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Despite a few nice words, Aviva quickly reverts back to how horrible Sonja treated her. Sonja has had some Pellegrino and carbs, so she’s ready for the classy smack down she couldn’t pull off in St. Barth. Sonja lets Aviva know that she defamed her and said very hurtful things that can’t be taken back. Sonja’s done with Aviva, who then moves from attacking Sonja to attacking the absent Ramona.
RamonJa did a Google search of “white trash” so Sonja doesn’t need Aviva’s definition that “white trash” means “moral failure.” Aviva used such a nasty, pejorative term, but she doesn’t seem to be at all apologetic or remorseful. Does she feel better calling RamonJa a moral failure?
Aviva is outraged that Ramona was so busy partying and having fun on vacation instead of being “gracious”–i.e., paying 150% attention to Aviva. Blah, blah, blah, rant, rant, rant. Aviva calls them morally reprehensible–a synonym for “really super cool and fun” in Avivaese. Sonja has enough and coolly and calmly let’s Aviva know that she doesn’t care about her feelings and she’s over her. That’s gonna leave a mark, maybe even cost a limb!
Aviva continues the verbal assault, telling Sonja there was a lack of character amongst the girls. Aviva has issues, though, when Sonja tells Aviva that she’s freaking out. The cuts are a little gentler than the ones at St. Barth, but still hurtful. Sonja has heard enough and calls Aviva a liability.
Sonja doesn’t believe Aviva when she says that she’s concerned about Sonja’s downward spiral. Aviva needs to turn that frown and the spiral upside down. As Sonja gives her parting words, she puts on her hat and coat and walks away, leaving Aviva with the check. Paging Sonja to handle trade negotiations with China!
Next week, Heather asks Aviva to walk in a runway show, Sonja’s going to sue her ex’s ass, and Hornysaurus gets asked to leave a charity event for abused women.
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