clearly wanted to start problems with almost everyone on the show, she was playing the game well before she completely lost it and had the good sense not to yell at former fan favorite Carole. She yelled at Luann about the “wine trick”, she yelled at Heather for ” calling Jacques accent fake”, she yelled at everyone and then focused her anger on Ramonja for not “throwing her a parade and making her a banner” doesn’t she know they were on an island and its not as easy to procure this items as it would be in NYC (I’m imaging a huge warehouse full of T-Giving floats for rent) and then on top of everything she will not let it go! OMG you would have thought Ramonja threw Reids suitcase over the balcony, these are catty women even if you didn’t bring your husband words would be said behind your back! I think Carole is truly over it, at first she wasn’t as above it all as she has been but as time has progressed but clearly she is at the point of just turning her head and ignoring people. I think Aviva had the upper hand in going out to eat where you are supposed to talk where Ramona started in on her side at a fashion show/charity event where her timing was wrong. Now onto Hornysaurus showing up. I just want to say that most people donate money to causes without being lucky enough to attend an event with free booze and food and get recognized for how wonderful they are. For George to gives thousands of dollars (i.e. I think he was referring to the fact that if he were age appropriate for the show i.e. 1972 $500 would be thousands of dollars in current money, but I haven’t fact checked that). I do find it funny though that after he ordered the 3 most humiliating items that health store probably sells he wanted a discount and brought up the fact that since he was Jewish he should get one? Really you are buying organic ED medicine pay full price AND LEAVE! So back on topic to the event, a normal man would have walked in saw he was the only man at a gender sensitive charity event, put the envelopes on the nearest table and left. But no not George, he has to mention to several people hes donating money (smooth move keeping the $500 check in the envelope and saying its for way more money, I think you overestimated Ramona’s level of class in keeping that hush-hush plus it was my favorite part of her blog) and then refusing to leave after you embarrassed yourself, your daughter and the host and her castmates have asked you to leave. Even Team Aviva Carole was trying to push you out the door, when the two waiters got involved TWICE by literally awkwardly standing by you so you felt uncomfortable (have they heard you talk? I’m not sure what would make you uncomfortable, perhaps a herpes exam? A Locker room not at a Senior JCC?) You finally left after tossing back a drink and apparently taking enough time getting in the elevator that Carole got body checked by the doors. I think you and Aviva deserve each other, I hope you two have fun hanging out on weekends buying drugs for your peepee and your non-existent lovers enjoyment!
One of the reports regarding old Georgie is he is now on J Date….I guess since he couldn’t gat any dates on his way out the door..and he did try pretty hard with Carol( almost to the point of harASSment)……he wasn’t going to give up!!!..
After his embarassing antics @ the fundraiser…Aviva made some comment about Ramona throwing out an 80 somthing year old man…who the hell does Avuva think she is..that “man, her father,” had no business being there..I thought Ramona handeled it very well…he was( and still is) a total jerk..
I can’t wait till the renunion..hope they fry Aviva
BSL…the title of this recap is the BEST EVER!!!
You managed to sum up the beginning, and the end of this shit show with one sentence. Good job
Wait – this was the finale? I thought we still had a few episodes because I didn’t think they’d end NJ and NY at the same time. Damn.
what a pointless season, i feel nothing but PETTY bullshit happend, like nothing fun or interesting, I don’t think the cast is working !! UGH have to wait for the reunion to better make up my mind. I miss Jill and Alex, even Cindy was somewhat interesting when it came to her and Sonja
oh also wanna point out the film crew sucks at filming, i feel they dont capture new york enough! they alwaaays use extreme close ups.
There are two sub-human activities in our society-pedophile and incest. George making his remark about “incest is best” was so degrading I could not believe that Bravo allowed this on tv and, of course, it was not the first time this rancid skunk had alluded to incest with his daughter and she laughs at this making me wonder about their relationship. But, there are thousands of people watching this show who are actually being abused and see people laughing at this disgraceful conversation. These people are hurting and these freaks are making “supposedly” jokes. It truly is the lowest I have seen anyone stoop. If Bravo wants to have this kind of filth on their show–and I mean George and Aviva, I will not be watching anymore, I have to much respect for myself to listen to gutter talk.
Carol walking this pond scum out and then laughing at his dirty name calling of Ramona makes me wonder about her morals. This group is beyond contempt.
Um @Tibi, while I agree on many of your observations, I must point out that this being a snark website we essentially *need* these bloviating asshats. If they were not bloviating asshats they would do us no good and the Gasm would be pointless.
Also, have you actually WATCHED any of the housewives shows? These ladies are sweet-tempered puppy dogs compared to some of the others. They are ALL beneath contempt lol.
For the record I totally agree, as do we all I’m betting, that George is a total slimeball with a highly inappropriate relationship with his dear daughter. Yuck. Perhaps you should just stop watching, because I don’t think it’ll get any better in the finale or reunions
I would have done the same thing as Ramona at that event. I have a very low tolerance for creepy sleazy men and I have no problem going off on a man who touches me the wrong way (frats don’t like me very much lol). He really picked the wronggg event to do that at too.
Smoochers BSL– great recap!!!
OMG– did I spy Jen Gilbert?? The tres cool event planner that I was hoping to be a new cast-member??? Jen-the red looks fab and I haven’t read your book yet–its good to see you.
@ 16 Aliens– rofl I know!!!! Aviva will need a lot of coaxing and ego-stroking so she can “make” it down the runway.
Aviva–hell…I call Shenanigans on you—–snacks from a bin?? You let your kids eat them??? And you eat them?? SO I guess you arent worried about germs or the like. Not phobic about that or screaming in restaurants.
Sonja–aahhhh Lady Morgan– take the portraits down hon. You looked very lovely in your lawyer meeting outfit. I thought the slat-blue with black was becoming-loved the light makeup and your kitten heeled boots. I teared a little too BSL when she greeted her dog–
George–you want your face-time and you got it–so I can now pick you apart. You are gross, inappropriate and completely lacking in the grace and class that your daughter purports to have. You are an enabler of the first order. The rest of the world doesnt have to change to suit your daughter-rather the other way around. AND DO NOT EVER POINT YOUR FINGER (OR ANY OTHER BODY PART) AT CAROLE.
Now having said Carole–I agree with Lab and Kthx that she came on to promote her book and TV show. No harm in that–the Manzos, Ramona, Jill and Heather all did it. I think we may have 1 more season for Carole.
Yay Heather– I am glad people are getting to like her— I was on board from the first– and gave her alot of passes for making “rookie” mistakes.
Looks like a potential for a shit fest next week–but then BRAVO has been screwing with us.
I cant wait for the reunion– will Aviva walk off when confronted ?? Demand Reid?? And I am sure George will be waiting in the wings b/c he thinks he is a star now.